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Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Cher is 70 years old…so I guess in some respects, we should thank Marc Jacobs and his creative directors for putting her in a dress, covering up whatever the fuck a 70 year old Cher’s body may look like….to allow us to focus on her pulled back, demon face…because it is creepier this way…like an old photograph of some evil looking woman in the 1800s who died in your family farm house if you lived in a Horror movie…and in a lot of ways I am sure you do, because I know I do… But the truth is, that 20 years ago, when she was 50, and did that video of her in a thong and sheer hosiery, her disgusting not quite as old as she is now, but still old as fuck body…was something I jerked off to…but in my defence, I didn’t have internet then and music videos were the only option…because I definitely didn’t find Cher hot, but like my entire sex life, I took what I could get… Either way, weird use of Cher… The post Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Selfie Pose of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus took a few wig wearing selfies, in what is one of those standard selfie poses, chin relaxed and aimed upwards, mouth half opened, lips pouted…in what reminds me of sex, but only because of her half open eyes, because that’s just the kind of sex I’ve had…we call it “half dead”…but not dead enough to be considered a necrophiliac…but dead enough to be considered a rapist if you’re a feminist, and a “grey area” rapist…if you’re a normal person… That said, she’s in wigs, doing some tranny things, topless and in tank top, with some titties…all being weird with zit cream…and there’s a fetish in here…because I want to lick whatever this is…but in my defence I’m a Miley fan…I think whatever she is doing…is good. The post Miley Cyrus Selfie Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rumer Willis and Demi Moore Dressed the Same of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a fetish in this…and there is a nightmare in this… Dudes historically love Mom/Daughter sex….I know dudes who have been in situations where they were either dating the mom and fucked the daughter…or vice versa…I do not know people who have fucked mom and daughter at the same time, but I do know they make porn about that…so mom daughter is a thing….whether it is Demi or Rumer…or your neighbors…it’s got an element of hot and naughty… I guess it just depends on who you are, how weird you are, or how much of a Demi Moore fan you are, because you fell in love with her in ghost, or Striptease and haven’t been able to move on from it because that’s what being a socially awkward loser in his 40s is all about… But the fact is that even with all her plastic surgery, mom trying to be daughter, dressed like daughter, jealous of daughter because she fears aging thanks to being a hollywood twat…is not hot…it is creepy…and probably something you can find in your hometown via Yoga Pants. What this is missing is less clothes…but more importanlty…more spread asshole…cuz I prefer comparing mom/daughter genitals over matching outfits…call me weird…because I am… Here’s some Rumer Ass… The post Rumer Willis and Demi Moore Dressed the Same of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is The Best Ever of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is a delicate flower from Pop Culture heaven who has graced the world with the polar opposite of everything she was when in contract with Disney…including but not limited to being topless as often as possible…because high as often as possible…because either she’s a broken girl…which is possible, all child stars are…or she’s a calculated puppet designed to connect to the market…because some marketing execs spent a year analyzing tumblr…and sitting in focus groups of angsty teens…. She is a caricature of what the market is…she reminds me of 80 percent of the girls on Tinder who claim to be weird..and crazy…when really it’s just the new Gap…and I’m into it..because I get to see tits…and open minded hipster chicks…who aren’t really hipsters since this is the mainstream…and these girls are from normal families, this is just the trend, and really they let me bang them better than girls back in the day would…I’m talking Anal..so sign me up… Here she is doing My Neck / My Back ….in video….real bad video… Who Shot this shit… The post Miley Cyrus is The Best Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie… Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cailin Russo is not a friend of the site, but she should be, because I write such nice things about her and her father who was in a punk band in the 90s, who toured Warped tour and probably was one of those dudes who toured Warped tour in your hometown who fucked your high school girlfriend…because girls love guys in bands…and who probably didn’t use condoms…assumng that at 16 girls can’t get pregnant…producuing this magical creature who has decided to be a model…who’s claim to fame is kissing Beiber in a music video..and who has since turned to nude modeling to get noticed…because no one cares about the girl who kissed Beiber, they would be more into the girl who Killed Beiber…..and more importantly..because nude modeling is all that fucking matters….but even that doesn’t matter…I mean we don’t care about much as a society…everything is surface and for show with no substance…and people who are actually doing things of substance we don’t even notice…but we do seem to pay attention to a lot of idiots…at least for two seconds it takes to see their tits…weird. The post Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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