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Hayden Panettiere’s Lookin’ for Male Attention at Comic Con of the Day

Hayden Panettiere knows where her target audience of men who want to fuck her hang and that’s primarily with the weird sci-fi motherfuckers who see women as a mythical creature that you need powers from the dark overlords to contact, especially when they look like Hayden Panettiere, because bitch is built like a troll princess from some obscure role playing game, making the masturbation fantasy all that more believable, and bitch fuckin’ knows it. She knows all these people are horny enough to want her, she knows that they are really the only group of people who don’t need to be drunk to stomach fuckin’ her, so bitch got all dolled the fuck up and wore a cleavage dress, just to get a little more male attention, maybe to start a little uprising, and to feel better about herself, because growing up, her mother was the one all the boys looked at when they were on the beach and now’s her chance, even if she’s at an event that I could wear to and get a bunch of numbers at, because motherfuckers are just that horny, but it’s good for the ego.

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Tara Reid Is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Maybe I am horny and tired of fat chicks who share a bed with me every fuckin’ night, but I think Tara Reid looks pretty fucking amazing. Maybe it’s her tan that distracts me from the fact that she’s dying on the inside from being on an alcohol and coke diet the last 10 years, or maybe it’s the fake tits, sloppy lipposuction job and bony ass that make her hot to me because girls who are dying on the inside are usually a fetish of mine, I mean that’s why I spend my hard earned money I steal from my wife on blowjobs from bitches with crazy addictions, but maybe that’s just because I can afford them

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Tara Reid Is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day