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Ricki Lake on the Beach of the Day

Ricki Lake in a bathing suit is probably one of the last people I want to see in a bathing suit…I mean I remember her a 500 pounds on TV, she stated she was fat due to sexual abuse…not so hot… or in John Waters movies and I rememeber her weight loss, but that was pre 1995…and even then…she was the last person I wanted to see in a bathing…sure in a sex tape, obviously, I want to see how everyone, even those terrifying fuck, but bathing suit…not so much…so 20 year laters that feeling hasn’t really changed…but here she is in a bathing suit…it happened…and we got to experience it – and for that – we are better people…or not…none of this shit actually matters…and she’s just having a good time on vacation – leave Ricki alone…she’s an icon to us lowlives who didn’t work and watched daytime tv and always will be… Good old beach paparazzi magic…to remind us of things we don’t need to see….like old times…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ricki Lake on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford Daughter Clone and her dad of the Day

[jwplayer mediaid=”199199″] Cindy Crawford’s daughter and her dad starred in this real creepy video – because she’s a younger version of his wife – almost identical – and he fucked his wife when she was a younger version of himself – and by default would probably want to fuck his daughter – if she wasn’t his daughter – and more importantly 12 years old – but still old enough to be prostituted to the industry by her parents – because they see dollar signs, despite having dollar signs, dude is from the Gerber empire and she’s Cindy Crawford…I mean come on… That said, I am not implying Gerber wants to bang his daughter, I’m just saying if he found Cindy Hot, he’d find the daughter hot, if the daughter wasn’t his daughter, and even if she was, he probably does, because that’s how penises work….. I am someone who grew up on 70s incest porn, who doesn’t have a daughter, so the idea of jerking off to my daughter if I did have a daughter – is probably a lot easier for me to stomach – than someone who actually has a daughter and just wants to nurture and protect her like a normal dad – who isn’t a sexual deviant…. But historically, rich bratty dudes are sexual deviant, model fuckers….who do weird shit with other rich friends and have great lawyers to get them off…just ask Trump and that Epstein dude… The post Cindy Crawford Daughter Clone and her dad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in Underwear New Hair of the Day

I always laugh when “celebs” get new hair cuts or hair color and people actually act like it matters – and by people I mean the media that is so starved for content – looking for anything good, different, intersting, click bait-y – that will garner views, lure ad sales, make them fucking matter… Well let me tell you…no one gives a fuck about Bella Thorne’s new hair, and if they do give a fuck about her new hair, you should probably avoid them..because they are clearly creepy.. In fact if you meet a person who even knows who Bella Thorne is…you should probbaly avid him, and definitely don’t let him babysit your 14 year old daughter…because motherfucker is a creep… And the fact that I know who Bella Thorne is, or that I follow her along with 7,500 other girls I think are worth fucking – because they post slutty content – and slutty content in a world filled of slutty content – is still slutty content….that we don’t need tabloids, or anything to send out way…it’s like nothing we can do can angle a story – better than just following these idiots on their own social channels – reminding me that my big fail in life was not starting Youtube / Instagram / Facebook and other social networks these people use to polarize their bullshit existence… Instead I write badly written content about jerking off to their shit, and I don’t like hearing about other people jerking off, why would anyone want to read about me jerking off…hence why I am a failure.. One of these pics is her in her underwear with her old hair – but who cares – it’s all within the theme of girls who don’t matter – trying to matter – and people making them matter – cuz we got nothing else going on The post Bella Thorne in Underwear New Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Prepares for her Shape Magazine Issue of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is dancing in her panties or a bikini bottom for shape magazine.. I am not sure what kind of effect that will have on the virgin loser nerds who are obsessed with her and her one movie role in Underworld… But I know it’ll involve a lot of semen, even though her fans are likely in their mid 30s and older..because young people are too busy having sex with everything to bother obsessing over random bitches who look creepily hot for their age, like they are some kind of vampire, which is why what I do is so irrelevant…. I shoulda been tinder dammit… The post Kate Beckinsale Prepares for her Shape Magazine Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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