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Jersey Shore’s Newest Monster in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if MTV is trying to turn their network into a Horror network, or if MTV hired a fat female programming director who overseas everything, to make sure they don’t pollute the youth with images of fit, hot, tight bodied women, because it raises the bar too high for everyday women, you know to live that healthy life…or maybe they just saw so much success with Snooki that they decided to cast her body double for her stunt scenes, or maybe all Italian American women are built this disgusting, thick necked, retarded face, sloppy bodied with shitty flea market tattoos, but I do know whatever the fuck this is, it is a weird fucking shape….and this has to be some kind of joke….you know…to see how far they can push it before people stop watching it…the whole thing is both scary and disgusting. Make it stop. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link

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Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes… Here are some pics… Pics via Bauer

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Audrina Patridge Needs Some Tarting Up

Posted on October 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge doing well, the usual, nothing. I don’t know what compels me to post pictures of this chick, she’s not showing off her fake tits or even wearing a decent outfit, I think she’s hypnotized me with her creepy lazy eye somehow. She’s kinda making a retarded face in the second picture if that means anything to you.

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