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Ireland Baldwin Tits Out of the Day

Big fan of Ireland Baldwin right up here…. She’s this Awkward, Faux Lesbian, monster sized woman…with shitty tattoos coming into herself… She started out as an Instagram rich kid, with very important parents, doing the whole BEACHY LA thing…only to throw that strategy out, even though it’s marketable and could have got her somewhere because of her tits….and proportionate body…no one needs to know she’s 7 foot tall and 300 pounds in pictures….but instead she ran after the dream of being broken, or edgy, or wild…in and out of rehab…dating black lesbians…just the whole thing fucking ridiculous…. I don’t buy into her story. She’s just a brad, coddled brat doing a bad job of social media content creation…. I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media over her…and she wasn’t worth it. It was not for her honor but because I guess he doesn’t like perverts staring at her tits…assuming he even considers her his daughter…she’s pretty disgraceful…but at least the tits are out….I’m just bummed the sex tape isn’t out… The post Ireland Baldwin Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cringe Alert: These Are MTV’s Most Awkward Moments

To celebrate Awkward Moments Day, we’re looking back at some unforgettable MTV incidents that made us feel, well, awkward.

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Watch Kourtney Kardashian’s Awkward Interview About Kim K.

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The eldest Kardashian chatted about motherhood and working out, then things got a little weird when the host brought up Kim.

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Faking It Affairs: Liam Just Moved On To Yet Another Girl

After assuming a Karma rejection, Liam ran straight into the awkward arms of Rachel… but are they meant to be?

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Faking It Affairs: Liam Just Moved On To Yet Another Girl

Awkward Kiss Cam Stars Can’t Avoid the Spotlight

We have a new addition to our rundown of Awkward Kiss Cam moments . And this one may be our favorite awkward kiss cam piece of footage to date, considering it lasts for far more than just a few moments. The video hones in on a young man and a young woman who are attending a San Antonio Spurs basketball game. The non-couple clearly just wants to enjoy the second-best team in the NBA, but the operator of that pesky Kiss Cam just won't let them Are they on a first date, it asks? No, they appear to say. But no kiss appears to be forthcoming, despite at least some kind of smooth sort of being required once one is captured on this arena-based camera. At one point, the guy goes in for a peck… but gets rudely rebuffed for his effort! And then things just keep getting more and more awkward, despite the young man later identifying himself on Twitter and saying he's been dating his co-star for over a year. So why the hesitancy to at minimum plant a peck on each other's cheeks? It's unclear. Perhaps they follow the Duggar Family rules . Do they eventually get anywhere close to first base? Watch the awkward video and find out now!

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Selena Gomez in High Waisted Lingerie for her Music of the Day

Here’s a Beats by Dre owned by Apple and sponsored by Apple music video…because EVEN music videos are ads….it’s like I don’t even know what they are selling, is it Selena Gomez, is it her music career, is it her music, is it her tour, or is it APple and bitch is just a drone? Who cares, what matters is that she realizes people only watch or give a fuck to her music if she’s half naked in high waisted lingerie.. That’s how talentless she is, she’s like “Look, my awkward body can be cute enough to make you sit through my nonsense….see”….. If you don’t like that, here’s Selena Gomez Crotch Shot in Jeans of the Day The post Selena Gomez in High Waisted Lingerie for her Music of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bridgit Mendler Ass Flash on TV of the Day

Her name is Bridgit Mendler…She’s a Disney Star and she signed with the corrupt, twisted, powerful, brain washing, evil empire in 2009, when she was 15…. Working for Disney means more than just being well trained, hard working and even hireable in the entertainment industry, despite being on shitty tv shows…it means more than just being exploited by parents who spent the first 15 years of their lives conditioning them to be accepted by Disney, even in a secondary role…it means more than the execs at Disney who have been rumored to be pedophiles and the whole foundation of Disney based on pedophilia…which I guess brainwashing kids is a key component of…it means that dads who are forced to watch this shit with their kids…because their lives suck and the only way they know how to spend quality time with their kid is in front of their big screen TV…it’s the american way…that leads to jerk off sessions in the bathroom when the rest of the family is sleeping…craving the Disney young pussy… Well, I guess Bridgit Mendler, is either trying to redefine her career…breaking free from the brand that made her and that lent her to this Undateable show…because they own her…and that’s how it works…and the second they let her free, she’s out flashing her ass for the world….because all actors are whores…and now every dad around the country that watched her smutty TV when she was on Disney get what Disney never showed them…. The post Bridgit Mendler Ass Flash on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

Beyonce, who had the worst scandal of her life last week, when her dad said she was the exact same age as Pink and Usher, who are apparently 2-3 years older than her on Wikipedia, because we can assume someone down the line of famous lied about her age to get her in the door, forcing them to stick with it…. You know a scandal far worst than all the divorce rumors, fake pregnancy rumors, the fight in the elevator for having a cheating husband rumors…not to mention her dad knocking up stripper rumors…or my personal favorite…that Beyonce is sent from hell, is the fucking devil incarnated, here to dance like she’s a 20 year old, because her ego needs to perform and she can’t bow down gracefully like she was J.Lo….but instead…wears one piece bathing suits…which I guess are appropriate for 40 year old moms…but she’s not doing it to hide her gross body…she’s doing it to get you to jerk off to her…it makes Jay Z thinks she’s still hot…and thus worth not sticking with for business reasons.. She’s the worst…and these pics for Beat Magazine would have been better with more spread ass…let’s make all photoshoots OB/GYN exmas… Either way, she does it for America or because of America.. The post Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy

I guess the LOL of the day is Taylor Swift confidently posing and making seductive sexy model faces…that are obviously forced for her awkward, zero sex appeal, bullshit romantic tween love song career…but you can tell she wants it so bad…she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model she abducted, adopted, locked in her basement to either steal their souls, or maybe make them teach her everything she knows…because she had no childhood, and they are her interactive toys…who she can learn everything she needs from…but despite being a calculated, formulaic, contrived act that has worked because America is lazy…she still isn’t something I’d ever jerk off to…and even if I was fucking her, I’d probably have my eyes closed while thinking about everyone who isn’t Taylor Swift to cum…even though she’s the biggest act around, that everyone is attaching themselves to…she just can’t give me a boner…but I guess very little can…thanks to importance…but she can’t even stimulate my brain into wanting to sex offend her..and I’ve sex offended inanimate objects..something I think Taylor Swift may be… You’ve already seen the pics… The post Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rhian Sugden 2016 Calendar of the Day

Rhian Sugden is a Glamour Model…and mothing says fun like half naked busty Glamour models….. I guess they realize that they had the skill set and were destined to work the check out at Wal Mart, but then they realized they had tits….and could become Cocktail waitresses, bottle service waitresses, or hostesses…..and if they were really into getting paid they could be cam girls, or strippers or prostitutes, but that’s too trashy for them…they like to keep their level of trash to being in shitty magazines in shitty shoots for shitty audience of average man who likes tits in the UK…only to leverage that and pretend it is real celebrity to lure rich soccer players to have their babies… Here’s some pics from this Galmour Model’s calendar….that I assume she self produced for her basic dude audience…she relies on to exist… And with big tits, celebrating big tits, I can’t hate it, even if it’s so fucking average in every way but cup size….which sometimes is the best way to not be average….#tits. The post Rhian Sugden 2016 Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rhian Sugden 2016 Calendar of the Day