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Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helena Christensen, the girl you jerked off to in the Chris Isaak’s video, I am pretty sure that was her… Well, she’s old as fuck, almost 50, maybe 50, I don’t fucking know. I just know she used to be a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s from Denmark, so she’s a Danish you KETO dieters on see all over social media can eat, I mean if you’re rich and famous….she apparently dated the INXS singer who auto-erotic asphyxiated himself like the people who killed Bourdain wanted you to think he did….when any seasoned Auto-Erotic asphyxiator would know to take a breath or release the tension on the belt before it was too late….she also has a kid with Norman Reedus…if that excites you….as it probably does cuz you’re a queer. Well, she’s in a bathing suit, doing her old VS modeling tricks, because when that’s all you really know and are trained to do…you just keep doing it until you hit the old folks home…it’s pretty much the same logic I put into updating this site…what the fuck else am I gonna do with my time…something productive? That makes me rich? Fuck that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey Being White in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halsey is really into telling the world that her dad is black because it gives her some angle, some cool factor, some justification as to why she smoked crack before sucking a DJs dick in an era where DJs are pop music and where they can give you careers…..if you play your dick sucking cards right. I think everything she does is white as fuck, making her the annoying kind of half breed who is culturally appropriating her own culture to have a storyline, purpose, hook, angle as she manipulates the world…but more importantly she has a fall back like “you’re racist” if anything goes wrong. Living the White Privilege, while exploiting the sufferings of the black people, and monetizing on it, for her personal gain, in what is fucking racist…but she’s half black so she can pull it off…. I’d like to see the paternity test is all I’m saying, a little ancestory.com…cuz I’m thinking this storyline is FAKE as fuck…if she was actually black she’d have no idea who her actual dad was….AM I RIGHT? Fucking white people ruining EVERYTHING…like always…even when they are half black.. That’s why when my good self hating black friend Sambo / Kaveriis (what kind of name is Kaveriis) who loves Trump and Hates Liberals, as he should…..wrote that he’s going back to black women – I said “your kids will thank you for keeping them pure…. Fucking white people RUIN everything…but apparently give little black girls Halsey a chance to suck dick to the top…or I guess post bikini pics of her ass…that she probably credits her SLAVE blood for. Garbage….but she is looking better than usual….good drug use can make for good bodies.. The post Halsey Being White in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Aniston Tits in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is Jennifer Aniston still hot? I don’t have the answers, or at least a logical quantifiable answer, because you’re all perverts who would fuck anything… You’ve been tainted by her hard nipples that have been shoved in your face for decades – giving you the illusion that they are tits you want in your mouth…because what tits don’t you want in your mout. It’s marketing, like McDonalds, showing you shit you don’t really want enough times for you to want it… Unfortunately for Aniston, no one wants it long enough to get her pregnant…cuz they dip before shit gets too real…because she must be the fucking worst… The Titty Exploit Continues….and may never end… The post Jennifer Aniston Tits in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily-Rose Depp in Vogue Russia of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily-Rose Depp is my favorite of the celebrity rich kids who are entitled as fuck and trying to find some higher, more interesting level of purpose, as artists or socialites in denial of their spoiled existence – because it is all they no… She is hardly like an Asia Argento, 90s rich kid from private schools, who had addictions and no fucking soul…playing the whole dark and edgy in a time when that was trendy…only to kill off Bourdain after blocking him on Instagram because she’s that kind of rich kid cunt.. While Lily Rose Depp is seemingly much sweeter, interesting, less broken and try hard…and for that…we celebrate her VOGUE SHOOT…a shoot I may have already posted by am posting again because I can’t get enough Lily Rose Depp..

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Alison Brie’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People seem to like Alison Brie and her cheesy ass..that is seemingly not that cheesy compared to all the fat chicks out there…but fit and in leggings…which could just be the leggings doing the talking and she may just have no ass at all…but since I don’t get to see these women on the street naked in their overly spandex outfits, I never get mad at fabrics that make their asses look appealing, tight, and somethign I’d chip a tooth on…I buy into the illusion like watching a David Copperfield stunt, because I like to believe the lie…I choose to believe the lie…it makes life a little warmer and sweeter and nicer to be in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty simple mathematical equation for you… Big Titty Published Once Model Kelly Rohrbach + Sex or Fake Sex To Hide His Homosexuality with Leonardo DiCaprio = Landing Baywatch Movie and leveraging that to a Vogue Spread…because now you fucking matter and all it took was a little fucking or the illusion of fucking… Make fucking fucking count girls…and be like this whore Kelly Rohrbach…in Vogue Beauty..lookin’ all big titty and modeling.. The post When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ballman: Nike’s 3,000 Ball Sculpture [PICS]

Posted on June 17, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Nike is continue to impress with their advertisement methods. This huge sculpture, which has been named Ballman, is made with almost 3,000 footballs suspended from steel wire ropes giving the illusion that it is floating in the air. It is located inside shopping centre in Johannesburg, South Africa.

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REVIEW: Ondine Captivates With Magic and Mastery

Posted on June 2, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Long before “glamour” was a word applied all too casually to movie stars and red-carpet gowns, it was a term used to denote an enchantment or spell, a cobwebby thing that could either lull a human being into a woozy dream state or suddenly make him feel fully and bracingly alive. Neil Jordan’s modern-day Irish fairy tale Ondine works that kind of glamour, at first offering us the illusion of pure, stolid ordinariness — to the point of being, quite literally, gray — only to shift, before our eyes, into something darkly glittering and spectacular. The magic of Ondine is all beneath the surface, a shimmery school of fish that you can never be fully sure you glimpsed, but whose existence you don’t for an instant doubt. Maybe all you see is a silvery flash, but that’s enough.

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Rihanna in Some See Thru Dress of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are rumors that Rihanna is fucking Justin Timberlake, which makes sense, because he was dating Jessica Biel and Rihanna fits that profile, you know, by lookin’ as close to a dude as possible without having a dick, because that would make Timberlake a fag, and despite his dance moves, fag is not something he wants people to think he is, so he’s strategic in the people he fucks. Rihanna slowly gets thicker and thicker and her hair gets more and more dyke or as Justin Timberlake likes to see it, more like a gay fag artist after a weekend of meth and all night anal sex parties, and she’s wearing some strategic see-thru dress that doesn’t show off her ass or cunt the way I would want it to, but gives the illusion that it does, and I guess that’s good enough, but all I see is a great tragedy

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