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Vanessa Hudgens Pure Perky Perfection

I love the summertime, the sun is shinning, the wind occasionally blows up a hot chick’s sundress, and all kinds of women head out in tiny little workout gear. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and her amazing little perky breasts working it in a hot little tank top and some short shorts. One of these days I’m going to get a shot of one of these hotties actually doing yoga or pilates or whatever it is they do in these sexy little outfits. It has to happen for me sooner or later. It has to.

Kathie Lee Gifford’s Got Big Old Boobies

I can’t believe I’m actually doing this, but yes I’m writing a post about Kathie Lee Gifford’s big fat breasts. What? She didn’t really leave me much choice going on The Today Show wearing a swimsuit. Boobs are boobs, I don’t discriminate. So what if they’ve got a few age spots and some weird extra skin spilling out from her armpit, they’ve been through a lot. Anyhow, it’s not the worst way to start your day. Enjoy.

Raquel Welch is a 70 Year Old I Want to Fuck of the Day

I haven’t fucked someone over 70 in a long time….It was back when I worked at the old folks home and I wouldn’t really call it sex because the bitch was medicated, half asleep with a serious case of senility that made her forget who she was, which was the motivation behind choosing her, in an out of sight out of mind kinda thing that even if she woke up she’d have no idea what happened 3 minutes later and really it was a service to her cuz I knew she hadn’t fucked in a long time… The nice thing about that romantic experience was that I thought I’d need lube, but really the walls of her vagina were so parted, that I popped rigt in….The horrible thing was seeing what I saw everytime I opened my eyes, cuz old lady ass is not something that should be undressed… Unless of course it’s Raquel Welch, cuz she’s 70 and I’m in fucking love. I generally don’t like that plastic surgery, plastic emotionless face that makes bitches mainly in LA look like fucking aliens, but something was done right…she’s so good that I wouldn’t have to close my eyes and remember her 1960s stupid tits…I’d be happy with what was on my plate in front of me. Seriously….I could jerk off to these pics and she’s not doing anything in them…except for being a hot 70 year old..and for some reason her being 70….and reflecting on all that pussy has seen…and all the wisdom it garnered from its experiences is better than porn to me….

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Raquel Welch is a 70 Year Old I Want to Fuck of the Day

Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

I don’t know who this awkward Katy Perry impersonator at a Drag Club lookin’ bitch is. I just know she’s in a movie with Rachel Bilson and Rachel Bilson is the fucking future now that she’s escaped that overbearing cunt she was going to marry. I also know she’s wearing a tight dress that really shows off her non existent titties which is exactly what I am looking for in a bitch who is trying to look like Katy Perry because the only good about Katy Perry is her tits…Unless of course she’s trying to really have her own look, style and identity, in which case I’m way off….and who really who cares….I don’t even know why I’m bothering posting this bitch…oh right…scroll down… There was some chick named Natasha Alam from Uzbekistan and I like her style, shit, I don’t know why she bothered wearing that dress, she probably shoulda just come out in her bra and panty set I know she strategically wore so no pussy or tit would be exposed, cuz that’s just how bitches who dress like this for attention are, they fucking suck at actually doing things that deserve getting attention, like masturbating in public or taking a shit for the paparazzi, cuz entertaining me is not their priority. Cunts.

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Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

Mariah Carey Getting Felt Up By Security and Liking It of the Day

These pictures remind me of when I was doing security for a friend of mine at some highschool dance and I insisted on frisking every single girl who walked by, until the staff realized that I wasn’t actually doing security for the dance and that I just thought I was because I was on some speed binge that ended weird, but at least I got to grab at some hot young titties, unlike Mariah Carey’s security who is unfortunately for him grabbin’ at her and she’s loving every second of it because bitches like this crave male attention, proven in the cleavage she decided to show off to distract from her gut… Pics via INF

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Mariah Carey Getting Felt Up By Security and Liking It of the Day

Even Court Just Wants Jon and Kate to Go Away

Flanked by their respective lawyers, Jon Gosselin both arrived in court at 8:30 a.m. EST this morning and spent about an hour inside chambers before leaving.

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Even Court Just Wants Jon and Kate to Go Away

Miley Cyrus Addresses Twitter Deletion… Again

Hey, did you hear that Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account? For real. It’s gone

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Miley Cyrus Addresses Twitter Deletion… Again