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Bebe Rexha Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bebe Rexha is old….and has been in the industry for over a decade…writing songs for actual celebs… She has been famous in her own skin, with her own name, making her own music for about 45 fucking minutes now….but she’s hopped on the shameless self promotion, tits out in a fancy bikini, riding that celebrity wave even though there’s not much substance to celebrity anymore, it’s all very flimsy and bullshit….posting the slutty selfies she probably used to hate seeing the people who used to sing her songs post…thinking the entire time that they were getting fame and money off her songs…and that she was best suited to perform her own music because she was the talent….pretty much the same story Lady Gaga has…songwriter turned popstar cuz their ugly asses couldn’t get a record deal despite being good enough to write songs for the hot talent of the time… Well, here she is doing bikini selfies, like the youth, riding fame she carved out for herself, but still compelled to post bikini selfies cuz bitches like being jerked off to. Especially when they have fat tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha Big Fat Tits of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering why successful songwriter turned singer named Bebe Rexha, who is 30, but many years ago fronted a Pete Wentz band, is getting noticed, it’s partially because she’s dialed into the scene, the industry, partially because fat old chicks are hype now, partially because she created this persona and knew the formula to produce crap people will share because they are idiots…drones…brainwashed…pretty much the same Gaga hustle but hopefully with less impact…you know keep the more impact than Gaga to her effect on all you can eat buffets and little wooden chairs at catered events….they aren’t sturdy… The key to her Albanian existence is her Albanian titties. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Big Fat Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helena Christensen, the girl you jerked off to in the Chris Isaak’s video, I am pretty sure that was her… Well, she’s old as fuck, almost 50, maybe 50, I don’t fucking know. I just know she used to be a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s from Denmark, so she’s a Danish you KETO dieters on see all over social media can eat, I mean if you’re rich and famous….she apparently dated the INXS singer who auto-erotic asphyxiated himself like the people who killed Bourdain wanted you to think he did….when any seasoned Auto-Erotic asphyxiator would know to take a breath or release the tension on the belt before it was too late….she also has a kid with Norman Reedus…if that excites you….as it probably does cuz you’re a queer. Well, she’s in a bathing suit, doing her old VS modeling tricks, because when that’s all you really know and are trained to do…you just keep doing it until you hit the old folks home…it’s pretty much the same logic I put into updating this site…what the fuck else am I gonna do with my time…something productive? That makes me rich? Fuck that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tove Lo Naughty Performance of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tove Lo is an artist people. She has a song that was really huge and that means she comes from a special place where artists come from…you know because commercial success is what actually defines artists..or maybe it’s what makes artist go over the top in their artistry so that people don’t discover they are actually just a bunch of posers, fame whores, trying to cash in…narcissists who love being stared at and watched….by people who pay to see them….dancing monkeys record labels use to cash in on…because it is a business after all…and real artists are usually too busy in basements, squatting, or in the jungle at some commune, or homeless on the street…to have the vanity needed to be a celebrity…so I call bullshit on Tove Lo…but support her attempt to trick the basic minded people into thinking she is art…by pulling out her tits…in concert…for kids…like a sex offender…because it’s just doing the Madonna 2.0….shock / awe / expose / be talked about, sell albums, fly private, buy mansions, support people….like real artists do….not that I care she’s showing her average at best tits…and that works for me…. The post Tove Lo Naughty Performance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Robot Kidman Nude in her Series of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

TOM CRUISES robot wife is still on her show…and I still said all I need to say about her last week when I first saw clips from the show….because robot Nicole Kidman makes me laugh and her whole storyline is funny….but I only have so much to say about her… So it’s better when she’s getting naked in a movie, not in a weekly series, so I can stagger the Scientology created her in the basement lab to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape… and when they fired her as his robot wife…something they trained the robot to be while producing her movie the Stepford Wives…they forgot to give her the “ghost” in her shell….like she was Scarjo…..and she continues to go on…soulless…acting…getting naked…looking pretty much the same as she always has…because Robots don’t age…and I guess when the apocalypse finally happens…and this bitch continues to exist…the world will find out the truth…but unfortunately we will all be too dead to basque in the glory of knowing I am right and that these tits are AI…something that won’t stop you from jerking off to her – because AI is your only hope in finding love….because you’re pathetic and fuck inanimate objects as it is… I come from an era where the fat dude from NYPD Blue, Denis Franz, showing his ass on TV caused an uprise with the Christian weirdos who try to repress human nature and the human experience, so seeing TV take it’s cue from internet porn always speaks to my soul…keep up the good fight you big budget fucks… The post Robot Kidman Nude in her Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hold The Mayo: SNL’s Michael Che Drops Receipts On Bitter Rejected Becky From Dating App

Posted on January 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michael Che Pulls Out Receipts On Leah McSweeney For Slanderin We’ve seen this movie before . It ended with the butt-hurt white chick realizing that she was being a beyotch and apologizing . Not sure how this sequel will end… According to PageSix , SNL’s Michael Che had to fend off a ravenous anglo-saxon broad who tried to slander him and suck his soul. Luckily for Michael, he had an iMessage full of receipts to defend himself against the salty succubus. Leah McSweeney is the owner and creative director of a streetwear clothing line called Married To The Mob. She’s pretty lonely so she decided to jump on a dating app called Raya, which is basically Tinder for cool kids and industry types. Anyway, Leah and Michael took a brief interest in each other and began to text…well, she began to text him. A lot. But Mike didn’t really appear too interested in the convo and thus wasn’t very talkative. As we mentioned earlier, we’ve seen this flick, and it starred Lena Dunham and Odell Beckham Jr. Part 2 is pretty much the same plot, but this villainous white girl seems to carry a lot more vitriol. She took to her Improper Etiquette podcast, co-hosted by Hot 97’s Laura Stylez, to BLAST Che for being a “rude a$$hole” who talked to her like a “stupid b!tc#”. Che sent the screenshots of their convo to the PageSix and it’s very clear that Leah has a very distorted view of reality and is completely lacking in self-awareness. She shouldn’t worry though. It’s def a disease that’s going around, it’s not just her. Flip the page to read the DELICIOUS receipts. Image via Instagram

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Ashley Benson is a Jogger of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chubby Ashley Benson seems to be working out – trying to get fit – since no one wants to be the fat chick – and she’s been the fat chick…life’s a little too easy when you’re famous, on set of a show, making money, and have access to all the donuts you want all day…especially in a body positive world where fat was ok, even though it’s not ok….it is never ok…except in fetish videos…which isn’t usually cast by hollywood agency girls…not those kind of agencies, but pretty much the same thing… So she works out, with shit she calls pimple cream, but that you know is cum or cum to her…donut glaze…to carry her threw the run….like a horse being led to water with a carrot on a stick… The post Ashley Benson is a Jogger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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For Love and Lemons Lookbook of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

ForLoveandLemons is the instagram model, fame whore, sugar baby favorite lingerie company… It’s the higher end, than the mall brands out there, you know the shit designed for poor people with a dream, instead it’s more trendy for poor hot girls with a dream to trick men into buying for them…because hot girls are not into what all the basic women are buying up…they are into what all the other basic hot girls who are all pretty much the same but on private jets are buying…. Bitches go nuts for this shit…and I appreciate that their markeitng shoots have nipple in them, with hot girls, even if the pics look at bit too instagram for me…I like it better than what other poeple are doing so here it is.. The post For Love and Lemons Lookbook of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lien from Star Trek Voyager Arrested for Exposing Herself to Kids of the DAy

Posted on September 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Star Trek, I’ve actually always hated the shit, and in times when there was only one TV in the house and person I lived with would insist on watching Star Trek, I would fantasize about killing them, because I’m crazy, but not as crazy as Jennifer Lien, who was some character on Star Trek Voyager, a show I’ve obviously never seen, but that was a cash grab in the franchise… Who I guess lives in Tennessee and who is a very friendly nudist neighbor that her bible thumping neightbors don’t appreciate…because they don’t like fun…or naked… Here’s the story…. Lien has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure in an incident that happened on Aug. 31 in Harriman, Tenn. A neighbor of Lien’s made a complaint to police after Lien began a tirade due to a crying child, and during her tirade, exposed her breasts and buttocks. The neighbor stated that she had three children in the yard while this was happening. According to a Roane County Sheriff’s Office report, when police appeared on Sept. 3 with a warrant, Lien was not wearing clothes and resisted arrest. “The offender stated she wasn’t going any f–king where and we needed to leave her alone,” reads the police report by responding officer Billy Walker. Lien also threatened to have the officers shot and killed, says the police report. She was transported to the patrol car and taken to the Roane County Jail, and is scheduled to appear in court on Dec. 7. Where’s the video…it sounds like she’d be amazing in bed, the kind of woman who thinks she’s possessed by demons and the only exercism is through her twat with your dick…. Here are some GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH pics of her… The post Jennifer Lien from Star Trek Voyager Arrested for Exposing Herself to Kids of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day

Posted on September 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat… That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator… The post The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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