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Sophie Monk Sexy Pool Party Pictures

Posted on July 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The thought of Sophie Monk at a pool party is enough to nearly rupture one of my testicles, so I was really excited to get these picture of the jobless hottie hanging out by the pool. Unfortunately, this is not what I expected. She’s really hot and all, but if you’re going to invited this one to a pool party, you make sure it’s during the day and it’s really hot out. A pool party at night? That’s just weird. like flying a kite or playing frisbee at night. What a waste.

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Kendra Wilkinson Works It In Her Short Shorts

Posted on March 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m hoping that the fact that Kendra Wilkinson finally sort of got a real job as a “celebrity” on the next season of Dancing With The Stars will bring some sweet changes to her once hot Playboy body. I’ve been disappointed in the past with these chicks going on the show and not losing any weight at all, but I think that Kendra can do it, as long as she makes it past the first week or two. Here she is on her way to or leaving rehearsal over the weekend. Don’t let me down princess.

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Selena Gomez Makes Sexy Faces

Posted on December 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Selena Gomez Makes Sexy Faces

So you like playing with strawberries do you? Does that make sense? I wanted a one liner that implied that she likes playing with testicles, not that my testicles look or feel like strawberries. Damn it! Never mind, I’ve ruined the moment anyway. Forget it. Sorry.

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Tasting Testicle Soup in Mongolia

Posted on November 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Tasting Testicle Soup in Mongolia

While enjoying some time with Mongolian locals, Charley Boorman and Ewan McGregor are encouraged to eat stew made from the testicles of various animals. Can they stomach the challenge? TUESDAY 9/8c

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Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Tits of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Tits of the Day

I think I need to be sent to fake rehab for my addiction to Lohan’s tits. She has the best fucking implants known to man and I know they pretend these are real, but their fullness and perfection is something only a lot of money can fucking buy and despite hating implants for the most part, these motherfuckers have me ready to put on my diaper and pretend I’m a hungry baby in need of being fed…cuz all bitches instinctively want to nurse a motherless child to health, even the self absorbed dykes…at least I am hoping… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link GO

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Megan Fox Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are quite possibly the very first candid Megan Fox bikini pictures I’ve ever had on the site, it’s an exciting day. I’m guessing she’s trying to show off her body and get back on the gossip sites so that she won’t completely disappear from site now that she’s been dropped from Transformers 3 . I’m ok with that, but I would have her lose about 185lbs of douche while she’s at it. A hot single Megan Fox is a good thing. Look at those abs, I could wash my testicles on those things. Pretty please. more pictures of Megan Fox here

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Blake Lively And Her Sweet Rubber Leggings

Posted on January 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my future ex-wife Blake Lively at some event I couldn’t care less about, but she’s wearing what could possibly be the hottest leggings I’ve ever seen in my life. To be fair, I haven’t seen that many leggings, prostitutes tend to frown on wearing them because it’s hard to put them back on in the backseat of a cab. Anyhow, Blake’s legs are hot enough as is so putting them in rubber leggings is almost too much for my testicles to handle

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Helena Mattsson Is A Hot New Piece

Posted on September 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Helena Mattsson before, but I’d definitely let her wash my testicles… I mean I’d definitely love to see more of her because she is one of the hottest pieces of ass I’ve seen in a looong time. Anyway, here she is at the World Premiere of ‘Surrogates’ and speaking of surrogates, I’d like to use her as a surrogate and plant a seed in her

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Megan Fox’s Nipple Tease

Posted on September 11, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Megan Fox coming oh so close to slipping a nipple at the Toronto International Film Festival the other night, but alas it was not to be. Canadians never get to see a good nipple slip, it’s too cold

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Some Sweet Under Boob

Posted on September 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hmm, Lindsay Lohan looks a little retarded in this outfit, or does she? I think the granny knee highs, combat boots and stupid headband are throwing me off because she’s actually flashing some sweet under boob that really brings the whole outfit together. Now if we could change the combat boots for six inch heels, the knee high fishnets for thigh highs and the headband for my testicles we’d be in business.

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