Movieline’s Louis Virtel returns to the YouTube frontier this week with his second installment of Verbal Vogueing , the Web series that combines close cultural reads with all the hashtag hilarity one can reasonably stand. In this episode, join Louis on an expedition through the dizzying effluvia of Glee , Jersey Shore , and a must-watch lightning round of #OscarWinningDragQueens. It is what it sounds like — which is to say, ready for your own submissions in the comments and very, very NSFW.
To top off this day of Elizabeth Taylor commemoration, here are four final videos where Hollywood’s finest stepped out to honor the brazen screen star. The toasting celebs range from Taylor’s costars and close personal friends to the class of modern stars she inspired. Yes, some moonwalking sneaks into the fun.
Guys, you aren’t going to believe this. A former publicist for the Golden Globes has filed a $2 million lawsuit against the Hollywood Foreign Press Association alleging payola in connection with the awards ceremony . Gasp! (Insert Casablanca reference here.) Michael Russell, who represented the Golden Globes for years as its lead publicist, alleges that he was fired from his position last year because he asked the HFPA to stop with their alleged shady shenanigans. Allegedly. Ahead, Movieline weighs in on the winners and losers of this new litigation.
Christy Turlington looks like she was attacked by her plastic surgeon which I guess makes sense since she made a name for herself as a model you jerked off to and now she’s in her 40s, something I am sure is harder for models who have only been valued for their looks all their lives, to come to terms with, not that I care about the emotional struggles of a bitch with more money than she deserves for being hot, I only care about the emotional struggles of a bitch who is at rock bottom from either addiction, failure, low self esteem, cuz they actually put out…..I’m talking ex-strippers or ex hookers or the bitches I meet at the battered women group therapy sessions…this ex-model turmoil is boring and obnxious as fuck….but here she is getting work in her underwear cuz she’s still holdin’ on as hard as she can to never admit she’s done.
This looks like some fucked up McDonald’s character they are introducing to 65 year old men who used to jerk off to Cher in the 70s. You know some throwback “where are they now” jerkoff material to increase sales in double big macs because it is the sandwich that most resembles her pussy, or maybe it is just Cher doing what she can to get noticed in what may be her final tour as a joke of a person who can dress in lingerie despite being old enough to be a grandmother provided her kid didn’t trade her pussy in for a dick….In a lot of ways this is disgusting, sad, comical and erotic all at the same time….and I guess it’s nice to see Christina Aguilera’s whore behavior following her den mother’s lead….and I guess all these stunts are to promote their shitty movie…and I guess it’s working since I know they are in a shitty movie….here are the pics…
I am lazy. I don’t really feel like writing my useless commentary on this. You all have eyes. You all know how so vile it’s amazing this is. I mean this is the closest thing you can get to jerking off to necrophilia fetishes without actually jerking off to autopsy pics. Not to mention, the whole idea of a 60 year old wearing sheer bras to events and nothing else is on some kind of level of genius my words just couldn’t express. I am mesmorized, confused, aroused, scared adn disgusted all at the same time. This picture is more than just a nipple. It’s got so much more depth than that.
Filed under: Cher , Christina Aguilera , Fashion Cher , 64, made sure It was a starry, starry night at the ” Burlesque ” premiere in Madrid last night … thanks to a very see thru top. Christina Aguilera kept things under wraps and just let Cher shine. Read more