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Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Peyton Roi List is some up and coming slut and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Diseny mainstream sluts that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to. I think this is one of them…. All these bitches are irrelevant to me, I prefer jerking off to chicks from TINDER and instagram and the non famous girls who are actually much hotter, but I’m progressive like that, and don’t need some casting agent or producer to dictate what I cum to…. I can figure that one out on my own, but you….you’re the one I’m worried about… The post Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz’s tits look good in her one piece bathing suit…which I think is important for all women….because I am an old school person, not some flimsy cunty have homosexual from drinking the chemicals in the water that make the fish gay…I am good old fashion pervert…who knows the value of good tits for a woman’s life, career and happiness….because without tits. They are nothing… I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero…so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but next time do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz’s tits look good in her one piece bathing suit…which I think is important for all women….because I am an old school person, not some flimsy cunty have homosexual from drinking the chemicals in the water that make the fish gay…I am good old fashion pervert…who knows the value of good tits for a woman’s life, career and happiness….because without tits. They are nothing… I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero…so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but next time do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whenever people say there is no god…the heathens who turn their back on Christianity and choose science or logic…instead of believing silly fables…like a bad episode of a bad movie and deciding it is the GOSPEL of the lord…like logical people…or Most Americans… I say…you’ve obviously never been outside on a windy day – when a girl walks by…and her skirt gets blown up…. The Wind! The wind sent from God….proof that there is a god…a religious experience… This time featuring Elizabeth Olsen…the non twin Olsen… MAGIC> 1/4 of an ass cheek…MAGIC! I mean RELIGION…. How can you not be a spiritual person with this PROOF OF GOD….right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whenever people say there is no god…the heathens who turn their back on Christianity and choose science or logic…instead of believing silly fables…like a bad episode of a bad movie and deciding it is the GOSPEL of the lord…like logical people…or Most Americans… I say…you’ve obviously never been outside on a windy day – when a girl walks by…and her skirt gets blown up…. The Wind! The wind sent from God….proof that there is a god…a religious experience… This time featuring Elizabeth Olsen…the non twin Olsen… MAGIC> 1/4 of an ass cheek…MAGIC! I mean RELIGION…. How can you not be a spiritual person with this PROOF OF GOD….right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guess Sophia Bush’s Ass of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you know who Sophia Bush is, then I am going to assume you are going to be able to guess her ass, because you’re just that kind of weirdo. Obsessed with the girl in your favorite show targeted to virgin losers. If you don’t know what I am talking about, in the early 2000s, she was an it girl in lame movies and a tv show called One Tree Hill. The only people who watched One Tree Hill, were socially awkward dudes..virgins..I’ve obviously never seen it, not because I’m not a socially awkward freak, but I’m more the socially reclusive, anti society kind, rather than the nerd who really wants to be accepted…but can’t because they aren’t dot com billionaire yets.. So she was the leading lady these weirdos connected to, so they know exactly, which as is her ass…in their mind they’ve been dating her for as long as she’s existed… The post Guess Sophia Bush’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sylvie van der Vaart Belongs In A Bikini

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s everybody’s favorite Dutch model and TV host Sylvie van der Vaart for some company called Hunkemöller Swimwear. I’ve obviously never heard of them, but I’m automatically a fan of anybody who gets Sylvie into a bikini. Personally, I’ve been trying to get her out of one for a couple months now, but apparently she doesn’t accept Tuna Bucks. Or do photoshoots in people’s mom’s basements. I guess it’s just her policy, but if you ask me, she’s kinda limiting her work opportunities here. » view all 15 photos

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Infographic Backlash

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well, it had to happen eventually. This man hates your bloody graphs. This guy has obviously never seen the Jesse Spano Caffeine Intake infographic . View

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The Worst Playboy Mansion Story Ever

Posted on January 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Playboy , Exclusives A man claims he went to the Playboy Mansion — and all he got was a “savage” ass kicking.

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DEA Raids Office of Conrad Murray, Manslaughter Charges May Be Filed Soon

Posted on July 22, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Houston office of Dr. Conrad Murray is being raided by authorities who are looking specifically for all medical records relating to Michael Jackson. Murray was Jackson’s personal physician at the time of his June 25 death

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