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Ariel Winter Is Topless For Self

I thought Ariel Winter only went topless for Instagram, but looks like I was wrong, because I just found this “classy” black-and-white shoot of Ariel taking her top off for Self Magazine . And speaking of self, I think myself and the Little Tuna are going to need a little me time with these. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until those barista prudes call the cops. Whichever comes first.

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Irina Shayk Gets Naked For Some Magazine

I have no clue what Figaro Magazine is, and I don’t care. I’m just really glad I didn’t miss these shots of Irina Shayk getting naked for their latest issue. And actually, seeing these just gave me a great idea. No, not to lock myself in a Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds. I meant starting my own phoney magazine to get Irina to strip down for me too. Hey, if these guys can do it, why can’t I? Wish me luck! » view all 13 photos

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Kelly Brook Busts Out The Goods

Here is Kelly Brook rockin’ the Look fashion show with some mega cleavage and 80′s big hair. Even though there is nothing sexy about the 80′s, Kelly makes me want to dust off my old Warrant CD and play a little Cherry Pie. That said, time for me to lock myself in my room and do some head banging, if you know what I mean…