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Carmen Electra is Working It of the Day

Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…and even if he still loves the beast so much he fucks it when no one is looking, even though it is half dead…it still needs to get done…. There are younger and hotter versions of her to pick-up her job where she left off… She doesn’t understand, despite fucking countless athletes, that there is a time in their lives when they need to bow out of the game like he’s Peyton Manning and say – I peaked, it’s time I go enjoy my money and remember my Glory days as a star player, through the injuries I have and pain I feel while either opening up a car dealership by home, or working in the Football industry more behind the scenes…. She doesn’t understand, despite having fucked countless musicians, that even they have to stop the heroin that fuels them becausethey dont’ want to “David Bowie”….because they are old and their bodies can’t keep up… She just keeps going and going well into her 40s…while no one still knows or understands what she ever did other than Playboy when Playboy could launch career for these glorified instagram models… That said, she’s got a great body and who really cares what she does, I can ride this notalgia – I’d just want to wear a full body condom TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Carmen Electra is Working It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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AnnaLynne McCord Nipple of the Day

Some like to think that AnnaLynne McCord is low on the totem pole of relevance…in the “hollywood” industry….but the fact is that she’s not even on the Totem pole, hell she’s not even part of the tribe that built the fucking Totem pole, she’s more the kind of girl who rolls through and tries to sit in the face of the totem pole, you know see how deep she can get it to got… She was on one show, once, that was a redux of a 90s show, in an era where people don’t know how to produce original content but rather relive old successes….without realizing those old successes only worked because it was pre-internet and network TV controlled what we watched….and don’t work now…because we have options… Either way, she got paid enough to still be around – and in being around – she’s figuring out and navigating how to get talked about – as her management and agents aren’t going to bat for her, they’ve got other things going on…. Seriously, the actors 90210 the Next Generation – hoping it’d work like Drake’s Degrassi up in Canada….have all gone onto nothing more than low level fame whoring and what better way to do that than by showing nipple at an event. TO SEE MORE PICS OF THIS OLD HAG AND OTHER HAGS AT THE SUPERBOWL CLICK HERE The post AnnaLynne McCord Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

Beyonce, who had the worst scandal of her life last week, when her dad said she was the exact same age as Pink and Usher, who are apparently 2-3 years older than her on Wikipedia, because we can assume someone down the line of famous lied about her age to get her in the door, forcing them to stick with it…. You know a scandal far worst than all the divorce rumors, fake pregnancy rumors, the fight in the elevator for having a cheating husband rumors…not to mention her dad knocking up stripper rumors…or my personal favorite…that Beyonce is sent from hell, is the fucking devil incarnated, here to dance like she’s a 20 year old, because her ego needs to perform and she can’t bow down gracefully like she was J.Lo….but instead…wears one piece bathing suits…which I guess are appropriate for 40 year old moms…but she’s not doing it to hide her gross body…she’s doing it to get you to jerk off to her…it makes Jay Z thinks she’s still hot…and thus worth not sticking with for business reasons.. She’s the worst…and these pics for Beat Magazine would have been better with more spread ass…let’s make all photoshoots OB/GYN exmas… Either way, she does it for America or because of America.. The post Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy

I guess the LOL of the day is Taylor Swift confidently posing and making seductive sexy model faces…that are obviously forced for her awkward, zero sex appeal, bullshit romantic tween love song career…but you can tell she wants it so bad…she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model she abducted, adopted, locked in her basement to either steal their souls, or maybe make them teach her everything she knows…because she had no childhood, and they are her interactive toys…who she can learn everything she needs from…but despite being a calculated, formulaic, contrived act that has worked because America is lazy…she still isn’t something I’d ever jerk off to…and even if I was fucking her, I’d probably have my eyes closed while thinking about everyone who isn’t Taylor Swift to cum…even though she’s the biggest act around, that everyone is attaching themselves to…she just can’t give me a boner…but I guess very little can…thanks to importance…but she can’t even stimulate my brain into wanting to sex offend her..and I’ve sex offended inanimate objects..something I think Taylor Swift may be… You’ve already seen the pics… The post Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy

I guess the LOL of the day is Taylor Swift confidently posing and making seductive sexy model faces…that are obviously forced for her awkward, zero sex appeal, bullshit romantic tween love song career…but you can tell she wants it so bad…she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model she abducted, adopted, locked in her basement to either steal their souls, or maybe make them teach her everything she knows…because she had no childhood, and they are her interactive toys…who she can learn everything she needs from…but despite being a calculated, formulaic, contrived act that has worked because America is lazy…she still isn’t something I’d ever jerk off to…and even if I was fucking her, I’d probably have my eyes closed while thinking about everyone who isn’t Taylor Swift to cum…even though she’s the biggest act around, that everyone is attaching themselves to…she just can’t give me a boner…but I guess very little can…thanks to importance…but she can’t even stimulate my brain into wanting to sex offend her..and I’ve sex offended inanimate objects..something I think Taylor Swift may be… You’ve already seen the pics… The post Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Babe Eating Chips for Janneke Storm of the Day

Janneke Storm is an Australian based photographer – who captures amazing girls like Jana Kruger posing half naked…looking hot and amazing and in this case eating chips – something that I am normally terrified – because my wife is obese, and 80 percent of the reason she’s obese is from eating chips…so whenever I see chips I get post traumatic stress – war flashbacks of when I used to be able to see her vagina, before I had to lift the fold of fat to find it…but in this case…with a hot white Australian babe…I’m ready to dive in there and eat these chips after they’ve been digested…if you know what I mean…and you do.

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Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar….. Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars… I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…

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Reese Witherspoon Helps the Homeless When the Paparazzi is Watching of the Day

It’s always nice to see a celebrity reaching out to help less fortunate people when they know the paparazzi are taking pictures of them, you know to let the world know they aren’t greedy shallow cunt you’d expect them to be, I mean she looks so natural in these pictures, she looks so comfortable, like she’s with an old buddy and not like she’s about to get raped by hepatitis dick… Hollywood is bullshit…I wouldn’t be surprised if this dude was a hired actor to help her with her image…. Not that it matters…

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Olivia Munn Figured out Twitter of the Day

Olivia Munn is one of those average at best girls who figured out what it took to get loyal fans, and it unfortunately worked because she irritates me…. She talked nerd shit for nerds making them fall in love with her and nerds are the most loyal fans…not to mention easy to please because they don’t care about how hot she is, they just care that she’s into what they are into, without realizing she is all bullshit because part of being a nerd is the unrealistic fantasy that motivate them to make millions which will in turn make these unrealistic fantasies come true. She figured out the nerd system….not that it was that hard…. Apparently, she’s finally figured out the point of twitter, cuz she posted some cleavage and people are talking about her….and her willingness to whore out…because nudity distracts from adequate at best looks…next stop for her is Playboy…..here are her tits.

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Olivia Munn Figured out Twitter of the Day

Olivia Munn is one of those average at best girls who figured out what it took to get loyal fans, and it unfortunately worked because she irritates me…. She talked nerd shit for nerds making them fall in love with her and nerds are the most loyal fans…not to mention easy to please because they don’t care about how hot she is, they just care that she’s into what they are into, without realizing she is all bullshit because part of being a nerd is the unrealistic fantasy that motivate them to make millions which will in turn make these unrealistic fantasies come true. She figured out the nerd system….not that it was that hard…. Apparently, she’s finally figured out the point of twitter, cuz she posted some cleavage and people are talking about her….and her willingness to whore out…because nudity distracts from adequate at best looks…next stop for her is Playboy…..here are her tits.

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