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Behati Prinsloo in Underwear for GQ of the Day

Every time I look at Behati Prinsloo I see Adam Levine up inside her, tainting her groupie immigrant model groupie pussy….even if they are in “real love” and getting married. I don’t know what it is about Adam Levine that makes me hate him, I guess because he’s always on the radio polluting my motherfucking life…coupled with not being a girl who thinks he’s so dreamy…cuz every single girl I ever talk to thinks he’s amazing and that this Behati is lucky… So even in her lingerie, or bikinis, or whatever this GQ shit is, I just see Adam Levine’s face where her face is and it’s really fucking with my boner.

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Miley Cyrus’ Dress Is On Backwards

So it’s not quite the bikini pictures I was hoping for from Miley Cyrus , but at least it’s a start. Here’s Miley at Elton John’s Oscar party, I guess because she didn’t get invited to the main event. But she shouldn’t be too surprised about the snub considering the way she’s been dressing lately. I mean, how is anybody supposed to notice her talent if she keeps it covered up all the time? Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture Photos: WENN.com

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Taylor Swift Gives Us A Little Leg Action

For reasons I don’t entirely understand, Taylor Swift attended the Brit Award s last night, I guess because she’s still looking for a new boyfriend. And for reasons I definitely don’t understand, she went almost entirely covered up. Sure, I know there’s some nice leg action going on under there, but after the International Cleavage Tour we’ve been getting the past couple weeks, this is kinda disappointing. Hopefully Taylor brings it a little better at the next tour stop. » view all 30 photos Related Articles: Taylor Swift Unleashes The Cleavage Now That She’s Single Taylor Swift Swimsuit Pictures Taylor Momsen Drunk, Disorderly And Pantless Taylor Swift Gets Leggy For Christmas Photos: WENN.com

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Mackenzie From Rick’s Loves The Tuna

I haven’t been to New York in ages, but I think I might since I’m now a star at Rick’s Cabaret Gentlemen’s Club. Finally, 7 years of hard work pays off!!! Here is Mackenzie, one of the many lovely entertainers posing with my favorite canned fish. Doesn’t she remind you of Marisa Tomei in “The Wrestler”. Anyway, if you guys ever head to NY, make sure to visit Ricks’ and ask for The Tuna. I’m planning on having my new office set up in their VIP room. We’re in discussions….

Petra Nemcova Will Light You Up

Here’s forgotten hottie Petra Nemcova lighting the Empire State Building blue and yellow for charity. And she’s not the first either; Elizabeth Hurley did it a few weeks ago. I never realized before that it was a thing to get hot chicks to light up the Empire State Building. I guess because it’s not the tallest skyscraper in New York City anymore, it’s got to compensate for that somehow. Relax guys, this isn’t a building-measuring contest. » view all 30 photos Related Articles: Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Damn Ugly! Petra Nemcova’s Got Mega Cleavage Petra Nemcova Is Heavenly Petra Nemcova And Sean Penn? Photos: WENN.com

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Hilary Duff Goes Incognito

I know Hilary Duff ‘s been trying to go incognito recently, I guess because she’s still losing those last few pounds of baby weight. But this is overkill. If you really want to camouflage yourself in LA, you definitely don’t do it by wearing a gross ripped T-shirt and hiding your booty. That just draws more attention. Instead, you do it by wearing tight leggings, showing as much skin as possible, and getting a camera crew to follow your every move. Then you’ll blend right in, and no one will pay any attention to you. Trust me, Hilary. It worked for Kim Kardashian . Related Articles: Hilary Duff Gets Kissy Face On Twitter Hilary Duff’s Breasts Revealed!!! Hilary Duff Gets Sexy For Me Hilary Duff Works It Good Photos: Fameflynet

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Don’t Mess With Maria Menounos

Here’s Maria Menounous getting feisty with LL Cool J on the set of Extra , I guess because he’s a Yankees fan and she likes the Red Sox. Or maybe LL just got shut down trying to get to first base. Either way, remind me to never get on Maria’s bad side. She throws a mean right hook. Notice she didn’t try to punch Cynthia Nixon though . Probably because Maria knew she couldn’t take her. Smart girl. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: McKayla Maroney Teaches The Dougie Gymnast McKayla Maroney’s Teenage Legs Minka Kelly’s Body Is Just Spectacular I Want To Bang Minka Kelly Photos: WENN.com

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I Ate The Double Down

I tried my best to capture the experience in video, since words fail when it comes to KFC's newest sandwich . I hope this will keep you from eating it — consider it a PSA. Also, it cost $5.98 (including tax) when I bought mine in Brooklyn, and took forever to make, I guess because of the bacon. Or because to person who made it had to overcome so much revulsion. The Best Links: KFC’s Double Down Now A Reality Watch