I like watching piss drip off a bikini bottom…it turns me on, like some really horny young pussy all eager and excited to be penetrated, or just a girl who can’t control her bladder, or a slutty girl with daddy issues pretending that she’s squirting – when really – she’s just pissing all over the place….it’s exciting…even when it is just water from her being on the beach dripping off her as she gets out…it doesn’t matter… She’s in the Barbados, she’s on the vacation, her boyfriend is Madonna’s son Rocco Ritchie… She’s a model, she’s 17, you’re a pervert… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kim Turnbull Skinny Slut in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Beckinsale is dancing in her panties or a bikini bottom for shape magazine.. I am not sure what kind of effect that will have on the virgin loser nerds who are obsessed with her and her one movie role in Underworld… But I know it’ll involve a lot of semen, even though her fans are likely in their mid 30s and older..because young people are too busy having sex with everything to bother obsessing over random bitches who look creepily hot for their age, like they are some kind of vampire, which is why what I do is so irrelevant…. I shoulda been tinder dammit… The post Kate Beckinsale Prepares for her Shape Magazine Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Love Magazine sucks, it bores me, the people they use are heavily followed, but boring, the content is boring, despite being expensive talent, and the whole thing is fucking garbage…but no one else is publishing a stupid, useless, video of girls half naked rolling around on a daily basis for the month of decemeber…but clearly they should…even I can’t help but post this dog shit So they did a second video with GIGI HADID on Christmas Eve because she’s top dog right now…..the Palestinian rich kid dream…who is overrated but who nought her fame in an era where you can buy anything…and at least shes’ grabbing her rich girl tits that One Direction cums on…because if you’re gonna mock models, pretend to be a model, get hired as a model, when you’re totally retard looking and not worthy of being a model, but more the rich kid singing karaoke at her over the top party….in a world that celebrates that…garbage. KENDALL JENNER AGAIN only on Christmas Day – because she’s a gift to no one, not even hot or interesting, but culturally appropriating or mocking some Indian god…in some terribly fucking poses is totally offensive….on Christmas day, in some anti Christmas video that really displays how not hot this cunt is…the funny thing in it is that the credits on the video are more interesting than the video….there was a writer for this? Really…looks like it was more an accidient… ASHLEY GRAHAM ON BOXING DAY BECAUSE SHE’S FAT….BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE BOX…I GET THEIR FASHION MAGAZINE IRONY> > > I like to reduce all of Ashley Graham’s attempting to be Jessica Rabbit, with all her big features, like her big manly drag queen face, and massive fat girls ass and tits, to being the loud mouthed, not disgusting, fat girl, in a world that needs fat girls for marketing purposes, because the world is fat, dudes have fat fetishes, even though getting fat is pretty easy to pull off, and easier to own being fat than to lose the weight in an era of fat being some kind of movement… The post Love Magazine Advent Calendar Bullshit Continues of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Newslady Forgets She’s Using a Glass Table Creepy Dominos with Bricks – Watch to the End Woman Slaps Herself After Failing Driving Test Woman VS Cop Who Gave Her A Traffic Violation 16 Year Old Dude Fights Ex Girl and her New Boyfriend Violently Being Beat To Death by a Liquor Bottle Never Trust the Sidewalk Escaping the fourth Floor – Using Bed Sheets Tied together Truck Takes Out Toddler The post Topless in the Intersection and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Dec 24, 2016 at 10:06am PST Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have… Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world… So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood! The post Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know… They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate.. But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long. The post Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Halle Berry, the accessible black girl because she was half white, raised white, went to white school, but connects with black, because she didn’t have a father, and because she was made fun of and teased in her white school for being blacker than the whites, and fatherless…who mocks actual black people who had to struggle and fight for being black…by exploiting that “fact” about her, she is black, but using it as a leverage to win Oscars is her right as a black person, but they might as well have handed it to a white girl in black face. I’m not saying black people can’t be raised in white neighborhoods by white people and not still be black…I’m just saying Halle Berry used fucking angles to exist…and that’s cultural appropriation she can get away with because she’s black…like a gay dude calling gays faggots because he’s gay…ya know. If you don’t care about what I have to say about anything, you can look at her mom ass in a bikini…maybe a little too close to birthing to be hot…unless you’re into that….she’s apparently on vacation with her ex husband or some shit I don’t care about but will write because it makes me feel like a GOSSIP magazine..thus RELEVANT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Melanie Ribbe is, and I can’t really be bothered to look her up. It is Friday and I am getting motion sickness looking at my computer due to this hangover that I guess has been building up the last 20 years and just fucking hit…or maybe I just drank too much…but I’ll argue that you can never drink too much…you just gotta keep drinking…but that has nothing to do with this Melanie Ribbe, who I guess matters enough for people to take pics of her, which isn’t saying much since it is the me-generation with Instagram and everyone has pics taken of themselves like they matter, but her ass in a skimpy white bikini bottom is enough for me to stare…it always is!! Via GALORE
Naked News anchors Melissa Childs , Eila Adams , and Victoria Sinclair hit the world famous Hedonism II resort in Jamaica to do a little scuba diving in the latest edition of Travels . Since they’re newbies, however, they’ll be doing something called Discover Scuba Diving, but don’t worry, it’s still super sexy!
Anastasia Ashley is more than just a surf booty on instagram, she actually competes…and that’s what I am watching right now….because girls who can surf always impress me but more importantly, look good when they are in a half squat and skimpy bikini bottom…doing things I can’t do…. The waves are shit, but I figure the best way to root for like her number 1 cheerleader I am…in her in her heat – is to stare at some pics of her from her instagram…featuring Ass…
