Rihanna and Seth Meyers are our new favorite drinking buddies. During last night’s boozy episode of Late Night With Seth Meyers , the singer joined the host for a nice afternoon of day drinking. And by nice I mean they got totally white girl wasted. And the footage was quite incredible. The menu was comprised of signature drinks inspired by the Grammy winner, which included: Under My Rum-brella (rum, chocolate rum balls, rum raisin ice cream, and many umbrellas); Diamonds in the Rye (rye whiskey and blue diamond milk); and Bitch Better Have my Bunny (chocolate bunny and tequila). Oh, and last but not least, We Found Veuve in a Hostess Place, which was champagne and twinkies. Rihanna was not a fan of that cocktail in particular, but Seth gladly devoured his delicious creation. “Now it’s time for our first drinking game,” Seth explained to an understandably confused RiRi. “I feel like we’ve just been drinking. This is a game. There are right or wrong answers.” Pulling up past photos of Rihanna’s most iconic outfits, he began quizzing her on where she wore each specific look. The rules were pretty straightforward: If she got it right, he drank. If she was wrong, she drank. But Seth wasn’t very good at the game because he asked her the simplest of questions! Remember when she basically dressed as the Pope to the 2018 Met Gala? Yeah, so did she. Seth downed 2 shots while Rihanna said, “We’re in for a wild day!” Continuing up their first round of fun, they followed with a different activity. “I think we all know bartenders are really good at giving advice,” said Seth. “I’m going to give you a drink and I want to give you the opportunity to ask me anything you want to ask me and I will give you advice on it.” Rihanna asked (hypothetically!) what other profession she should pursue if she were to quit music. “Pilot school,” said Seth. “Because, why not?” He then asked, “I want to, like, blow my wife away with a romantic night out. What do I do?” “You said it,” explains Rihanna. “Blow your wife.” Her hilarious response shocked the host as he said, “Rihanna! This is a network television show!” The new besties then exchanged and practiced pick up lines on each other while furthering their alcohol intake. And before the two eventually called it a day (and probably ended up over the toilet) Rihanna gave Seth a makeover using her Fenty beauty collection . “You have wrinkles,” she told him, as he began performing a questionable rendition of her 2016 hit, “Work”. Clearly, the two were in a good place and enjoying each other’s company because RiRi asked, “Can we have another shot?!” (& they did) Unfortunately, the show had to wrap and announce last call for now. But it’s safe to say we took one special thing away from this segment: Rihanna takes tequila shots without a lime. She did it multiple times throughout the segment and we can’t even act like we weren’t impressed. Rihanna is untamed, people! Happy Friday. May your weekend be filled with plenty of champagne and twinkies, but hold the lime. View Slideshow: 39 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos
Elle Fanning looks 12 years old – while she’s heading to the gym – and the sad thing about that is that all you perverts fucking love that about her.. We learned with Sarah Hyland – that as long as a girl is 18 or 19, the younger and more pubescent she looks the fucking better, because as the porn industry can tell you “Teen” is their number one category… Which is probably why dudes I know like fucking 19 year olds more than they like fucking 25 year olds…as 25 year olds start to fall the fuck apart…while 19 year olds can still live their shitty diet lives and maintain amazing form…like an Olympic Diver going for gold or some shit.. I don’t even want to get into what happens to a woman at 30, or 40 or even 50…where they are rarely hot, rarely good jerk off to, but always down to hate on young hot girls – but more into hating on dudes by calling us pigs for wanting to fuck young hot girls…even when the LAW, like in ELle Fanning’s case is on our fucking side. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Looks 12 of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some amazing pics of Stella Maxewll by Montreal’s own Max Abadian for Elle Brazil…andshe looks fucking amazing… I’ve never really been a Stella Maxwell fan, but whatever she’s been doing to herself to look more like a model and less like a dumpy hipster, thanks to Victoria’s Secret Mall brand contracts making it impossible to be a hipster when you’re working for the MAN…not that hipsters are against the MAN anymore, they are actually the biggest consumers, buying nonsense and thinking they are artists, while dancing, or in Stella Maxwell’s case fucking…Miley Cyrus… The world has gone what we used to call Hostess Twinkie, even though Hostess went broke and doesn’t exist, it still means candy coated, commercial, nonsense… So get in, cash in, everything is a fucking ad or sales pitch…nothing is just cool or content for the sake of content…everyone wants that Yacht, or billion dollar app, or whatever.. But at least they show their asses in the process.. The post Stella Maxewll by Max Abadian for Elle Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Justin Bieber got soaked with rain and did the robot. Jennifer Lopez danced and danced and danced… and then danced some more. Gwen Stefani nearly cried. Selena Gomez showed off her body. And Meghan Trainor got to first base, for millions of people to see. Indeed, A LOT went down at the 2015 American Music Awards – and we've captured nearly the entire event below, from J. Lo's moving to One Direction thanking to Nicki Minaj shade-throwing… 1. Class is in Session! Jennifer Lopez put on a master dance class to open the American Music Awards. She was the hostess with the mostess! 2. Doing the Robot This is how much Justin Bieber loved Jennifer Lopez’s opening number: he did the robot in response to it! 3. Meghan Trainor Makes Out with Charlie Puth Meghan Trainor and Charlie Puth performed at the American Music Awards. They also kissed on stage. BIG TIME! 4. Demi Lovato and Alanis Morissette “Oughta Know” at American Music Awards Demi Lovato and Alanis Morissette teamed up for a duet of “You Oughta Know” at the American Music Awards. Watch the epic performance here! 5. With Confidence Demi Lovato has confidence. She snapped her way into our hearts during a rendition of the song “Confident.” 6. Justin Bieber Closes American Music Awards: WATCH! Justin Bieber wrapped up the American Music Awards on a handsome, water-filled note. See what we mean here! View Slideshow
Lindsay Lohan just blew off her deposition in another lawsuit. We know, we know … hard to even imagine such an event. The troubled star had been ordered to appear for a deposition in L.A. Monday morning in her lawsuit with a celebrity news photographer named Grigor Balyan. He claims the actress’ assistant crashed into him in 2010 outside an L.A. club and put him in the hospital, all while driving Miss Crazy in her ride. Lindsay, who did not show for her previous deposition in this case because she’s just too busy partying , blew this one off as well … girl is not bright. The best part? Her lawyer, Julia Azrael, can’t even get in touch with Lohan, and tried to give Grigor’s lawyers a heads up that she can’t reach her . The deposition wasn’t rescheduled, however, and Balyan’s camp will file legal papers this week asking a judge to FORCE Lindsay to show the hell up. If Lindsay continues to refuse, the judge could simply issue a judgment against her and order LiLo to pay whatever amount of cash he/she deems fit. Not like they’ll be able to collect. Just saying.
The Real Housewives of Orange County returned last week with a baby and a whimper . Tonight, Vicki’s “work” is a hot topic for discussion and there’s enough Jim and Alexis to make us all want to take a scalding hot shower to burn the ick off our skin. Plus, Heather will try to broker a peace agreement between Vicki and Tamra. You know, just another day in Orange County. At Casa Dubrow, the ladies have gathered for a clambake. Gretchen breaks the ice with Vicki first by asking about her new grandson Troy and Briana. Plus 5 Gretchen! Atta girl. Tamra’s not really interested in having a conversation with Vicki, but is certainly interested in talking about Vicki’s recent plastic surgery. Not like she’s never had any work done. Pot and kettle and such. Minus 7. Terry. Love the man. “Asking a woman if she’s had plastic surgery is like asking your wife if she’s gained weight. You just don’t do it.” Plus 20 . Vicki believes that Heather has brought she and Tamra together because she wants them to be friends again. Vicki apparently didn’t see the pool and landscaping Heather and Terry had done when they were summering in the Hamptons which is the real reason they’re having a clambake in Orange County. Tamra and Eddie don’t have a date set for their wedding. They’ve been engaged eight months already. Tamra says they’re trying to get their business off the ground first, but the real reason they don’t have a date set is because Eddie won’t give her one. Minus 12 . Best line of the night goes to Heather, when telling Tamra how to eat lobster: “Chew, chew, chew from the outside, and it’ll come in your mouth.” Hmmm, Heather. Something tells me if you’re using your teeth, you’re doing it wrong? Plus 75 for hilarity. The look on her face when she realized what she’d said was priceless. Vicki throws out an “I really love onion rings with this type of food” and Heather immediately accuses Terry of planting the comment. Gretchen and Vicki have a moment where Gretchen asks Vicki about Brooks and Vicki launches into the story of how it was just so hard that no one liked him. Gretchen’s reply? “Now you know how I felt two years ago.” Well played, Gretchen. Plus 8 . Tamra doesn’t like that Gretchen and Vicki seem chummy and Vicki mocks the friendship bracelet Tamra gave Gretchen last year. Vicki brings up the infamous “Evil Eye” and accuses Tamra of staring her down again. And so it begins, right? It seems that Vicki and Tamra are going to have an adult conversation about what was actually the cause of their falling out: Tamra’s friendship with Gretchen. Tamra walks away from the table and Vicki vows not to follow. Heather, Hostess with the Mostest, goes after her. Vicki and Gretchen keep talking at the table and Vicki says Tamra’s “mean when she gets mad.” Heather, meanwhile, is counseling Tamra not to be a hothead. If Heather’s acting career doesn’t pan out….oh, wait. Plus 10 for good advice. Terry keeps bringing up the onion rings. Heather keeps wanting to stab him with a fork. Minus 9. Jim and Alexis are on a date. They’re going to take ballroom dancing lessons. It would be sweet if he weren’t such a disgusting man. Alexis says that last year they lost a lot of money on a home and no one knew about it. As a result, Jim felt like a failure and she was too busy with her dress lines and career as a “news anchor” to fix his emotional issues. She says they’re closer now than they were last year and then tells him he’s getting lucky. The whole thing was kind of sweet but then it’s Jim. He’s so…Jim. The party has moved to the rec room at Casa Dubrow. There’s coffee and dessert and, of course, more wine and “champs.” Tamra gets notice that her permits for her fitness studio have been approved. She’s the owner of a gym and Eddie’s boss. Plus 10 . Heather’s trying to push Tamra and Vicki to talk things out. Tamra says they never talk about things. They just put band-aids on their problems and leave them alone, but no more. If they’re going to be friends, they have to talk things out. Plus 5 . So they lock themselves into a wine cellar to chat. Which is exactly the place two semi-drunk women need to go to have an emotional conversation. Gretchen thinks Vicki will try to make the conversation all about her, but Tamra doesn’t let her. Tamra points out that Vicki’s not good at reading people when they say what she wants to hear. Vicki admits that she remembers when they were both still married and how good things seemed then and says that she misses that. It’s apologies all around, with a healthy dose of “but I don’t think I can trust her.” So, sort of apologies? Gretchen seems to be undoing the good that Tamra and Vicki have just done because she doesn’t like Vicki and is worried that if Vicki and Tamra become friends again, Gretchen will be left out in the cold. Minus 15 , Gretch. Insecurity’s not becoming. Jim and Alexis have started a new business. An indoor trampoline park, Sky Zone. Of all the businesses they’ve been in, at least this one seems fun. Plus 8 . Alexis is, like, the spokesperson for Sky Zone, which, I mean, she guesses, means she talks about, like, Sky Zone. Minus 8 for the ditz. Alexis says that Jim has always been supportive of what she’s done, except I seem to recall him being incredibly UNsupportive last year. Minus 4 for selective memory. Slade’s a radio host and Gretchen’s proud of her man for being gainfully employed. Plus 5. He goes on the radio to bring up Miss Piggy-gate and compares Vicki to Mickey Roarke now that she’s had her surgery. He just cannot leave her alone. Minus 12 . Now that Slade is making the dolla dolla bills and paying off his debts, Gretchen’s hearing wedding bells. Or that’s her ovaries. Vicki’s in the middle of a full-home renovation now that Donn has moved out and Briana has moved in. Briana’s frustrated with the remodel not realizing that at least in part it’s because she and baby Troy and daddy have moved in. Minus 10 Briana says she’s cutting her mom some slack, however, now that she knows how hard it is to be a mom. Plus 8 . Weird Jim alert: He tries on Alexis’ flip flops. Just to test the cushiony factor. Minus 8 . Eddie and Tamra are trying to decorate. She’s making canvases of all of her childrens’ handprints and Eddie suggests they also do the dog’s paw prints. It’s kind of sweet. Plus 8 . And then it gets not so sweet. Eddie brings up the conversation with Vicki. Tamra says that in her heart she feels like Vicki is her family and Eddie gives her a serious side-eye. He doesn’t trust Vicki. He “highly recommends” that Tamra doesn’t let Vicki back in. Just like Gretchen told her. His final on-camera words to her about the whole situation are “be careful.” EPISODE TOTAL: +77 SEASON TOTAL: +114
Chef Roblé has combined his love of food with his love of hip-hop to form a new rap group — the FoodTangClan. Check out their song “Grubbin’ Problems” below: Here’s some info on the project: Caterer and celebrity chef, Roblé Ali, star of Bravo TV’s hit show Chef Roblé & Co., is renowned for his culinary skill and creativity, and he is set to make his mark in the entertainment field as well. As part of the parody rap trio Food-Tang Clan, Roblé, along with Chef Roblé & Co. co-star and culinary co-conspirator Ché “Gravy” and food enthusiast Jason “J. Brew” Brewster, released their first single, “Grubbin’ Problems,” on SoundCloud.com this week. “Grubbin’ Problems,” a creative and humorous take on A$AP Rocky’s “F—–g Problems,” offers listeners a look at one of the dilemmas faced by foodies the world over: too many temptations in the kitchen, pantry, and elsewhere. Whether it is trying to resist the allure of their own creations or those of store-bought snacks, Food-Tang Clan hilariously details the many culinary delights they love in this send-up of the rap hit. The group uses clever rhymes, lyrical ability and knowledge of all things culinary to bring entertaining, light-hearted rap songs to music fans. Opening for 2 Chainz—who did the hook for the original “F—–g Problems”—Food-Tang Clan performed for the first time on Saturday, February 23 in their hometown of Poughkeepsie, New York at the Mid-Hudson Civic Center. The group entertained the crowd with “Grease,” a wicked spin on Trinidad James’s “All Gold Everything.” From stuffing and gravy to the remedy for a girl who cooks “wack chicken” to a shout out to the beloved Hostess Twinkie, “Grubbin’ Problems”—which can be found on Soundcloud offers listeners a tongue-in-cheek peek into the kitchen of Food-Tang Clan. The group, which is produced by Slimmy Neutron—Ali and Aahmek Richards serve as executive producers—plans to release a series of music videos and a mixtape, Watch the Stove, in the coming months. More information on Food-Tang Clan can found at @FoodTangClanNY. We love this! Hit the flip to watch a video with more info on the group and clips as well as the full lyrics to “Grubbin Problems.”
Pedro Almodóvar has taken a rather dark turn in his last couple of outings including 2011’s The Skin I Live In and Broken Embraces (2009). Speaking in Cannes in 2011, Almodóvar admitted that he has a dark outlook on life, at least then, but he is still very capable of pulling out a comedy. And this teaser for his latest, I’m So Excited appears to be just that. [ Related: ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Bows A New & Haunting Trailer ] There are not many detail about the film that his longtime U.S. distributor Sony Pictures Classics will open domestically sometime in 2013, but its stars include Carlos Areces, Raul Arevalo, Javier Cámara, Lola Dueñas, Carmen Machi, Laya Martí, Cecilia Roth, Hugo Silva, Miguel Ángel Silvestre, and Blanca Suárez. The clip seems to indicate I’m So Excited (a not-so-subtle reference to the Pointer Sisters early ’80s hit) will be a high-flying Laugh Out Loud adventure complete with dancing queen flight attendants and at least one pilot asleep on the job. And even Pedro himself appears to be a passenger (seated in the back in the top image). Almodóvar teased two Mays ago he was working on a comedy and even his first English-language script, though I’m So Excited or Los amantes pasajeros , which is its official Spanish title, appears to be firmly in his Spanish roots. The trailer follows with English subtitles.
Latino Review is citing a source who says Warner Bros. has settled on storyline its 2015 Justice League movie. According to the tipster, the film will look to issues 183-185 of the Justice League comic, which was released back in 1980. That plot has Darkseid — confirmed as the movie’s villain — attempting to use a magical laser beam to blast planet Earth to bits and move his home world, Apokolips, into its place. Yikes! Latino Review ‘s stories are quite usually accurate, but until the news receives official confirmation, I’m taking this with a big-ass grain of Kryptonite. Besides, as cool as this sounds, there’s a hell of a lot more from DC’s storied history worth mining for the first cinematic team-up between Superman and Batman (and the rest, cough.) I think DC and WB need to consider all options available to them before committing, so to help them out, here are three other superpowered super stories worth exploiting: 1. Crisis on Infinite Earths (1985) By the 1980s, the DC universe had stopped making sense thanks to 40-plus years of superhero funnybooks that had been reactively and haphazardly modified to suit the aesthetic tastes of the times. Batman was both the grumpy avenger of the 1970s AND the campy 1950s version whose relationship with Robin unfairly inspired the moral panic book Seduction of the Innocent . Superman was both a stiff-necked last son of Krypton and the guy who had Krypto the Super Dog. No superhero’s official backstory made any sense at all, basically, and DC’s official explanation, the Multiverse (all these various contradictory versions of characters existed in numerous parallel dimensions) now made less sense than Mulholland Drive. To fix this mess, DC writer Marv Wolfman came up with Crisis , in which two godlike beings — The Monitor and his evil counterpart the Anti-Monitor — used DC’s various character incarnations in a battle over control of the Multiverse. Total destruction was narrowly avoided when even stalwart villains like Darkseid joined the fight to stop the Anti-Monitor — the result being that DC became a single universe once more and some inconvenient characters were erased seemingly forever from Continuity. (RIP: Supergirl and Barry Allen.) Subsequently, that universe was rebooted, and the next two years saw Superman restarted at issue 1 and the publication of both Batman: Year One and Batman: The Dark Knight Returns . Since Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight series and Zack Snyder’s upcoming Man of Steel both take their cues from the post- Crisis DC universe, they don’t need a reboot, but not so the rest of the DC movie and television continuity. We know Darkseid is the villain of the Justice League movie, but that doesn’t mean his evil plan couldn’t have the happy result of willing the recent Green Lantern movie, and the old Wonder Woman and The Flash tv shows out of existence forever. A Crisis -inspired plot could give us new versions of those characters without the tedious need for any sort of origin-story movies. Just so long as Mark Hamill’s Trickster stays in the picture. 2. War of the Gods (1991) You know which character is unfairly ignored, despite frequent, abortive attempts to revive her onscreen? Wonder Woman . By far the DC superhero with the most potential for epic plots full of crazy mythology this side of Superman, Wonder Woman is an immortal demigod and the second most powerful active superhero in the DC universe. Too bad though, because instead of the terrifyingly powerful Amazonian princess we need, every attempt to bring Wonder Woman back ends up being some silly faux-feminist nonsense that manages more than anything else to infantilize the character. This is why of all the trepidations I have about Justice League , the most troubling is how she’ll be portrayed. Warner Bros. can fix this by basing the plot of Justice League on the War of the Gods crossover, which was created to celebrate Wonder Woman’s 50 th anniversary. That story had the ancient Roman gods go to war against the ancient Greek gods (which is kind of like the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210 starting a gang war with the cast of the CW’s 90210 ), while pantheons of other ancient cultures rose up and tried grabbing a piece of whatever was left. Wonder Woman and her fellow Amazonians of Paradise Island end up having to save Earth, with some help from DC’s other heroes (including a Brainwashed Captain Marvel). Darksied, being the antagonist of DC’s New Gods, is the perfect behind-the-scenes manipulator to rile the old gods. And best of all, it gives Wonder Woman, criminally neglected in filmed-entertainment for almost 40 years, a chance to be front and center of Justice League without it coming off as painful tokenism. 3. Hostess Snack Cake Wars Finally, we come to the greatest and the timeliest crisis for Warner Bros.’ Justice League to overcome: The horrifying shortage of Twinkies. From 1975 through the early ’80s, Hostess advertised heavily in the pages of Marvel and DC comics via a series of hilariously irresponsible short comics featuring each company’s superheroes and villains battling over control of — no, seriously — Hostess snack cakes. You can see the whole series of them here . Each adventure involved either some nefarious villain’s plot to steal or disrupt the supply of these delicious, obesity-causing confections — believe me, I know. #formerfatkid — or superheroes using Hostess cakes to foil criminal activity. No matter who lost, we won, however, because Vanilla Pudding Pies were the shit. Of course, now we know that if the average super villain was serious about destroying the supply of Hostess Ding Dongs and Twinkies, they should have gotten their MBA. So why not make this current event the basis of Justice League ? Have the ruler of Apokolips form an asset management company, buy Hostess, and loot it from the inside via perfectly legal tricks like destroying the employee fund. Thrill to the helplessness of the Justice League as they fail to convince a bankruptcy court that not only should Hostess employees get to keep their pensions, but that Darkseid is planning to destroy the universe. Darkseid could even run for president, citing his business acumen as proof of competence and rendering Superman painfully impotent as cable news channels constantly demand to see his Kryptonian birth certificate. Far-fetched? Hell yes, but no more so than the idea that unions are a force more evil than the Legion of Doom. So what would you like to see in the Justice League movie? Sound off in comments. Ross Lincoln is a LA-based freelance writer from Oklahoma with an unhealthy obsession with comics, movies, video games, ancient history, Gore Vidal, and wine. READ MORE: DC’s Competitive Darkseid? Reported ‘Justice League’ Villain Inspired ‘Avengers 2’ Bad Guy Follow Ross A. Lincoln on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
There’s a new Sheriff on Wall Street , and she’s not going to take any bull from the shady CEO’s that have been ripping us off! According to The Huffington Post , Senator Warren’s seat win means she’ll rule and regulate the same people that spent millions to campaign against her: Nearly two years after Wall Street waged a successful campaign to keep consumer advocate Elizabeth Warren from running the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the incoming senator will be tapped to serve on the Banking Committee, according to four sources familiar with the situation. It’s a victory for progressives who battled to win her a seat on the panel that oversees the implementation of Dodd-Frank and other banking regulations. Warren knocked out Republican Sen. Scott Brown of Massachusetts in the most expensive Senate contest of 2012, with Wall Street spending heavily to beat Warren, a former Harvard law professor. Sources also told HuffPost that Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) will be named to the panel. Warren’s ascension to the panel gives her influence over regulators and the industry that non-panel members don’t enjoy. Congratulations Senator Warren. Images via WENN
