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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day

I go back and forth on the whole model thing…part of me is a traditionalist and I like the elitism that comes with being scouted, making a bit of a career for yourself, landing an action star, and continuing to model here and there well into your late 30s…like Rosie Hungington…but realize that that despite being lovely as fuck, there’s no real difference from instagram models of today….if anything it gives her more ego and attitude because she didn’t have to build her audience, her agents got her work and it just happened…. While these instagram models, most are rich kids, sure, but they know how to not be total cunts, to not alienate their audience, because they only get work because of their audience…and even if they have teams updating their shit and strategizing…the idea that they did it themselves…rather than just lazily…even if they are all lazy…it’s modeling we are talking about…a fucking joke of a job…. I just think corporate controlled career has nothing on DIY career..if if doing it yourself is actually doing it corporately… Point being, all bitches on camera are cunts who think they are hot enough to be on cameras..and Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley …is just one of them… The post Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day

I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie… Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day

Cailin Russo is not a friend of the site, but she should be, because I write such nice things about her and her father who was in a punk band in the 90s, who toured Warped tour and probably was one of those dudes who toured Warped tour in your hometown who fucked your high school girlfriend…because girls love guys in bands…and who probably didn’t use condoms…assumng that at 16 girls can’t get pregnant…producuing this magical creature who has decided to be a model…who’s claim to fame is kissing Beiber in a music video..and who has since turned to nude modeling to get noticed…because no one cares about the girl who kissed Beiber, they would be more into the girl who Killed Beiber…..and more importantly..because nude modeling is all that fucking matters….but even that doesn’t matter…I mean we don’t care about much as a society…everything is surface and for show with no substance…and people who are actually doing things of substance we don’t even notice…but we do seem to pay attention to a lot of idiots…at least for two seconds it takes to see their tits…weird. The post Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is a bit of a joker. She’s a Canadian who moved to LA after being on Degrassi alongside Drake….who moved to LA to be on a similar show called 90210 the Desperate Attempt to Bring it Back because the real mind who understood TV at Spelling Productions was Aaron and that motherfucker is dead…and his legacy of shitty primetime soap operas that target different markets was pretty much shit on… That said, unlike Drake, she didn’t get very successful. More importantly, she also turned her back to Canada and full immersed herself in the LA Life, which would explain why she looks like she’s had a lot of work done on her rocking body… But more importantly, it would explain why she’s instagram modeling hard, posting as many bikini pics as possible, because she knows you don’t matter without bikini pics and followers, and bikini pics get followers, and I guess once investing in the tits, it only made sense to keep it up… For a while, I was like “look at this desperate bitch, got on one TV show and keeps hanging on”… But now, I kind of love it…but in my defence, I think instagram models/ hookers are a lot more fun than hollywood models and hookers, because instagram models don’t make money, so they are easy to win over and buy…while real models/hookers are out of even my tiny little budget… All this to say…keep up the good work Canada. The post Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui is another one of these Canadians, turned American for the sake of their bullshit acting career, that I don’t think really went anywhere that amazing, but that I do know it got her on Entourage and all the bros fucking love Entourage…. Since Entourage, I haven’t seen much of her, but she’s starting to make a comeback, slowly…by using social media bikini pics…a strategy we know way too many girls use…. Only instead of being a straight up whore about it…she’s posting it alongside words of wisdom… When I stand, looking out into the world and reflect on what’s important, I realize that it’s our shared experience. My heart goes out to all the voices in nature that fall on deaf ears. Our world becomes lonely as we pollute our oceans; as species become extinct. We must come together, not only for each other, but for the health of marine wildlife. They need us to listen and be compassionate. I’m donating my money to lonelywhale.com to help the plight of whales and our oceans. I don’t know about you, but I like my side tit cleavage pics on the beack to come with inspirational speeches…it just makes it seem like they serve a greater purpose than just saying “look at my tits”… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ekaterina Zueva for Serge Lee of the Day

Here’s a pretty amazing shoot for TREATS! by a photographer named Serge Lee, of a girl named Ekaterina Zueva, which sounds pretty local to LA, where treats is based, I mean if you were to factor in all the hot as fuck mail order brides that have been shipped over here with dreams of becoming famous models….not that I know anything about Ekaterina Zueva, for all I know she could be from Jersey and her dad could be an engineer and she may not even be a Russian who managed to escape a fate of being a web cam model, working the sex trade, thanks to either being tall enough or rich enough to buy US citizenship of her own… It doesn’t mater, what matters is that she’s got the right idea on how to really launch her career. You know being a model is hard, competitive and there are so many millions of girls who are just more connected or focused…or even already working… So the key is to bring out the big guns, show the world you want to win, by getting naked in artistic shots, that as long as they are black and white and in an erotic art magazine, are not actually doing porn… It’s such great logic…because as of today, I now know who Ekaterina Zueva is…..and I want to be her friend. The post Ekaterina Zueva for Serge Lee of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some whore from Canada…who is probably not friends with the 3 or 4 other Canadian whores from Canada who are actually doing bigger things than her…namely Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev, who turned their back on Canadian entertainment for Hollywood, and got work her, because they know how to read….but they aren’t doing bigger tits than this one…thanks to taking her 90210 money, a gig you know she was a cunt about after getting, to buy… Well now the only press she gets is from bikini pics on instagram, because people love bikini pics on instagram, so if you’re a Canadian with a work visa that is running out, and a low level fanbase thanks to a shitty show you were on either marry for a Green Card…or post bikini pics…it is probably why she got her breast implants…but more importantly…it’s why anyone talks about her now…it’s as easy as that. The post Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins… Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kylie Jenner Instagram Photos: Tame or TMI?

Kylie Jenner is back at it. The 16-year old has posted two new photos to Instagram, both of which could be considered inappropriate for a 16-year old and one of which is inarguably obnoxious. In the first, Jenner – who gave fans a close look at her cleavage last month – zeroed in on her bare belly, giving followers a close-up of her midsection in a crop top: In the second, Kylie is donning fishnet stockings and sitting behind the wheel of her $125,000 Mercedes-Benz SUV. Neither picture came with a caption attached… because they really do speak for themselves, don’t they? Hi. I’m a member of the Kardashian family and I’m desperate for attention without actually doing anything worth garnering attention for. Kim Kardashian , of course, has made an impressive living doing just this, while Kendall Jenner posed in a see-through top just days after turnined 18.

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Vanessa Hudgens Pure Perky Perfection

I love the summertime, the sun is shinning, the wind occasionally blows up a hot chick’s sundress, and all kinds of women head out in tiny little workout gear. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and her amazing little perky breasts working it in a hot little tank top and some short shorts. One of these days I’m going to get a shot of one of these hotties actually doing yoga or pilates or whatever it is they do in these sexy little outfits. It has to happen for me sooner or later. It has to.