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Ebonee Davis Hot for LUI Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate that I’ve never fucked a black girl…because I fucking love black girls….but they don’t love me, I’m a Mexican and lower on the totem pole…not to mention my penis is too small for them…but I still fucking love black girls…so much flavor…so much soul…so exotic…so busty on a small frame…so perfect… These tits are fucking amazing….all big…and big…on a small frame…making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that….and watermelon…and fried chicken… The post Ebonee Davis Hot for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Naked for Attention of the DAy

Posted on June 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney stretching, showing you her flexibility, the moves that would have been perfect for a stripping career but her dad is rich so she will never have to strip…at least not in the traditional way…but still strips in the sense of taking off her clothes, just instead of 10 dollars a song she does it to keep her name in the mix because she’s got the taste of fame…which we can assume tastes a lot like rich man semen that helped her get on TV….and now she’s scrambling to keep the famous for nothing alive…with big naturals…that I think are good enough to keep the famous alive…because all women should be paid according to their bra size – and the only reason they aren’t is due to the feminist movement of the 60s who we were forced to listen to – but if you ask any man – they’ll agree…tits are all that matters….so throw the rest of Charlotte McKinney away… The post Charlotte McKinney Naked for Attention of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Chased by Elephants of the Day

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is amazing in everything he does, he just has to open his mouth and speak in his stupid fucking accent and I laugh…so seeing him on his African Safari where he’s not killing majestic creatures with his action hero weapons – or his bare hands..as he should…probably because a mother didn’t let her 3 year old crawl into the Elephant den…forcing the world to go into an uprising after killing the majestical creature – because we can all collectively say that bad parents deserve dead babies – and majestic creatures we exploit deserve life…but the elephant does charge him and it’s LOLz. The post Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Chased by Elephants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day

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I guess Taylor Swift Terminated the pregnancy that my very reliable source told me she was pregnant…and I still believe that she could be…because I would hate to be seen as anyone who promotes fake information…actually, I wouldn’t mind that – my entire existence has been trolling…and I’m really into her being pregnant because now that her and her DJ who she pretended and acted so in love with – despite him being a DJ who tours at clubs and is surrounded by young horny girls – making him not loyal at all – but more a “I can’t believe I’m rich from this, I was always so awkward and now that I fuck Taylor Swift all the girls want me”….kind of guy…are broken up – she’ll be forced to raise a bastard baby – Unless she already terminated the pregnancy… Oh how great it would be to be in the inner circle and to know exactly what is happening to her uterus….coupled with all the tactics used to troll the world…into loving her…. But I’m just like everyone else, watching her complain about FROGS in an instagram video she posted a week ago!! Here’s some bikini romance staged bullshit to perpetuate her lies… The post Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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