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Hilary Duff Is A Gorgeous Specimen

You may have heard by now that the rumors about Hilary Duff’s hot little body getting ruined by pregnancy are completely false, thank god, so I thought I’d show her off a little. Here she is looking so sexy and babyless out the other night in her cute little purple t-shirt. So now that we know she doesn’t have a baby in her and her vagina will be safe for a little while, if we could somehow convince her to get rid of her hockey playing husband we’d be in business.

Hilary Duff Is A Gorgeous Specimen

You may have heard by now that the rumors about Hilary Duff’s hot little body getting ruined by pregnancy are completely false, thank god, so I thought I’d show her off a little. Here she is looking so sexy and babyless out the other night in her cute little purple t-shirt. So now that we know she doesn’t have a baby in her and her vagina will be safe for a little while, if we could somehow convince her to get rid of her hockey playing husband we’d be in business.

Jennifer Aniston Is Still In A Bikini

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I for one am glad as hell that Jennifer Aniston is still hanging out in her bikini. Here she is in a little purple number while on vacation, walking around, bending over, sunning herself and all around tantalizing my man parts. I love it, it’s too bad she annoys the hell out of everyone when she tries to act. She needs more parts that involve her being in a bikini, maybe an annoying swim coach who can’t find a man or an annoying lifeguard who can find a man… You get the idea.

Adriana Lima’s Cute Little Purple Bikini

If you’ve been wondering what Adriana Lima has been up to lately, wonder no more, she’s been hanging out on the beach in her sexy little purple bikini. At least for a period of time over the weekend, the rest of the time I have no idea what she’s been doing and I don’t really care. Just the thought of Adriana in a bikini gets me going so having some actual pictures of the event makes it even more special. Not to mention that these aren’t even for a photoshoot, this is just how hot she looks all the time. Amazing.

Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Still Sad

I don’t think I’m ever going to figure out what’s wrong with Britney Spears ‘ nipples, here they are out getting a frappuccino looking oh so sad in a little purple tank top. What’s the matter sad little nipple? Life getting you down? Seriously, all kidding aside, what the hell is wrong with this chicks nipples? I’m no expert, but this sh#t just doesn’t look right, those things should be pointing straight out. These pictures remind me of “pulling the goalie” to my dad’s National Geographic magazines. Too much info?