Remember that legend, that icon, that super star Liz Hurley…the kind of old truck you’d hang your prosthetic balls off of? Yes…that Liz Hurley…. Well she is out in a bikini, as a reminder that she exists, because it’s been about 3-5 days since her last bikini pic reminded us that she existed, her goal in life is to not fade out…because I guess she feels she is important and needs to be honored and remembered through jerking off to her…
Model Hanne Gaby Odiele has found her hook!!! A hook you may be upset about because you may have jerked off to her tits …. I posted once ….and LUCKILY I wasn’t celebrating her for being hot…. Because she’s found a great marketing hook and that hook is that she’s was born a HE….but not really a he….but an “Intersex” and hat does that actually mean…gender is an obscure construct of society…and penis and vagina area all the same magical thing…we all start in the womb the same…and men just evolve more…science… She made the announcement on VOGUE….they call it “Intersex” and now her instagram advertises that she is a proud new advocate for intersex people…which is like being a proud new owner of an American made car, or like being a proud new father, or being a proud homeowner but with more…born with X and Y chromosome – like a man…but with a vagina…like a girl…and at 9 months…her testicles dropped….. Her parents got her the chop…because what the fuck do you do when your kid is a Jamie Lee Curtis…hermaphrodite…you go with the gender most strong….in an era when people didn’t advertise their testicles dropping at 9 months, before getting them surgically removed, and living a life as a woman model…but all that has changed. Thanks internet for airing your nonsense for attention. So now, she can have her career shine….because why not find your own freakish issues, that are more common than we know, because it will get her work…and make her think she’s making a difference. I don’t find this an awful situation because why make kids feel like freaks and why let parents decide if your balls should be amputated when you are a baby – as they try to fit in. I am a circumsized male and I didn’t choose that. My foreskin man clit has been removed because some creepy adult decided that….WEIRD…stay away for child gentials you freak… Also, if a bitch is hot Boy or girl, or tranny, or hermaphrodite or not…it doesn’t matter….I saw Boys Don’t Cry, and I’d fuck that little Trans Hilary Swank with her prosthetic dick…because I am inclusive….I just don’t like shameless, attention seeking, attempts to have a hook to put you on the map….and really all I see is a Downs Syndrome looking forehead…which throws this whole “what gender is she” erotica…like a sex game show…as hot… The post Hanne Gaby Odiele is Model Born with Testicles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Man Arrested After Hiding Cocaine Inside Prosthetic Leg Sir… Via KPHO Police say a Delaware drug suspect went out on a limb to transport a stash of cocaine, but he was busted when officers discovered the drug hidden inside his prosthetic leg. Dover Police say 39-year-old Marlow Holmes was arrested Monday afternoon during a traffic stop. They said police dogs alerted officers to the presence of narcotics inside the car Holmes had been riding in. During a search of the car officers said they discovered more than 28 grams of cocaine stuffed into the prosthetic leg that Holmes was wearing, and arrested him. Police say Holmes faces charges of possession with intent to deliver cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia. He was jailed, with bond set at $81,000. Police say they kept the drugs as evidence but returned Holmes’ leg. SMH. LOL. Image via Shutterstock
Aviva Drescher has been fired from The Real Housewives of New York City after two seasons on the Bravo series, according to multiple reports. The New York Post mentioned Aviva’s departure in an article also stating that Helena Christensen is joining the cast for its upcoming season. Drescher, 45, an author, amputee and married mother of four, will be best remembered for her leg-throwing incident on the sixth season finale: Arrivederci, Aviva Drescher? Aviva Drescher Throws Leg The shocking Aviva Drescher leg throwing incident occurred after co-stars accused her of lying and faking her illnesses to beg out of several cast trips. “The only thing fake about me,” Drescher snapped, yanking off her prosthetic leg, “is this!” She slammed the limb on the table, then flung it across a restaurant. Rumors that Bravo executives wanted Aviva Drescher fired had been flying well before this incident, so that wasn’t necessarily the root cause. If anything, it brought quite a bit of buzz to the beleaguered show. She’s not sorry about it, either. “I think me getting angry and throwing my leg on the table was really funny and crazy. I get a hoot out of it,” Aviva said later. “I was definitely at the end of my rope , or my leg so to speak.” Earlier in the season, Drescher came to near-blows with Carole Radziwill in an ongoing feud, now infamously labeled BookGate, about their respective tomes. She also made unrelated news this summer when her dad, 76-year-old George Teichner, married his girlfriend Dana, who is over 50 years his junior. Assuming her firing is legit, Aviva’s exit leaves Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Kristen Taekman, Heather Thomson, and Carole Radziwill among the cast. Will you miss Aviva on The Real Housewives of N.Y. City? 21 Real Housewives Feuds For the Ages 21. Tamra Barney vs. Lizzie Rovsek The Real Housewives of Orange County stars have gotten insane mileage out of Lizzie’s birthday and Tamra’s alleged party snub, ripping each other on and off camera.
Jesse Cottle and his wife Kelly recently posted what they believed to be an everyday photo of themselves to Facebook: The San Diego residents were posing with family members for some beach-based pictures when Cottle took off off his prosthetic legs and jumped on Kelly’s back so she could carry him in to the water. Jesse, a former Marine, lost both his legs after stepping on an IED in Afghanistan in 2009 and this is a simply how he has to move around sometimes. He and Kelly met while he was recovering and they got married last year. And they thought little of the above image when putting it online… only to watch the hits and comments continue to climb on an hourly basis. “Everything just kept skyrocketing,” Jesse told 10 News of the social media reaction. “And we were just astounded.” Kelly often carries her husband on the beach because the sand causes problems for his prosthetics. “It doesn’t matter how heavy he is,” she said. “It just makes me thankful, more than anything, that I am able to share these moments with Jesse and that he is still here.” Jesse and Kelly shared their story last week on Good Morning America, leading to an even bigger fan base and, Jesse hopes, a lesson that many other men can take with them. “We both believe that the husband – he’s the man – he’s the head of the household, but it’s also perfectly okay for the ladies to kind of support the man and carry the man both physically and figuratively.” 21 AWWW-Inspiring Marriage Proposals 1. Man Falls Off Building, Proposes This man is willing to die for love. Sort of. Watch his unparalleled proposal now.
Jennifer Aniston always looks like this to me. Everyone, and by everyone I mean a handful of people with nothing better to discuss than Jennifer Aniston’s transformative role in some new movie, despite being a horrible actor to begin with, but hollywood spews nonsense and hollywood fans buy into it…perpetuating this horrible horrible world… But for the last 5 years, despite her solid tits and hard nipples, this is all I saw when I saw Aniston playing the love interest or sex symbol in movies…Some old, saggy faced, overrated actress, who should be replaced with someone who isn’t 100 years old…because as fun as old ladies trying to be young girls since they can’t get pregnant cuz they removed their uterus for their career, I see similar women all the time, because I guess it’s a trend for moms to compete with their teen daughters for who has a nicer ass, it always has a nice level of pathetic, but not as much pathetic as I really want, because she’s probably worth 100 million dollars thanks to doing this shit and I guess that means the jokes on us…I mean look at this face… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
We’ve already paid tribute to four January 7 celebrity birthdays . Now it’s time for a January 7 celebrity baby birthday shout-out! Precious little Blue Ivy Carter, 2012’s most-buzzed-about star offspring – an honor Kimye’s spawn and the Royal Baby will vie for in 2013 – turns one today. Happy birthday, Blue! Between Bey’s Twitter-breaking pregnancy announcement, to the prosthetic baby bump rumors, to her amazing Tumblr updates, it’s been a good first year for B.I. Young Carter even made her music debut. Hip-hop’s royal couple certainly has taken to parenting. No question, Jay-Z is spoiling his pride and joy rotten today. As he should! Check out more Blue Ivy Carter photos below!
This was a terrific year for movies. I don’t know that I have more to say about it as a whole than that, because 2012 was such a varied year in cinema, too. We saw procedurals, Zero Dark Thirty and Lincoln , that dug into the immense work behind known moments in history; movies about the movies, like Holy Motors and The Cabin in the Woods , and sensory creations like Beasts of the Southern Wild and The Master , with their very different protagonists who each seem, at times, tuned into a clearer sense of the universe. This year also saw the continued fade-out of celluloid and the push for new cinematic experiences with the 48fps of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey , the 3D wizardry of Life of Pi and the prosthetic and make-up-aided gender and ethnicity crossing-casting of Cloud Atlas . But my biggest pleasures in the theater this year tended to be the old-fashioned type: from a luscious 70mm screening of The Master at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York to the throwback sensibility at the center of Rust and Bone. Then again, it’s contemporary technology that allowed my number-one pick to be shot and smuggled to its Cannes premiere inside a cake. Film is changing, sure, but there’s no arguing its vividly alive. 10. Dark Horse “I know that life has been unfair to you because it has given you every possible advantage,” man-child Abe (Jordan Gelber) is told in a dream sequence, a perfect encapsulation of an existence spent in paralyzing, frustrated inadequacy. Both he and his eventual reluctant fiancée Miranda ( Selma Blair ) are in their thirties and living with their parents in New Jersey, crushed by their inability to prove themselves to be as special in adulthood as they’d always been as children. Todd Solondz doesn’t mock his ridiculous, defensive and unhappy protagonist with the same mercilessness that he used to skewer his back catalog of memorable losers, but he doesn’t allow Abe to be lovable or cuddly either. He’s inherited a dissatisfaction that has kept him caught between entitlement and self-loathing, and stands alone as a marvelously drawn and tragic figure of toxic ingrained American aspirations. 9. The Cabin in the Woods It’s an ingeniously geeky and loving deconstruction of the horror genre. It’s a meta-critique of what we want from slasher flicks and why we enjoy them. It’s a reworking of and an explanation for the silliest recurring habits of scary movie victims, and it’s also, somehow, a workplace comedy. Mostly, though, Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon’s clever, clever film was maybe the best time you could have had in cineplexes this year. It was rewarding both as a reference-laden (bloody) valentine to hardcore film fans and a rollicking standalone feature that offered up far-from-disposable characters and an elaborate high-tech system to explain why they ended up running from baddies in the woods.
Lauren Scruggs feels lucky to be alive – even blessed. This, after she accidentally walked into a propeller and lost her left hand and eye. Her mental state is just as astounding as her physical recovery. “It’s kind of weird to say, but I wouldn’t trade it,” the 24-year-old model and blogger says. ” I’ve seen it as a miracle . I’ve been through a lot but I’m living.” Scruggs tells People that she’s adjusting to her prosthetic eye and several different prosthetic arms, plus re-learning how to tie her shoes and drive. It’s hard, but she’s coping. Make that thriving. “Sometimes it’s easy to dwell on the fact that I don’t look the same,” says Scruggs, who is releasing a memoir written with her family this week. “But every day I’m feeling better and better.” Says her father, Jeff: “You don’t take life for granted anymore.” Inspiring story and individual, triumphing over adversity.
Woman Beats Man With Prosthetic Leg Over Custody Dispute A custody dispute between Florida couple took a strange turn when the child’s mother allegedly attacked the father with his own prosthetic leg. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office has arrested a woman on multiple felony charges in connection with a domestic-violence related incident in Baker on August 27, after they say she beat her ex-boyfriend with his prosthetic leg. The victim, 25-year old Brandon Fleming says Jadian Faye-Marie Hatfield, 23, the mother of his two year old son, agreed to share custody and exchange the child every two weeks. He says on August 27, Hatfield told him via text messages she was tired of him and would put him six feet under. Fleming told the deputy that around 11 p.m., Hatfield came to his home and said she was getting the child. He said no and went to call the Sheriff’s Office. Fleming says Hatfield then took the child out a bedroom window and when he went outside to get the boy out of the back seat of a car, two men grabbed him and began fighting with him. Fleming told the deputy that during that physical altercation, Hatfield came up behind him, pulled off his prosthetic leg and began striking him with it. He says Hatfield then reached into the front of the car, pulled out a 12 gauge shotgun and pointed it at him, saying she’d kill him if he didn’t let her leave with the child. Hatfield, the child, and the two men then drove off. Hopefully they can still “kick it” sometime for the child’s sake. On a side note, this is not the first time something like this has made headlines … Source