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Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Dec 24, 2016 at 10:06am PST Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have… Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world… So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood! The post Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessie Andrews Teen Pornstar Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessie Andrews is some Miami trash 19 year old who made the wise choice to get into porn instead of doing something of value with her life…cuz i guess she heard the money was good and the male attention was even better. She’s getting tons of press as the new Sasha Grey….which I am sure is feeding her ego…when all that really matters is that she gets fucked on camera, is 19 and pretty much virginal in the porn scene. Now I hate pornstars, but the hipsters are loving her, she’s been in VICE and now Terry Richardson is shooting her… But I think she only is worth looking at when fucking, and even that isn’t that great…she’s only in it cuz she’s 19 and personally I like my 19 year olds less washed up and into being porn….you know more 19 and into being sluts strictly for me….I’ve been there and it’s better… Seriously…Her porn isn’t that good and I hate young girls that are all into this scene…I prefer them when they are jus sluts and not being paid for it…she’s all hype…and so are these pics for Terry Richardson…she’s a fucking porn bitch…why the fuck does she have underwear on….and more importantly why isn’t she getting fucked in this shit. Overrated cunt. Literally.

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Gaby Ramirez from Playboy Mexico’s Twitpics of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Gaby Ramirez, I don’t think she really matters in anyway other than that she did PLAYBOY MEXICO AND SHOWED OFF HER FAKE TITS because Fake tits are often celebrated as an accomplishment despite anyone, even your mom, having the ability to get herself fake tits, making her as busty and amazing as Gaby Ramirez all thanks to not even that modern technology…..in what I think should be celebrated only to make other girls get fake tits, since sleeping with a set of fake tits recently…I’ve learned are fun to man handle in all their firmness and hot shape….which means a lot coming from me cuz for the longest time, I liked my titties natural and sloppy….I guess we all have to switch it up sometimes…. Either way, here are her twitpics, hardly naked enough.

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