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Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy

So Cher is 70 years old…so I guess in some respects, we should thank Marc Jacobs and his creative directors for putting her in a dress, covering up whatever the fuck a 70 year old Cher’s body may look like….to allow us to focus on her pulled back, demon face…because it is creepier this way…like an old photograph of some evil looking woman in the 1800s who died in your family farm house if you lived in a Horror movie…and in a lot of ways I am sure you do, because I know I do… But the truth is, that 20 years ago, when she was 50, and did that video of her in a thong and sheer hosiery, her disgusting not quite as old as she is now, but still old as fuck body…was something I jerked off to…but in my defence, I didn’t have internet then and music videos were the only option…because I definitely didn’t find Cher hot, but like my entire sex life, I took what I could get… Either way, weird use of Cher… The post Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Models in the Rain of the Day

I don’t know who any of these models are….I don’t know who Remi Kozdra and Kasia Baczulis, the people who shot thes pictures are,, I just know their names are Irma, Klaudia, Magda, Marie, and Val….and they are naked, and half naked in the rain…for what I think is an awesome concept for a shoot…especially when you have half named, Eastern European sounding girls to deliver on it…. It’s like I always say, America is so fixated on this expensive, celebrity girls, who you can never fuck, under any circumstance…you know that aren’t even that hot…when Eastern Europe and Russia have hundreds of thousands of girls who are amazing, that will marry you for a green card, and you’d have to be an idiot to not go where you can actually cash out….. All this to say, you’re lusting after the wrong people…..Go Communist…and win…..

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Chelsea Handler Chillin’ With her Boombox of the Day

Here’s a little Chelsea Handler showing off her fake tits because it gets people talking about her in a time when she needs people talking about her…reverting back to her old tricks of trying to get people talking about her…back when she first started out…only to come across as old and desperate no matter what cause she’s attaching to herself….not that I ever complain when tits are brought out at any party….I encourage this behavior…and I guess I think this tit pic of Chelsea Handler is her best work, because she’s posing with an artifact from when showing her tits actually mattered…and when showing her tits was special…and people cared…you know straight 1989 motherfuckers…cuz this thing is OLD…even if her tits aren’t quite as old… Either way, keep up the good comedy…

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