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Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day

Speaking of retard face…. Here’s barely relevant Nina Agdal posing in fully nude instagram pictures, because getting naked is how you get noticed….especially on social media where everyone seems to be getting naked. There was a time when girls, even models, would hold out on getting naked, they would just cock tease the fuck out of dudes for a long time, which made them seem much hotter than they were, then they’d get offered a movie role or Playboy cover for 100,000 dollars or more, and the world freaked the fuck out… That doesn’t exist anymore, I think the last big Payout playboy made for a nude model with Kim K, who was already available in video getting fucked…a move that made no sense and that may be why they are struggling… But since then, we’ve all realized…that if you tell a girl, any girl it is art, or for instagram fame, they’ll be spread open, so long as they aren’t masturbating or getting fucked…that’s the fine line of porn and fame-whoring.. Either way, I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is pretty close to irrelevance, so crying for attention like instagram models makes perfect sense… The post Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day

Speaking of retard face…. Here’s barely relevant Nina Agdal posing in fully nude instagram pictures, because getting naked is how you get noticed….especially on social media where everyone seems to be getting naked. There was a time when girls, even models, would hold out on getting naked, they would just cock tease the fuck out of dudes for a long time, which made them seem much hotter than they were, then they’d get offered a movie role or Playboy cover for 100,000 dollars or more, and the world freaked the fuck out… That doesn’t exist anymore, I think the last big Payout playboy made for a nude model with Kim K, who was already available in video getting fucked…a move that made no sense and that may be why they are struggling… But since then, we’ve all realized…that if you tell a girl, any girl it is art, or for instagram fame, they’ll be spread open, so long as they aren’t masturbating or getting fucked…that’s the fine line of porn and fame-whoring.. Either way, I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is pretty close to irrelevance, so crying for attention like instagram models makes perfect sense… The post Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy

I think we can all agree….that nothing Jennifer Lawrence does will ever be as interesting as her “hacked”…or “leaked”…pics that came out around this time last year….They featured her tits, rumored asshole, hot pink pussy lips and even a facial… There is no movie, magazine, appearance that the young multi-millionaire…with her Academy Award nominations will do that will ever be quite as good…even if in 10 years, when she’s forgotten, but just some rich woman who once made movies, and she revisited the nudes…it wouldn’t be as amazing as when she was 23…and didn’t want the pics seen… So in some ways she’s peaked, in other ways, she’s just getting started with the whole keep on winning awards because apparently, despite her whining, she’s the only bitch who knows how to act or is worthy of being in movies…I don’t know why…but it is what it is…let’s call Hollywood predictable, insular, consistent in the shit they make.. That said, she’s in Vogue talking about how fat Amy Schumer is but how funny their potty humor, target women, going to make them both billionaires, because they are it girls together…she’s also talking about all the other awkward, overly honest, shitty herself type stories…and most interesting complaining about men making more money than her…while showing off that she can make a horse buck. I never found her hot…but not I find her hot…all it took was asshole, proving my theory that asshole pics save, if having my respect is considered being saved…I have a feeling it doesn’t… The post Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy

I think we can all agree….that nothing Jennifer Lawrence does will ever be as interesting as her “hacked”…or “leaked”…pics that came out around this time last year….They featured her tits, rumored asshole, hot pink pussy lips and even a facial… There is no movie, magazine, appearance that the young multi-millionaire…with her Academy Award nominations will do that will ever be quite as good…even if in 10 years, when she’s forgotten, but just some rich woman who once made movies, and she revisited the nudes…it wouldn’t be as amazing as when she was 23…and didn’t want the pics seen… So in some ways she’s peaked, in other ways, she’s just getting started with the whole keep on winning awards because apparently, despite her whining, she’s the only bitch who knows how to act or is worthy of being in movies…I don’t know why…but it is what it is…let’s call Hollywood predictable, insular, consistent in the shit they make.. That said, she’s in Vogue talking about how fat Amy Schumer is but how funny their potty humor, target women, going to make them both billionaires, because they are it girls together…she’s also talking about all the other awkward, overly honest, shitty herself type stories…and most interesting complaining about men making more money than her…while showing off that she can make a horse buck. I never found her hot…but not I find her hot…all it took was asshole, proving my theory that asshole pics save, if having my respect is considered being saved…I have a feeling it doesn’t… The post Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day

I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie… Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Shirt of the Day

I figure no pictures of Jennifer Lawrence really matter after seeing Jennifer Lawrence completely naked in her selfies…something that actually made me respect her as being something I would want to have sex with, rather than for being some annoying, quirky, hollywood starlet who keeps winning awards, despite being boring, uninteresting or even cute… But those nudes, that shit put her on the map…not the Academy awards, the millions of dollars, all for her being celebrated as some star….those nudes…are her best work and all that really matter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence in Shorts of the Day

Everyone was so upset when Jennifer Lawrence had her phone hacked, something we will never know if it was actually staged as part of a massive PR stunt to get everyone to know who Jennifer Lawrence is, because she’s not marketed heavy enough…or to even rebrand her as a girl who takes tit pics, like every fucking girl in the world….all because she’s America’s sweetheart…quirky and cute and funny and winning awards because she’s managed to make herself out to be seen as some kind of talent….when everyone knows acting is 90 percent your marketing and 10 percent your willingness to be an asshole in front of a group of people for a lot of money without thinking you are an asshole…because they’ve pawned you right… But the reality is, her tit pics were the best she has ever looked. Her tits were awesome and for once, I could see her as something I wanted to fuck, I could understand the hype around her a little bit and I thought she was more fun than I thought she was…because girls everywhere like to fuck, they like guys jerking off to them, and Jennifer Lawrence is not immune to that…she’s right up in there…. I don’t believe she should feel violated. I do believe she should never wear a shirt again…even if the paparazzi pics of her make her look like the dump I thought she was before seeing her tits. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Matt Damon on House of Lies: Eff George Clooney!

Matt Damon took over Jimmy Kimmel Live last week. This Sunday, meanwhile, he will make his hilarious presence felt on House of Lies . Look for the awesome actor to guest star on the Showtime hit as an extreme version of himself, reuniting with Ocean’s Eleven costar Don Cheadle and enlisting his character of Marty to find him a charitable sponsor. For what reason? As Damon explains below, because he’s sick of George Clooney winning awards just because he gets involved here and there with Darfur. Screw that guy, Damon says! Watch for yourself: Matt Damon House of Lies Cameo

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