It’s not a selfie unless you throw your pussy into it…innit… It is the holidays, I am on dodgy internet in a fucking igloo in Canada… Trying to break down this pussy in panties for social media shamelessness doesn’t matter when we can all just enjoy how ugly people troll the world and become the Kardashian family of billionaires… All these people are idiots, but a 21 year old skinny chick who gets lipo from her stomach to inject that fat in her ass…is always entertaining… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
I guess Taylor Swift Terminated the pregnancy that my very reliable source told me she was pregnant…and I still believe that she could be…because I would hate to be seen as anyone who promotes fake information…actually, I wouldn’t mind that – my entire existence has been trolling…and I’m really into her being pregnant because now that her and her DJ who she pretended and acted so in love with – despite him being a DJ who tours at clubs and is surrounded by young horny girls – making him not loyal at all – but more a “I can’t believe I’m rich from this, I was always so awkward and now that I fuck Taylor Swift all the girls want me”….kind of guy…are broken up – she’ll be forced to raise a bastard baby – Unless she already terminated the pregnancy… Oh how great it would be to be in the inner circle and to know exactly what is happening to her uterus….coupled with all the tactics used to troll the world…into loving her…. But I’m just like everyone else, watching her complain about FROGS in an instagram video she posted a week ago!! Here’s some bikini romance staged bullshit to perpetuate her lies… The post Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I once made an experiemental video set to a Jewel Song.. It was starring a couple of potatoes doing some stop motion weirdness, because I guess before the internet I was onto the whole “do weird things and call it art because idiots will buy anything if marketed properly”….a knowledge I’ve had forever, but don’t do anything about, because marketing is a lot of work and I prefer drinking, I would require some kind of manager but that would require talking to someone….which I hate doing…I’d rather just sit her knowing it’s easy to troll the world than troll the world… I guess I was a visionary, because back then Jewel just happened, and now she’s turned into a potato…a bikini wearing potato… Hey Miss Cleo..I’m the fucking psychic network..if I had a VHS player I’d have the proof… I guess the most exciting thing about Jewel is her livijng in her car lie…she probably slept in her car once, before sleeping on anyone who would listen to her Alaskan folk music…that has now brought her to this…bikini wearing potato…20 years later.. The post Jewel Kilcher in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
