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Perrie Edwards Topless of the Day

Here’s some Perry Ellis, the iconic hipster brand, to celebrate fashion and the life of Kate Spade who I guess couldn’t handle her purses being sold at Marshalls.. Kate Spade hung herself with a scarf in her very expensive apartment because she’s rich….She was David Spade’s sister in law, she married his rich brother and she’s dead… I am sure you really care about that news, while staring at some Perrie Edwards tits, who I just assumed was Perry Ellis when I read the title but that has her own identity…same initials…different vagina… As it turns out, Perrie Edwards is from “Little Mix”, some pop band of sluts you want to fuck….so take it in….perverts. Who is Perrie Edwards ??

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Brittany Daniel’s Booty Is Making A Comeback

Apparently they’re making another Joe Dirt movie, and while you might think that’s only good news for whoever relies on David Spade for a paycheck, turns out there’s another reason to get excited about the sequel: Brittany Daniel . Because thanks to these behind-the-scenes shots, we just learned that the forgotten hottie is back to reprise her role as… a hot chick in Daisy Dukes and a tight t-shirt. Sweet. That was always my favorite character. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Grown Ups 2 Trailer: Shaq is Arresting

Shaquille O’Neal shows up in the first  Grown Ups 2  trailer . See if you can spot him (spot the 7 feet-tall basketball player amongst the tiny comedians? Impossible!): Grown Ups 2 With the success of 2010’s  Grown Ups , Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, and David Spade, the four comedians are returning for more. This time, the quartet is joined by a star-studded cast including the aforementioned Shaq, Taylor Lautner , Salma Hayek, Andy Samberg, and Taran Killam. The story follows Sandler’s character as he moves his family back to his home town to raise his kids in a more peaceful environment. Clearly from the trailer, it’s not quite as peaceful as he remembered. Grown Ups 2 will premiere July 12.

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David Spade is Not Ace Ventura!- Hollywood.TV

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Hollywood.TV is your source for all the latest celebrity news, gossip and videos of your favorite stars! bit.ly – Click to Subscribe! Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! David Spade, ‘Joe Dirt’, was spotted leaving after dinner at STK in Hollywood. After being asked about Ace Ventura, David reminds us that’s another actor! Not sure if David Misunderstood the cameraman, or if the cameraman needs to catch up on his movies! Hollywood.TV is one of the top celebrity news providers in the world. Since 2008, Hollywood.TV has been bringing all the latest celebrity news, interviews, gossip, and candid videos to viewers all over the world. HTV is on the job 24/7, and at all the best festivals from Sundance to Coachella, as well as on the streets every day to cover the hottest celebs in Hollywood, New York, and Miami. Hollywood.TV is currently the third most viewed reporter channel on www.youtube.com YouTube with almost 400 million views, and our footage is seen worldwide! Tune in daily for all the latest Hollywood news on www.hollywood.tv and http like us on Facebook!

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Erin Heatherton’s in a Cheerleading Outfit of the Day

Adam Sandler has pretty much won the fucking lottery. He can’t act. His shit is boring. I never liked it, even when I tried to like it but his company Happy Madison makes money, gets funding, and makes a lot of stupid fucking movies, that make him more money, but more importantly where he casts models to be in the shit, cuz why the fuck not, might as well give his garbage script something worth looking at…. They are filming Grown Ups 2….cuz Grown Ups wasn’t enough humiliation for David Spade, Chris Rock and that Mall Cop dude….and there is a scene where Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton gets into a cheerleading outfit and there’s pretty much nothing wrong with that…. This is a preview…if you like models in cheerleading costumes…because really, who doesn’t…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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David Spade Still Lands Hot Pussy of the Day

The lesson we can all pull from David Spade is that if you are a midget, dwarf, troll of a person…who everyone laughed at their little boy stature their entire life…get into entertainment, cuz the second you get on TV or in the movies for being the little weasel of a person that everyone laughs at, you will land some of the hottest pussy available to man….it’s just how girls work…they get excited at the fact that they have the chance to fuck older famous dudes…it’s a great story to tell their friends when they ask about how “LA is treating them”…. You know how it is….you know cuz you’re the kinda guy everyone laughs at who wasn’t resourceful enough to get a fucking job in entertainment…and now you’re stuck chronic masturbationing.

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David Spade’s Hot Tits of the Day

He’s always been dainty and petite, so it’s only natural that they make him the woman that he is…I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t care that this is David Spade because you always thought he was a woman playing a man….you know like his twin sister Ellen….and I have a feeling at least one of you is going to because you like cock attached to the tits you’re jerking off to, tranny love is your dirty little secret….and I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t is too drunk to realize this is David Spade and not some old hooker with great tits…because that person is me….

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Celeb Stories with Norm & Nick the Gas Station Guys

Filed under: David Spade , TMZ TV David Spade’s car wreck — just one of the great celebrity tales from our awesome special guests … Norm and his son Nick … who run a legendary Sunset Blvd. gas station. Top ‘er off guys!!! Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local listings! Read more

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‘Grown Ups’: The Reviews Are In!

Most critics think Adam Sandler and the gang need to step the maturity level up a notch. By Eric Ditzian David Spade and Adam Sandler in “Grown Ups” Photo: Sony Pictures “Grown Ups” only arrived in theaters Friday (June 25), but we’ve seen this all before: Adam Sandler fully embodying his schlubby-jokester shtick, surrounded by friends from his “Saturday Night Live” days and his earlier films, under the direction of a guy who’s helmed no less than five Sandler flicks (with a sixth just wrapped and a seventh already in the works). By this point, 15 years after “Billy Madison” and as Sandler has matured from frenetic man-child to fatherly do-gooder, you either embrace what the crew delivers to the big screen or your don’t — and when it comes to “Grown Ups,” most critics seem to find they don’t. Yet the film is on track to reel in between $30 million and $40 million this weekend, so clearly there’s a wide divide between reviewers and the moviegoing public they seek to inform. What will you think about this film that has Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade and Rob Schneider meeting up at a childhood lake house to rediscover the youthful enthusiasm they’ve lost over the years? The only way to find out, of course, is to hit the theaters. And before you do, here is what the critics have to say. “What kept me laughing is the genuine camaraderie among Sandler’s posse, the way they almost play themselves that perfectly suits this slim material,” wrote Steve Persall of the St. Petersburg Times. “Their conversations as characters sound like smack talk among one-upping pals, with nothing off-limits. Often when comedian buddies make movies together, the results are terribly inside jokes, not the least of which is that they’re being paid to loaf. ‘Grown Ups’ lets us in on that gag, and occasionally makes it work.” There’s no doubting there are laughs to be had in the film, but Michael Phillips of the Chicago Tribune was left wishing the laughs had come more often. “I love to laugh, loud and long and clear, just like Ed Wynn in ‘Mary Poppins,’ ” he wrote. “It’s just that ‘Grown Ups’ director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Sandler collaborator, is such a dang lunkhead when it comes to slapstick. On the crudest possible level he lands the punch lines often enough to please the folks and make the money, so there’s no fiscal incentive for him to change a thing about his directorial approach to anything, really. But if he ever learns to sustain a shot and build a joke visually within the frame, rather than slamming it together in the edit, he’ll give us better comedies. I guar-an-tee it.” Of the five men, though, perhaps the most consistently laugh-inducing is Schneider. As the Los Angeles Times ‘ Betsy Sharkey said, “The surprise of the movie, and there aren’t many, is Schneider. He plays completely against type as a New Age philosopher-massage therapist in a May-December relationship where he’s May and the most sensitive, restrained one of the bunch with nary a cutting remark. Except for the very bad toupee, the whole renaissance man thing is a good look on Schneider, though it also means he bears the brunt of the good humor boys.” “Say this for ‘Grown Ups’: Its heart is in the right place,” said Scott Bowles of the USA Today. “The actors seem genuinely fond of one another, and the message — don’t pass up life’s simple pleasures — suits its PG-13 rating. And the ’80s soundtrack is spot-on. But it isn’t enough to salvage this film. By the time we reach the finale (though it has a nice twist), it feels as if it’s time to pack your bags and head home. Sandler may still have a hit on his hands. The actor’s fans are as rabid as any, and he continues to churn out blockbusters, ‘Funny People’ notwithstanding. But if Sandler hopes to win over new fans, he may want to cork the scatological humor and let it age a bit.” We’ll give Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times the final word: ” ‘Grown Ups’ is a pleasant, genial, good-hearted, sometimes icky comedy that’s like spending a weekend with well-meaning people you don’t want to see again any time real soon. They’re the kind of people where, in the car driving home, you ask, ‘What was that all about?’ Try to imagine the Three Stooges slapping each other’s faces with dehydrated reconstituted bananas. No, really.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Grown Ups.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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Jersey Shore Pigs Go to an Event of the Day

Despite being very gross looking, these Jersey shore cunts are really living the life…you know it takes a real celebrity to get invited to a movie premiere for a movie that should be straight to fucking video and 3/4 of the cast know it, but also realize the public are idiots and will still go see it cuz their favorite funny people are in the shit, I mean other than Kevin James and David Spade, but you get what I am saying here….just last year Snooki and J Woww were waiting in line at malls to see this crap and now their sloppy pig bodies are doing the red carpet with their sloppy pig tits…and I guess that mean’s they’ve made it and really I am not hating on them…cuz they’ve figured this shit out far better than I have… Pics via Fame

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