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Ashley Tisdale Slutty of the Day

Does looking at Ashley Tisdale give you a High School Music in your pants? Should we be calling the police because you’re staring at some 35 year old who played a 16 year old, in the dumbest phenomenon to ever happen in pop culture… Are you happy to revisit her in grainy pics of her in bikini bottoms, doing some catalog style pictures for whatever the fuck this is for, showing off her untoned midsection because she’s fucking old and less tight then she was when she was trying to trick you into thinking she was 16…and getting paid a lot to make you think she was 17… Does any of this really matter? Who are we and what have we become to think this is worth our fucking time. Garbage…in a bikini…is still garbage…even if it’s in a bikini….

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Perrie Edwards Topless of the Day

Here’s some Perry Ellis, the iconic hipster brand, to celebrate fashion and the life of Kate Spade who I guess couldn’t handle her purses being sold at Marshalls.. Kate Spade hung herself with a scarf in her very expensive apartment because she’s rich….She was David Spade’s sister in law, she married his rich brother and she’s dead… I am sure you really care about that news, while staring at some Perrie Edwards tits, who I just assumed was Perry Ellis when I read the title but that has her own identity…same initials…different vagina… As it turns out, Perrie Edwards is from “Little Mix”, some pop band of sluts you want to fuck….so take it in….perverts. Who is Perrie Edwards ??

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Emily O’Hara is the Page 3 Glamour Model of the Day

A day is not a day unless it involves staring at some Glamour model tits and mocking them for having daddy issues, craving male attention, not being hot enough to be actual models all while celebrating the fact that they get paid to show their titties, and inspire busty girls to follow in their footsteps, because it leads to the good life, keeping a steady flow of titties for photoshoots available for my jerking off, it’s the circle of life… Her name is Emily O’Hara and she’s boring as fuck for Page 3 in this ghetto shoot, but you know what…she’s topless….cuz that’s what she fucking does. She’s got it all figured out…

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Jessica Simpson’s Big Old Mom Tits of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from…they all kind of blend and blur into each other…into an awkward pile of useless shit that occupies my brain….when really I should be focusing on other things that are more important…like getting girls to send me nude pictures…see cuz staring at some pregnant ex-popstar….all weathered is barely fun, stimulating or entertaining even when she’s pushing up her milk-filled tits intensely for us all to care about her for the final few months of her career….you know cuz she’s all proud that she has an explanation for her over eating and fatness she’ll never bounce back from…and she wants all the men in the world to recognize….and appreciate….so here’s her soon to be mom tits…cuz you weirdos are into this shit…and I guess so am I….except for the whole being built like a fucking school bus part…that her tits allow me to divert focus from…

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Aubrey O’Day’s Sweet Birthday Boobies

Aubrey O’day isn’t exactly known for her fashion sense so this stupid looking dress she’s wearing at her birthday party shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. But I doubt any of us are really looking at her dress, our eyes are all locked on that beautiful face of hers. I’m just kidding, she’s quite ugly, but there’s no reason to be ashamed of staring at some big tanned cleavage. Enjoy.