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Sara Sampaio Thong Ass of the Day

I think it is important to give a personality like Sara Sampaio extra love while she’s being paparazzi fodder in Cannes for the rich guys and perverts she’s escorting for… Because despite being Portuguese, we can’t hold that against her, she’s also skinny and half naked for a major brand, making her count to me….but more importantly, she is bringing that half nakedness to Cannes…thong on the red carpet…my god…woman is shameless.. I am just mad she didn’t get her period in this outfit…or food poisoning…I mean every since junior high I’ve known how important, edgy and daring white pants are…and ever since I started fucking…I knew how messy white panties got….so whenever I see a whore in white…I look for the green or brown or bloody stains….you know leftover residue from fertility, miscarriage, abortion, infection, excitement from making it… I see no stains…and for that reason alone…I cry on the inside…while staring at her ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio Thong Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tallia Storm Being Worked Hard By Her Mom of the Day

There is always something amazingly erotic about seeing a mother who has created her daughter to be some social media celebrity, by obsessing over her and and putting all kinds of work into her….because she was a publicist and this was her Master’s Thesis project or something….I mean she got this girl to open for Elton John or something equally ridicilous….I mean she got her to Cannes where she’s at Eden Roc like a real celebrity taking slutty selfies, only not really selfies, they are the MOM taking pervy shots of the daughter for the daughter’s instagram…brilliant… I mean, if you’ve ever been to Scotland, it really is more like Trainspotting than this kind of ass in a bathing suit…and you know that shit took work…and it’s nice to see mom and daughter bonding over how seduce pervert men to jerk off and/or cast the daughter into projects that get them paid. It’s really a funny dynamic and we’ll see more and more of it over the years thanks to instagram….and tech savvy parents…and thanks to all of us perverts…fighting for the rights of perverts….inspiring the general population to shift more content to cater to our pervert needs….It’s great. This is so ridiculous, but funny, I like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tallia Storm Being Worked Hard By Her Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rhian Sugden 2016 Calendar of the Day

Rhian Sugden is a Glamour Model…and mothing says fun like half naked busty Glamour models….. I guess they realize that they had the skill set and were destined to work the check out at Wal Mart, but then they realized they had tits….and could become Cocktail waitresses, bottle service waitresses, or hostesses…..and if they were really into getting paid they could be cam girls, or strippers or prostitutes, but that’s too trashy for them…they like to keep their level of trash to being in shitty magazines in shitty shoots for shitty audience of average man who likes tits in the UK…only to leverage that and pretend it is real celebrity to lure rich soccer players to have their babies… Here’s some pics from this Galmour Model’s calendar….that I assume she self produced for her basic dude audience…she relies on to exist… And with big tits, celebrating big tits, I can’t hate it, even if it’s so fucking average in every way but cup size….which sometimes is the best way to not be average….#tits. The post Rhian Sugden 2016 Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Selfie Erotica of the Day

Here is a little Lindsay Lohan intermission to remind all of you motherfuckers that even the most battered, beat-up, broken down, corpse of a person who was once a real celebrity but who is now a shell of what they were, resorting to Instagram to make a couple of dollars to fund their lavish lifestyle they can’t afford to fund, thanks to being an idiot and self destructing instead of maximizing that shit, investing in fucking internet things when she had the money, becoming a billionaire crackhead, instead the crackhead hooker to billionaires… All this to say, with the right filter, she’s alright at the in bed, possibly naked, making you want to climb behind her in the “Ray Jay / Kim K” monkey mount….but maybe I’m just reading into it too much because I think Lohan, crackhead, half dead zombie, broken down girl, is magical…partially that she’s still alive, and because she represents Hollywood’s glory days, and by glory days I mean when Hollywood started turning from independent actor based movies, to commercial shit designed to fill seats… I’d do her… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Selfie Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jersey Shore Pigs Go to an Event of the Day

Despite being very gross looking, these Jersey shore cunts are really living the life…you know it takes a real celebrity to get invited to a movie premiere for a movie that should be straight to fucking video and 3/4 of the cast know it, but also realize the public are idiots and will still go see it cuz their favorite funny people are in the shit, I mean other than Kevin James and David Spade, but you get what I am saying here….just last year Snooki and J Woww were waiting in line at malls to see this crap and now their sloppy pig bodies are doing the red carpet with their sloppy pig tits…and I guess that mean’s they’ve made it and really I am not hating on them…cuz they’ve figured this shit out far better than I have… Pics via Fame

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Rihanna Finger Bangs Herself on Stage of the Day

These pictures would have been a lot hotter 4 years ago, when Rihanna just started out, when she didn’t have a dyke haircut or 20 pounds she gained while living and eating the American dream. A time when she didn’t look like a chick who still thinks she’s a smaller size, who’s pants are topped out, and who needs to unbutton the shit after she has a bite to eat cuz there’s no more fucking room in them, as she’s really putting them through the test to see just how much abuse the fucking things can take. A time when we didn’t know she was a little cry baby bitch who is quick to call the cops over small domestic disputes, a warning sign that she’s the pussy you gotta stay away from…a firecracker who you can’t predict and who can take you the fuck down any fucking time she wants…the kind of girl who smashes her face against a frying pan to tell the authorities it was you to seriously fuck you up and here she is grabbing her pussy, doing a little over the pants finger bang like she was a 14 year old boy trying to get play with the girl down the street, something I’d think she should be doing the rest of her life for sexual satisfaction as she’s a red flag, but guys are fucking idiots who don’t care that a girl’s level of crazy will get them arrested but just care about a girl’s willing pussy…

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Stephanie Pratt in a Short Tight Dress of the Day

I know Stephanie Pratt isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just on a shitty MTV show that I am hoping gets cancelled really fucking soon, because it’s polluted the entertainment industry, something that was once seemingly luxurious and classy, only to become the set of Jerry Springer, filled with fucking idiots with too much money and too much ego who don’t realize that they have no fucking talent and really don’t deserve to be much more than the Walmart cashier, or the hostess at an all you can eat asian buffet, or married to some rich dude and that they’ve pretty much just won the fucking lottery…because they really are barely middle of the road….and here she is showing off some leg is some shitty prom dress that hugs her ugly body more awkwardly than I used to hug hookers back when I felt lonely…..but at least she has leg cuz leg has the ability to make me forget all that is wrong with a woman…. Pics via Bauer

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