For the last couple weeks, Justin Bieber has been stalking Seth Rogen on social media, but as far as we can tell, it’s been strictly platonic. The Biebs really, really wants Rogen to participate in his Comedy Central Roast set to air later this month, but when it comes to swimming in the dude pond, Justin prefers his man-partners a bit more chiseled. Bieber covers the latest issue of Men’s Health, and inside the mag, he opens up about which male celeb he would crush on…if, ya know, Justin ever crushed on a dude, which he totally wouldn’t, bro! “Ben Affleck,” in keeping with the honest, self-deprecating persona he’s been trying our recently. “I think his vibe is cool.” Justin elaborated in a way that made us realize he’s basically 12 and might break down crying at his roast: “I wish I had the Batman thing where people didn’t know I was Bruce Wayne,” said Bieber. “Like I had a costume or something.” Justin, a word of advice: Between now and when this Comedy Central thing films, you’re gonna wanna be very, very careful about what you say in public. A bunch of people who mock for a living are taking notes on your every word. Also, you’re 21, now. We suggest you get good and loaded before it all goes down. Things Celebrities Have Said About Justin Bieber Justin Bieber is a f-cking moron… I feel bad for him. Every single person who works with him should f-cking be embarrassed. Patrick Carney Permalink: Such an A-Hole! Added: May 10, 2014 1. Such an A-Hole! View Quote Justin Bieber is a f-cking moron… I feel bad for him. Every single person who works with him should f-cking be embarrassed. In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Bieber tortures puppies. Anthony Bourdain Permalink: He tortures puppies! Added: April 18, 2014 2. What a Moron! View Quote In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Bieber tortures puppies. We’re all human and we all have great amounts of pressure on us. When someone’s hurting, be there. We could all use a little more compassion. Ariana Grande Permalink: To err is human. Added: April 18, 2014 3. To err is human. View Quote We’re all human and we all have great amounts of pressure on us. When someone’s hurting, be there. We could all use a little more… At 19 years old, I wish I was as successful as he was. He’s 19 years old, guys. Think back to when you were 19. Rob Ford Permalink: Whatever, he’s 19. Added: April 18, 2014 4. Whatever, he’s 19. View Quote At 19 years old, I wish I was as successful as he was. He’s 19 years old, guys. Think back to when you were 19. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The media has a way of pouring things on people. The job is to learn from the stupid mistakes that you make. Kevin Hart Permalink: Blame the media. Added: April 18, 2014 5. Blame the media. View Quote The media has a way of pouring things on people. The job is to learn from the stupid mistakes that you make. Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He’s obnoxious, ungrateful and insincere. Seth Rogen Permalink: He’s a piece of $hit! Added: April 18, 2014 6. He’s a piece of $hit! View Quote Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He’s obnoxious, ungrateful and insincere. Drake Bell: Drake Bell: When is someone going to tell this idiot he can’t draw. His art is almost as bad as his music. Talentless artless. Permalink: What an idiot! Added: April 18, 2014 7. What an idiot! View Quote Drake Bell: Drake Bell: When is someone going to tell this idiot he can’t draw. His art is almost as bad as his music. Talentless artless. Every teenager deserves to make a mistake and act out and learn from them. Kelly Osbourne Permalink: Live and learn. Added: April 18, 2014 8. Live and learn. View Quote Every teenager deserves to make a mistake and act out and learn from them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. Your dad is your party animal – that’s going to sum it up pretty quick. There’s an equation for some sort of explosion. Joe Jonas Permalink: Blame it on pops. Added: April 18, 2014 9. Blame it on pops. View Quote Your dad is your party animal – that’s going to sum it up pretty quick. There’s an equation for some sort of explosion. If I had had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber. Andrew Garfield Permalink: Hey, could have been me… Added: April 18, 2014 10. Hey, could have been me… View Quote If I had had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber. Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame. Jon Hamm Permalink: Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’… Added: April 20, 2014 11. What the eff, man?!? View Quote Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a… The End. Up Next: ” Things Celebrities Have Said About Justin Bieber .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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