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Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Dec 24, 2016 at 10:06am PST Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have… Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world… So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood! The post Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Franziska von Tschurtschenthaler Nipples because Her Name is Insane of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Franziska von Tschurtschenthaler, but her last name is legendary..von Tschurtschenthaler…it’s german, like Nazism, but 60 years later..in the form of a hot nipple showing model… Her career includes big hits like July 2015 Elle Russia cover, and November 2012 Vogue Paris cover, so I guess she’s a legit model in a world of phoneys, even though the world is phoneys and nothing is real thanks to the internet…not to mention, modelng isn’t a real fucking job…. So legit model or not, I am not too sure if she’s a legit surfer, the car is cool and makes me think she may be the real deal, because it’d be impossible to recreate this image without her being a legit surfer, but then again, the surfboard is the number one overused beach prop to make things seem beach / lifestyle cool and so many bitches from Victoria’s Secret down to bootleg magazines…this shit is everywhere, because instagram surf models killed the surf star…. The post Franziska von Tschurtschenthaler Nipples because Her Name is Insane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley in Some City Surfing of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anastasia Ashley is a professional surfer – who you may or may not recognize from her hot, round surfer ass. She was recently in NYC where she shot these pictures with photographer LAST SUSPECT …that involved her in a bathing suit, rockin’ her surfboard in the middle of Manhattan, and I think the whole thing is pretty awesome. Sure, I’d rather see her doing squats naked in her sex tape that I like to think every surfer should have, I mean every girl should have…and sure, I’d rather see her surfing naked in leaked photos from her hacked iCloud…and sure anything that involves seeing genitals is better than this…but I guess not everything is about genitals…you pervert. Some things are also about round asses in bathing suits lookin’ good enough to want to pull a back alley shark attack, you know to help make her feel like her urban surfing is actually ocean surfing….right.

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Skim Board High Five Fail of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What a fucking idiot…You know that there was some talk before these assholes decided to try this…without really thinking about basic physics…like that the surfboard and the boat would be moving and that unless he’s coasting next to the boat, he’s going right into the boat….but the good news that the world needs idiots to keep me entertained. The better news is that for every fail is a fucking win….it’s like keeping the world balanced or some Ying and Yang shit…

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