The Internet Vs. Drake’s Raptors In a shock to absolutely no one, LeBron’s mighty Cavs dumped Drake’s struggly Raptors to cap a not-very-amazing Eastern Conference Finals series that ended with the most hilarious meme wave of the entire playoffs (so far). Hit the flip for hilarious reactions to the Raptors loss.
Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are. It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in. She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to… I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.
Hey remember when Blake Lively got married to Ryan Reynolds in a secret wedding in North Carolina the other day…..it was awesome….everyone is talking about it….so it must be important….even though neither Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds give a fuck about us…they don’t even know us by name…let alone get involved in who we are fucking….but for some reason we care about them…like they fucking matter….even though they really fucking don’t….I assume there is a PR company behind this story somewhere…covering up something….putting her out there pantsless for Allure for a reason….a reason I can only assume is to give me something to look at….. Here are the pics…of her posing with a lamb and children….I wonder if she is Jesus…and whether this is a religious experience…
I am not a Fine Art critic, but luckily Chris Brown’s neck tattoo is not fine art, if anything it is ghetto as shit, and it is obvious that it is a battered woman, because I guess he is trying to come to terms and accept and embrace that dark time of his life, or some other bullshit line, when really it is just a way to get people to talk about him, because this Rihanna beating has been he best thing for his and her career….making you wonder how authentic the whole thing was to begin with even though beating a girl up seems like the most insane publicity stunt of all time….but then you see her KISSING HIM ON THE LIPS AT THE VMAS …. and you figure something’s up with this….Keep it gully.
Bikini-Clad Jordin Sparks Celebrates One Year… by splashnews Jordin Sparks is 50 pounds lighter than she was when she first hit the scene as some spoiled rich kid with a pro-athlete father and a dream of spreading her message through song…in a voice she felt was a talent that couldn’t go unheard…. but still fat in her bikini…..because even when you dedicate a year to eating well, and exercse, your fat ass always fucking wins, but in a way that doesn’t disgust me, cuz progress has been made, and health was chosen over diabetes, something all you fat bitches should use to inspire yourselves….fuck being ripped and a bikini model….that shit is almost unrealistic and unattainable especially when you start out at 250 lbs…..just stop eating the fucking donuts you fucking pig…you’ll live longer and guys will like fucking you more….and that’s pretty much what being a girl is all about….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
When Kelly Preston welcomed son Ben, she knew bouncing back would be a struggle. “When I got pregnant at 48, I didn’t know if my body would bounce back,” she admits. Turns out she had no need to worry. Not only did she shed all the baby weight, but over the past year she’s dipped below her pre-pregnancy weight , and is relishing a new figure, 39 pounds lighter! Check it out: “I lost 39 lbs., have more energy than I had 20 years ago – and I feel amazing,” she says. “I’m going to be turning 50 next year – holy $h!t! Hey, 50 is the new 30.” Besides tennis and keeping up with a baby, what’s her secret? Channeling Kirstie Alley’s weight loss plan – The Organic Liaison weight loss program she created! “I was so excited when my best friend created Rescue Me,” says Kelly of the diet plan’s organic supplement system that targets cravings and “boosts natural energy.” “It’s pretty much the most genius thing ever,” says Preston, who recently signed on as the new spokesperson of Alley’s plan, on which Kirstie lost 100 lbs. 100! [Photo: WENN.com]