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‘LHHNYS9’ Recap: Kimbella And Yandy Deliver Christmas Eve Drama

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Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty Christmas didn’t stop Love and Hip-Hop New York from giving us the weekly shenanigans we need. Last night’s episode picks up with a reminder that Cyn Santana’s and Joe Budden’s romantic getaway was not the fix they thought it would be. Joe has a problem with Cyn because he feels like he’s the only one who cleans around the house. Meanwhile, Cyn is kicking it with her sisters at the house (as Joe cleans) trying to get them to do her dirty work—no pun intended—by questioning Joe about when he plans to propose. Joe Budden says he will propose when he’s ready but wants Cyn to take some of her “wifely duties around the house seriously.” Cyn knows who he is so, whatevs. Let’s fast forward a bit. Kimbella and Juju link up for a kiki, and Juju once again tries to convince Kimbella to put her differences aside with Yandy since she’s about to be going through a similar situation. Kimbella is fronting like she doesn’t want to but we know she will. Later on, Mendeecees calls Yandy from prison to tell her that he spoke to Juelz Santana and doesn’t like the situation between Yandy and Kimbella and that they should talk. Yandy isn’t really into it but we know she’s going to try, begrudgingly, of course. MariahLynn is back, talking about how she’s serious about her career and committed to not acting like a wild cassowary for the sake of pursuing her dreams and all the mouths she has to feed (her mom, sisters, and nephew). She meets up with Cyn and Nya Lee where they all wax poetic about their grind and their goals. Cyn even says she’s back in the music game and she has been asking Joe to write her a song for over a year but it hasn’t come to fruition yet. However, he did encourage her to take vocal lessons, which she obliges. But then MariahLynn informs her that Joe posted a video online where he filmed all her junk and complained about her not cleaning up. Cyn wasn’t aware of this, but she is now. So, Cyn meets up with Joe later on for a nice meal and to call him out about making her look crazy. He tells her to get up and clean. She says she doesn’t have time due to the baby and then Joe brings up the fact that he has been asking her to get a nanny for a while because they need the help. Her response is, “Where am I supposed to find a nanny I can trust?” as if they don’t have money and resources enough to hire a professional. She basically gets defensive and he’s coming across as condescending which makes Cyn even more upset, and that’s that. Problem not solved. Where’s Dr. Jeff Gardere when you need him? Next, Safaree and Jaquae come face to face again at a showcase after MariahLynn performs, and manage to squash their situation. Then Nya Lee gets a moment to address a problem she has with DJ Self. She says Self never put her on to any of his platforms and that she looked up to him as a brother so how could he diss her like that. Meanwhile, Self is looking like: Because they’re not that close in his mind. Basically, Nya feels ignored and entitled. Self says she could have come to him in private since she felt they were “so close.” Nya gets mad then goes all the way in with the theatrics. She is trying to get that intro credit love next season! Jonathan’s father recently passed which made him all soft and pink and missing all his friends he fell out with. So, he texts Cyn, Yandy, Juju, and Kimbella to meet up with him. Juju is super confused given that they’re still not quite on good terms. This is about Jonathan trying to reconcile with people who he feels it’s worth saving the relationship since life is short and all that jazz. Kimbella hasn’t arrived by the time Jonathan starts talking about how he has been misusing anxiety pills by mixing them with alcohol and how that has affected his behavior negatively. He goes on to apologize for wilding out on them and expresses that he misses his friends. Juju says she’s ready to forgive and move and then Kimbella comes through. Jonathan apologizes to her too and goes over the spiel again. Kimbella is willing to forgive him while Yandy is just sitting there looking like something stinks the entire time. Once Kimbella and Jonathan get settled, Juju says it’s time for them to address the elephant in the room. Yandy gets all triggered and stank and replies, “Like the elephant can address it herself.” She pulls Kimbella to the side because she doesn’t want to do this in front of them even though they’ll be able to hear the conversation. They start talking at each other again about who did what and who is talking to who the rudest, etc. Eventually, Yandy brings it down a bit and actually tries to offer Kimbella support but Kimbella says she doesn’t want it and maintains that Yandy is fake. In Kimbella’s world, Yandy likes to be a social media friend, meaning that she’ll post pictures and captions on social about how she loves them and wishes them well but won’t actually be there. So, that’s that. They don’t move past anything and Kimbella sashes away with an attitude. They’ll probably be beating this horse again and again. Anyway, see you next week for Love and Hip-Hop Miami and in two weeks for the return of Love and Hip-Hop New York . RELATED POSTS ‘LHHNYS9’ Recap: Safaree Gets Dragged Into Drama With Jaquae ‘LHHNYS9’ Recap: Remy Ma Moderates Yandy And Juju’s Peace Talk

‘LHHNYS9’ Recap: Kimbella And Yandy Deliver Christmas Eve Drama

Brie Larson Bikini Top of the Day

Brie Larson is not hot, but she’s pulled a scam….she won an Oscar..the most prestigious bullshit award you can possibly get in the Hollywood entertainment industry and all she had to do was pretend to be locked in a room where she raised a kid who has since also got famous…whilst looking like shit the whole time… But all girls, even ugly ones, like being hot, want to be hot, try being hot and work hard towards being hot…because people are into being hot and the whole being an actor thing comes with a level of self love and thinking they aren’t too ugly to be on camera…BOLD…. She’s in a bathing suit being shameless like when she scammed her Oscar. I am not a fan, but she’s kinda busty while being busted…and that deserves a trophy of it’s own… The post Brie Larson Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Jackson Good Shorts of the Day

Looks like Paris Jackson is paying tribute to her dad who may not be here genetic father due to being a eunuch…..but who is her father in trust funds and non-taxable income worth LOTS of money…by showing the world her ass…. It is clear that she got her hands on some of her inheritance and wants to show it all off to the world…her dad’s priceless collection of little boy shorts….that’s she’s squeezing into and barely fitting into…cuz she’s not 7 the way he liked them… The real mystery is how he accumulated these shorts, you know where your rich uncle who the exotic animal hunter who died got his elephant foot table…or where your grandpa got his war memorabilia…or where you granny got all those sweaters she knitted….. But where did your perv dad get the little boy shorts? Was it from the source itself…or from a mail order catalog before the dark web… I don’t have the answers…but nice ass flash like all the teens spreading feces on all public surfaces…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paris Jackson Good Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Chased by Elephants of the Day

Arnold Schwarzenegger is amazing in everything he does, he just has to open his mouth and speak in his stupid fucking accent and I laugh…so seeing him on his African Safari where he’s not killing majestic creatures with his action hero weapons – or his bare hands..as he should…probably because a mother didn’t let her 3 year old crawl into the Elephant den…forcing the world to go into an uprising after killing the majestical creature – because we can all collectively say that bad parents deserve dead babies – and majestic creatures we exploit deserve life…but the elephant does charge him and it’s LOLz. The post Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Chased by Elephants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Solange On Tax Lien: “Thanks For Letting Me Know!”

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Leave it to Solange Knowles to address the elephant in the room head on. On the heels of news breaking the newlywed Knowles was slapped…

Solange On Tax Lien: “Thanks For Letting Me Know!”

Elephant Cleans Trash

If only more people were like this elephant, we’d be living in a much better, cleaner world.

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11 Selfies That Went Horribly (and/or Hilariously) Wrong: Look Out for That Swan!

We know, we know: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Right, Kim Kardashian? Correct, dude on the train tracks? Isn’t that what you thought, guy in front of a swan? But even the best laid plans sometimes go waste – and such was the fate for the following selfie subjects. Some got attacked by animals. Others got arrested as a result of taking an idiotic self-portrait. And one couple, the parents of two young children, actually died . It’s sad stuff, it’s scary stuff and, often, it’s hilarious stuff. Relive 11 examples below of when selfies go horribly/hilariously wrong: 11 Selfies That Went Horribly/Hilariously Awry 1. Kim Kardashian Attempts Selfie, Gets Attacked by Elephant in Thailand Kim Kardashian tried to take a selfie with an elephant in Thailand. And the animal proceeded to speak for the entire world when it kicked her.

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Baby Elephant Cries in China, Captures Heart of Every Internet User

As adorable as it is to watch a baby elephant play soccer or splash in a pool , it’s equally depressing to see one cry. An infant elephant was inconsolable this week after his own mother actually tried to stomp him to death in a Chinese zoo. According to Metro U.K., the mother gave birth to her son in August and tried to step on him soon afterward. Hoping it was an accident, veterinarians treated the calf and returned him to his parent… only for the same violent incident to take place again. Baby Elephant Cries Said a zoo employee: “The calf was very upset and he was crying for five hours before he could be consoled. He couldn’t bear to be parted from his mother and it was his mother who was trying to kill him.” Pictures of the crying elephant (named Zhuang Zhuang) have gone viral, but there does appear to be a happy ending to this story: The animal has been adopted. His tears have reportedly dried up and we can all hope he’ll be kicking and splashing around in no time.

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Some Jersey Shore Trash Named Deena Cortese in her Bikini of the Day

Deena Cortese is some fucking disgusting pile of shit. I can not believe she is on TV. Sure, she’s from Jersey Shore and the whole point of the show is to mock the worst fucking humans possible, but still, fuck, have a little quality control on the shit….don’t actual put out shit….and the worst thing in these pics, even for someone who has never seen the show, is that I know that she’s fucking annoying, loud, tacky, and just the kind of girl who you wouldn’t even put up with if she was hot as fuck….and that makes her so much fucking worst…she’s a punch her in the face, maybe film yourself fucking her corpse on the internet kind of girl, far too fat to be in a bikini. So fucking gross….someone get the elephant gun and use her tusks to make furniture or some shit….what a beast….who needs to be put out of her misery so we can be put out of our misery but taking away one annoyance as she is the source of all that is bad in the world….or at least the human species….horrible. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elephant plays with Samsung Galaxy Note

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The Samsung Galaxy Note is one large smartphone/tablet hybrid, so it only seems fitting that someone just as large would be caught using the device. Well in this video uploaded by techinvator on YouTube, we see an elephant named Peter using a Samsung Galaxy Note. We’re not sure if the elephant really knows what it is doing, but it sure looks like it does! Testament to how easy the phone is to use or… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : übergizmo Discovery Date : 26/03/2012 13:08 Number of articles : 2

Elephant plays with Samsung Galaxy Note