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Katie Price Weird Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katie Price is on another level…. I miss the days of her walking around with her handicapped son Harvey…and Peter Andre all greasy and homosexual…pure fucking homo…and now she’s with this ginger blonde creep that terrifies me…but maybe it’s just their self expression, the way they pose in their modeling shoots that are throwing me off… I remember her when she was everything and more…the clown tits bigger than most fat women you see in Walmart’s ass…beach balls bolted to hr chest…paving the way for Glamour models…and making a lot of money doing it.. So seeing her now is both Nostalgic and confusing as fuck….but it’s nice to see her tits are still shaped in the stupidest roundest of ways… This is straight up weirdness. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katie Price Weird Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday. I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world… But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter… Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

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Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday. I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world… But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter… Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

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J.Woww’s a Bikini Model of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jersey Shore trash J.Woww is a bikini model now, and I am pretty ok with it because she has a great body….more importantly she isn’t the troll and this isn’t her signing books that she pretends she wrote…it’s modeling cheesy fucking bikinis….for a company that is probably going to make a fortune now that they brought her on….and the truth is that as shit as Jersey Shore is….she’s the kind of whore, who had implants pre-Jersey shore for a reason….ready to humilate herself in a club, stripclub or porn set to get by, but instead decided to do it on MTV….and there’s nothing wrong with that….as long as you’re the hot one…which apparently this J.Woww is…. Who cares.

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Katie Price’s Crazy Panty Pants of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordan Katie Price is amazing. She is like a living, breathing novelty toy….the kind of thing you blow up and give to a friend on his bachelor party as a joke….only she’s real life….alive and breathing…sure I can’t attest to her pussy being anything more than a fleshy, dead, corpose rotting thanks to the years of abuse…but I can say she wraps it up hysterically in some of the stupidest pants I’ve ever seen and for some reason, seeing this tranny who isn’t a tranny tran out brings me great joy….some panty that are leggings with a fake tan goodness…it is fucking glorious…

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Leighton Meester in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leighton Meester comes from a long line of criminals. Sure her mother was arrested for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, the stupidest place to smuggle drugs from, because the border patrol know what goes on in Jamaica, but that’s not the point, the point is that her mom decided that her next venture would be to exploit her daughter and get her to do anything she can to get where they need to be. They moved to NYC then to LA and put her in Beverly High School hoping she’d get in and fuck some famous people’s kids, and the whole thing worked, but in being raised by a whore willing to do anything for money, Leighton’s got that attitude deep in her veins and that’s really not a bad thing, especially in her little black dress, unfortunately she looks really fucking big and awkward lookin, perfect to climb up her thigh like it was a tree and you were a squirrel only to burry yourself in her vagina like it was your nest.

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Diddy Explodes on Hip-Hop Cop

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds It was either the ballsiest move — or the stupidest move — Diddy ever made … getting right in the face of a tough-talking hip-hop cop, not affiliated with the NYPD, and calling him a “mother f**ker” during an extremely heated confrontation.

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Underwater Farting Penguin

Posted on July 16, 2009 by | Leave a comment

The penguin in front farts and the one behind turns around desperately so he doesn't swim into the fart bubbles. It's like the smoke-screen in the old-shcool SpyHunter video game, except that i am nearly certain that penguin, in fact, sharted, so it's more of an oil-slick, or some sort semi-fluid deep-sea mine (the analogy is breaking down but you catch my drift). [ via ] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Table Manners

Posted on July 16, 2009 by | Leave a comment

We live in a society hemmed in on all sides by the oppression of table-based meals. Here are some of the stupidest “rules” keeping us down. I mean, just look at this tiny list of foods you're supposedly allowed to eat with your hands! Here's what you should be able to eat with your hands: ANYTHING THAT IS FOOD.

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