Tag Archives: piece-bathing

Kendall Jenner Degenerate Pussy Print of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s vagina is visible in her one piece bathing suit – thanks to one piece bathing suits nicely jacking themselves up into cunt. Something that I guess Bruce Used to watch in Jealousy…before cutting off his own dick like a freak. She’s a pain in the ass, product of everything wrong in the world, and I am talking about her father being a tranny, and her mother being a money grubbing, commercializing, disgusting human being who has sold out her family for a pay day, that I don’t understand why it hasn’t crashed and burned yet, like not one casualty except Bruce, where are the poor little rich kids killing themselves, or do they just think they are fucking awesome. I always find it interesting – when I see the before she was famous pics of her face, where you see just how ugly she is, but at the same time, at least shes not kim k. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Degenerate Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read this article:
Kendall Jenner Degenerate Pussy Print of the Day

Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day

Penelope Cruz’s tits look good in her one piece bathing suit…which I think is important for all women….because I am an old school person, not some flimsy cunty have homosexual from drinking the chemicals in the water that make the fish gay…I am good old fashion pervert…who knows the value of good tits for a woman’s life, career and happiness….because without tits. They are nothing… I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero…so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but next time do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read the rest here:
Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy entitled rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the busty girl in a one piece while she drinks her feelings as her cousin…..stole her fucking dream… But Ireland’s still trying….by not trying at all..I’m blocked on all her social media…because she hates me and that works for me… The post Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

More:
Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

Beyonce, who had the worst scandal of her life last week, when her dad said she was the exact same age as Pink and Usher, who are apparently 2-3 years older than her on Wikipedia, because we can assume someone down the line of famous lied about her age to get her in the door, forcing them to stick with it…. You know a scandal far worst than all the divorce rumors, fake pregnancy rumors, the fight in the elevator for having a cheating husband rumors…not to mention her dad knocking up stripper rumors…or my personal favorite…that Beyonce is sent from hell, is the fucking devil incarnated, here to dance like she’s a 20 year old, because her ego needs to perform and she can’t bow down gracefully like she was J.Lo….but instead…wears one piece bathing suits…which I guess are appropriate for 40 year old moms…but she’s not doing it to hide her gross body…she’s doing it to get you to jerk off to her…it makes Jay Z thinks she’s still hot…and thus worth not sticking with for business reasons.. She’s the worst…and these pics for Beat Magazine would have been better with more spread ass…let’s make all photoshoots OB/GYN exmas… Either way, she does it for America or because of America.. The post Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

More:
Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

Ashely Greene in a Shitty Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

Ashley Greene is on set in what must be a “period” piece bathing suit, and not a “period” piece bathing suit, designed for periods and the stains they leave, like the time I went snorkelling on vacation with a girl in a white bikini, who got her period on her way to the tour, and who didn’t have tampons, leaving me with fear of survival due to sharks cuz this damn hippie and her blood soaked white bikini was putting us all at risk like we were Bethany Hamilton on some surfboard, but some vintage shit that makes her ass look bad… I didn’t watch Twilight, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, I do have a friend who had her boyfriend cheat on her with Ashley Greene, so I know she’s some florida trash who fucks her way up the ladder, and I guess it works for her, because I’m posting her shitty bathing suit pics…which after years of research, I have discovered does no mean anything is working for anyone, because I barely exist….and luckily either does Ashley Greene’s ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

See the article here:
Ashely Greene in a Shitty Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

Jordin Sparks is in her Less Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

Bikini-Clad Jordin Sparks Celebrates One Year… by splashnews Jordin Sparks is 50 pounds lighter than she was when she first hit the scene as some spoiled rich kid with a pro-athlete father and a dream of spreading her message through song…in a voice she felt was a talent that couldn’t go unheard…. but still fat in her bikini…..because even when you dedicate a year to eating well, and exercse, your fat ass always fucking wins, but in a way that doesn’t disgust me, cuz progress has been made, and health was chosen over diabetes, something all you fat bitches should use to inspire yourselves….fuck being ripped and a bikini model….that shit is almost unrealistic and unattainable especially when you start out at 250 lbs…..just stop eating the fucking donuts you fucking pig…you’ll live longer and guys will like fucking you more….and that’s pretty much what being a girl is all about….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Read this article:
Jordin Sparks is in her Less Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

Jojo Levesque’s Fat Girl Bikini of the Day

Jojo is on some JESSICA SIMPSON FAILED AT WEIGHT WATCHERS kick….cuz she posted a picture of her all wet in a fucking t-shirt by the pool…like she was the obese girl at the waterpark who didn’t want to get a sun burn cuz her skin is sensitive since there is so much of it….more importantly…cuz she didn’t want to broadcast her body since it is horrible to look at….but like all fat chicks…at least she’s got some tit….. What it comes down to is who is Jojo anyway? I don’t mean on a philosophical lvel, of who is she at her core and what does she represent, I mean….I don’t know any of her songs, but I do know she was famous 10 years ago for being 15, perverts love that shit…. And now she’s on a comeback or something….a comeback that should involve more 2 piece bathing suits, it is a better look…unless she isn’t the one in the t-shirt…in which case this post is a real waste….kinda like all my posts.

See the original post here:
Jojo Levesque’s Fat Girl Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton Drops Some Fashionable Cleavage

I wouldn’t have expected hot ass pictures of busty supermodel Kate Upton in the Sunday Times , but I’ll take it. Here she is posing in all kinds of weird fashion forward outfits in their style issue. Are these supposed to be looks that the average woman is going to be wearing this fall? Because I’m not sure there are that many out there who can pull off the one piece bathing suit and leather jacket, but I’m willing to wait and see. No fatties.

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike of the Day

Olivia Munn is an attention seeking bottom feeding slut who made the common mistake that is often made by girls who want to be famous once they reach a certain level of fame without realizing they’ve peaked and instead think they’ve only just begun….I mean reality was she was on G4TV, a show I assume less than 100,000 people watch a day, which is pretty pathetic in terms of TV fame….I mean their youtube videos of their scamming, pretend they are into tech for nerds who watch them and assume they are dream girls, only get 10,000 views….proving that they don’t matter, but that’s hard to really decipher when the fans you do have are so loyal to you, even more loyal to you than they are to their virginity…. So she quits her one good thing to be a famous actor or something she always wanted….and instead, a few years later, she’s taking nude parts in the biggest movies she can find…when she thought she was gonna be headlining the shit…and I think this is the best she’s ever been…usually I hate her much more…..I guess titties have a calming effect….

Read more:
Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike of the Day

Saskia de Brawuw in a Bathing Suit for V Magazine of the Day

Saskia de Brauw is some model who I have POSTED NUDE PICS OF BEFORE ….because she is willing to get naked for fashion, or for photographers, and probably for anyone willing to give them a shot, and that’s the kind of work ethic I look for in a wife…. She’s unfortunately not being utilized to her full willing to get naked potential, but seeing her in her one piece bathing suit is kinda hot, tapping into fantasies of the late 80s and early 90s, when the girls we rolled with didn’t do bikinis, and hiding fat stomach at the beach was all the fucking rage…something a few of you pigs may want to re-visit…you see cuz just because bikinis are popular…doesn’t mean they are for everyone.

Read more from the original source:
Saskia de Brawuw in a Bathing Suit for V Magazine of the Day