Image via Theo Wargo/Getty Images Lil Xan Argues With Man In Food Court Lil Xan was caught on camera wildin’ out at Taco Bell inside Indianapolis’ Circle Centre Mall according to TMZ . There’s no context for what ran Xan hot, but clearly he wasn’t ready to SCRAP scrap. Some lady was pressed to call the cops, but it’s said that Xan and gang left the mall before the badges arrived. Looks like Xan is fully recovered from his hot cheetos overdose.
Source: Matt Cardy / Stringer / Getty First, we had #BBQBecky and now we have #PermitPatty, the latest white woman to not mind her business in California. When an 8-year-old girl was selling water bottles outside of her mother’s home in San Francisco, this strange woman decided to call the cops. Why? Because the little girl didn’t have a permit. Even worse, when she realized she could become the next Twitter meme, she attempts to hide from the cameras. So my little cousin was selling water and didn't have a permit so this lady decided to call the cops on an 8 year old. #PermitPatty pic.twitter.com/SiL61pnAgl — Raj (@_ethiopiangold) June 23, 2018 So of course, Twitter is having a field day with her anyway. She’s been given the nickname #PermitPatty and the online roasts have been hilarious. Hit the flip for more.
Dove Cameron is a cutie, so to see her trying to be a fashion model is extra cute. It’s always fun to pretend. Sometimes, I pretend to be a doctor and give the ladies free breasts exams. Usually, they threaten to call the cops, but most of the time I head to the strip club and make it rain, so it’s all good. Not every girl likes titty exams.
OK, so I know some of you out there don’t appreciate Bella Thorne and her hard work as much as me and the Little Tuna do… But I’m sorry, you guys are certifiably crazy if you look at these GIFs of Bella shaking her ass in a thong and decide to write me whiny emails complaining about our coverage instead of running to your nearest Starbucks bathroom to lock yourself in for a little private time. Speaking of which, I’d better go before these barista prudes call the cops on me again. I’m already on my 30th strike. » view all 12 photos
I thought Ariel Winter only went topless for Instagram, but looks like I was wrong, because I just found this “classy” black-and-white shoot of Ariel taking her top off for Self Magazine . And speaking of self, I think myself and the Little Tuna are going to need a little me time with these. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until those barista prudes call the cops. Whichever comes first.
You might want to just go ahead and take your pants off now, before you check out this new lingerie shoot from Norweigan hottie Frida Aasen . Because Frida’s hot enough to cause a full-scale pants meltdown if you’re not careful, and I don’t want to be held responsible for any damages caused to you or your pants region. So enjoy these pictures, and just make sure to exercise caution and take frequent breaks. Now if you’ll excuse me, apparently I have to put my pants back on and leave this Starbucks before they call the cops. » view all 12 photos
I’m 99% sure that these shots of Kendra Wilkinson doing pilates for the paps are staged. Because I know from experience that most gyms don’t allow you to bring in cameras and take pictures of their customers bending over… Even if you ask really nicely and offer to give them copies afterwards. They usually just threaten to call the cops and put your picture on a list. But staged or not, these shots definitely make for a great workout, so let’s not ask questions and just enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Dummy In Halloween Display Prompts Multiple Calls To Detroit Police Talk about shook ones! If you saw this in your neighbors yard, would you be concerned enough to call the cops? Via Fox News reports : Larethia Haddon said police showed up to her home Tuesday, the first day she placed a dummy face down in her front yard. Officer Jennifer Moreno told The Detroit News that officers came back to her house on Wednesday and Thursday. “We received one call each about the dummy on the sixth, seventh and eighth,” Moreno said. “But as of Friday, the only call we received to Mendota was to check on the welfare of a 99-year-old woman.” Haddon said she puts the dummy face down in a different location of her yard every morning and watches the reactions from passers-by as she drinks her coffee. She says some have attempted CPR and “once they find out it’s a dummy, it’s so hilarious.” Haddon told the newspaper she used to live in Redford Township and would have emergency personnel show up almost every day. Haddon said the tradition started because her husband’s birthday is on Halloween. Haddon said she didn’t mean to offend anyone. “I’m trying to bring laughter to Detroit,” she said. “We really need it.” Detroit definitely deserves some laughs, but this might actually cause a few heart attacks! What do you think of the dummy idea? APImages
The last time I did a post on Amy-Jane Brand , I warned you guys that the blonde bombshell was so hot, she’d blow your pants off. So if you’re smart like me, you should’ve already removed your pants ahead of time as soon as you saw we had new pictures of her. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to leave this Starbucks before they call the cops, but for more Amy-Jane hotness, just head here . Continue reading →
