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Vanessa Hudgens Ass in Bike Shorts of the Day

Here’s some Vanessa Hudgens in bike shorts, because that’s the style now, people wear them out to fancy events, Kanye and his clothing company take credit for it, but it’s really just bullshit, bike shorts have been around forever, I mean every weekend I see a crew of Jewish Orthodontists ride by like clockwork for the last 18 years in bike shorts… Back when sexuality was a thing, I used to call people gayer than Bicycle shorts, because bike shorts are pretty gay, I mean how much speed and comfort is it providing these weekend warriors…it’s not like they are riding to Tour De France…but I am not allowed to say gay now, it’s against the law, a hate crime….Not to mention, when they are on girls, they are hot, even old timers like Vanessa Hudgens….who may be best known as a girl who leaked her nudes, thick bush out, claiming to be barely 18…but she was also on Disney’s High School musical and is now whatever the fuck a bike short wearing girl in public is…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Ass in Bike Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Aldridge is Day 2 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the DAy

Christmas is happening, right before our very eyes, like clockwork….and LOVE MAGAZINE does an advent calendar to celebrate that…I guess because they are Christian, or clever enough to realize that if they recruit all the hottest models to participate in something like Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, in panties and dancing….like Day 2′s Lily Aldridge of being married to a rockstar fame that turned into Victoria’s Secret fame….in what I like to think is her best work, because I believe in the Christmas miracle, and the Christmas spirt, even when it is shat on by corporations, and the spirit is designed to sell merchandise to close out the year in strong sales numbers….because I know that with the holidays comes sad and lonely people looking for love I can take advantage of….here’s Day 2…

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MTV Movie Awards of the Day

When you are in your 40s. MTV and their bullshit awards that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, just don’t matter, but they still happen, like clockwork, because there is a lot of money on the line…it’s great place for brands and movie studios to advertise, and send their talent to appear at, you know it reaches the younger audience…who still watch MTV…and I guess when you’re starved for attention, or into making money off fame, because with fame comes money, it was the place to be last night…and we’ve got all the pics…even if it looks more like a fucking nightmare to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini TUMBLR Pics of the Day

Celebs are beating us to the punch by posting / releasing their own bikini pics…and by us I mean lazy pervert bloggers who don’t produce our own content but instead post pictures other people take of bitches with big fucking tits who I think should retire and have a family…but won’t because she’s finally made it to a place where people care about her big tits…it only took her a decade to do it…. Not that Kelly Brook is an actual celeb….but she is a big titty bitch who has had sex with celebs….who has been trying to be famous as long as she can rememember and is at her peak….even though she’s on a decline…

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RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Dick Clark Edition of the Day

Don’t worry people….Dick Clark isn’t dead….They just want you to think he is…..He has just given up this body now that his clone body in the form of Ryan Seacrest can fully accept his soul….. I get that you’d be nervous cuz if you’re like me….Dick Clark was a leader, perpetually ringing in the New Year like clockwork…because I guess it was clockwork….The guy was an offensive host…. filled with boyish good looks…..even into his 80s….and he did it in a way that didn’t make us wish he was dead…like we do with his new host body…. His last body was 82..luckily he is eternal….unfortunately….Ryan Seacrest was into this idea cuz he loves “Dick”…..

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