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Leighton Meester in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Leighton Meester comes from a long line of criminals. Sure her mother was arrested for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, the stupidest place to smuggle drugs from, because the border patrol know what goes on in Jamaica, but that’s not the point, the point is that her mom decided that her next venture would be to exploit her daughter and get her to do anything she can to get where they need to be. They moved to NYC then to LA and put her in Beverly High School hoping she’d get in and fuck some famous people’s kids, and the whole thing worked, but in being raised by a whore willing to do anything for money, Leighton’s got that attitude deep in her veins and that’s really not a bad thing, especially in her little black dress, unfortunately she looks really fucking big and awkward lookin, perfect to climb up her thigh like it was a tree and you were a squirrel only to burry yourself in her vagina like it was your nest.

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Leighton Meester in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes… Here are some pics… Pics via Bauer

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Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day