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Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Still Sad

I don’t think I’m ever going to figure out what’s wrong with Britney Spears ‘ nipples, here they are out getting a frappuccino looking oh so sad in a little purple tank top. What’s the matter sad little nipple? Life getting you down? Seriously, all kidding aside, what the hell is wrong with this chicks nipples? I’m no expert, but this sh#t just doesn’t look right, those things should be pointing straight out. These pictures remind me of “pulling the goalie” to my dad’s National Geographic magazines. Too much info?

Mariah Carey Getting Felt Up By Security and Liking It of the Day

These pictures remind me of when I was doing security for a friend of mine at some highschool dance and I insisted on frisking every single girl who walked by, until the staff realized that I wasn’t actually doing security for the dance and that I just thought I was because I was on some speed binge that ended weird, but at least I got to grab at some hot young titties, unlike Mariah Carey’s security who is unfortunately for him grabbin’ at her and she’s loving every second of it because bitches like this crave male attention, proven in the cleavage she decided to show off to distract from her gut… Pics via INF

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Mariah Carey Getting Felt Up By Security and Liking It of the Day