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Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day

Helena Christensen, the girl you jerked off to in the Chris Isaak’s video, I am pretty sure that was her… Well, she’s old as fuck, almost 50, maybe 50, I don’t fucking know. I just know she used to be a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s from Denmark, so she’s a Danish you KETO dieters on see all over social media can eat, I mean if you’re rich and famous….she apparently dated the INXS singer who auto-erotic asphyxiated himself like the people who killed Bourdain wanted you to think he did….when any seasoned Auto-Erotic asphyxiator would know to take a breath or release the tension on the belt before it was too late….she also has a kid with Norman Reedus…if that excites you….as it probably does cuz you’re a queer. Well, she’s in a bathing suit, doing her old VS modeling tricks, because when that’s all you really know and are trained to do…you just keep doing it until you hit the old folks home…it’s pretty much the same logic I put into updating this site…what the fuck else am I gonna do with my time…something productive? That makes me rich? Fuck that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey Being White in a Bikini of the Day

Halsey is really into telling the world that her dad is black because it gives her some angle, some cool factor, some justification as to why she smoked crack before sucking a DJs dick in an era where DJs are pop music and where they can give you careers…..if you play your dick sucking cards right. I think everything she does is white as fuck, making her the annoying kind of half breed who is culturally appropriating her own culture to have a storyline, purpose, hook, angle as she manipulates the world…but more importantly she has a fall back like “you’re racist” if anything goes wrong. Living the White Privilege, while exploiting the sufferings of the black people, and monetizing on it, for her personal gain, in what is fucking racist…but she’s half black so she can pull it off…. I’d like to see the paternity test is all I’m saying, a little ancestory.com…cuz I’m thinking this storyline is FAKE as fuck…if she was actually black she’d have no idea who her actual dad was….AM I RIGHT? Fucking white people ruining EVERYTHING…like always…even when they are half black.. That’s why when my good self hating black friend Sambo / Kaveriis (what kind of name is Kaveriis) who loves Trump and Hates Liberals, as he should…..wrote that he’s going back to black women – I said “your kids will thank you for keeping them pure…. Fucking white people RUIN everything…but apparently give little black girls Halsey a chance to suck dick to the top…or I guess post bikini pics of her ass…that she probably credits her SLAVE blood for. Garbage….but she is looking better than usual….good drug use can make for good bodies.. The post Halsey Being White in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Top Hat Titties in Sheer Shirt for Love Magazine of the Day

Earlier in the week I had to question society – or maybe my search habbits that are being tracked by facebook – because with everything going on in the world – the top story on FB trending stories for me was that Kendall Jenner accepts her breasts for what they are and doesn’t want to or need to wear a bra…because she’s a feminist or some shit….because anyone who leaves their house will know that no girls under 25 wear bras – which is exactly why it shouldn’t have been a trending story people actually spoke about – but it was because they Kardashians need to be a tool by the illuminati to distract and dumb down America. It’s the only thing that makes sense. Their power, the interest people have in them, despite everyone hating them – makes zero sense to me…are we that bored as a people, are our lives that unfulfilled, I mean I know mine is – as I sit here writing about Kendall in a top hat like a magician in a Diaper at a kids party or bachelor party before sucking off the guests – which would a more accurate depiction of her skillset…but instead…fashion magazines are publishing this shit…because it’s high concept “art” or low concept softcore titty fetish porn…. She is the hottest of the Kardashians….and I will look at any tits…which would make me part of the problem if people actually still came to this amazingly insightful and well written sites… The post Kendall Jenner Top Hat Titties in Sheer Shirt for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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