It’s not a selfie unless you throw your pussy into it…innit… It is the holidays, I am on dodgy internet in a fucking igloo in Canada… Trying to break down this pussy in panties for social media shamelessness doesn’t matter when we can all just enjoy how ugly people troll the world and become the Kardashian family of billionaires… All these people are idiots, but a 21 year old skinny chick who gets lipo from her stomach to inject that fat in her ass…is always entertaining… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
I don’t know why I think Emma Roberts is the greatest thing ever, but I have a feeling it has to do with her being skinny, the daughter of some broken down Oscar winning celebrity that probably gave her more than just a great allowance – but also some hefty emotional issues – making girl more fun to deal with…. I do know why I like these pics, because she’s got her foot up in her cunt, and if she was to just take off those damn pants and reposition herself, she’s flexible enough to foot fuck herself, which for anyone who has fucked a skinny chick will know, their pussies are so nimble and easy to fist because unlike fat chicks, they don’t have obesity weighing down, tightening up, taking up space that makes fisting more of a struggle…unless I am wrong and the skinny chicks I’ve fisted have been half dead crackheads who have had a handful of kids each…which is likely the case…but I’m allowed to analyze these pics however the fuck I want. The post Emma Roberts Foot in Cunt Disease of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I remember back in the day when Winona Ryder was hot and for a skinny chick had huge knockers (which is rare). Well, here she is at the 69th Venice Film Festival looking like walking skeleton. I love my women skinny but not when I can use them to dislodge food from my teeth.
Dania Londono Suarez has some shitty fucking implants…These are some bargain basement titties from a third world country…maybe the doctor left a sponge or something in her….or her body rejected the new organs….or something scientific went wrong here…but it doesn’t matter…as long as we know something went wrong…. No wait, it does matter, how does a skinny chick with implants have nipples aiming to the ground like some kind of fat chick, or mom of 6….it’s almost a comical fail…I feel like I’m looking at a cartoon…. If you’re wondering who Dania Londono Suarez is….she was in a scandal with a Secret Service agent who paid her for sex….who cares. All girls are whores and all guys are johns…True story. Now she is posing nude in magazines….Making progress….hopefully to save up some money to fix these fucking tits….
Dania Londono Suarez has some shitty fucking implants…These are some bargain basement titties from a third world country…maybe the doctor left a sponge or something in her….or her body rejected the new organs….or something scientific went wrong here…but it doesn’t matter…as long as we know something went wrong…. No wait, it does matter, how does a skinny chick with implants have nipples aiming to the ground like some kind of fat chick, or mom of 6….it’s almost a comical fail…I feel like I’m looking at a cartoon…. If you’re wondering who Dania Londono Suarez is….she was in a scandal with a Secret Service agent who paid her for sex….who cares. All girls are whores and all guys are johns…True story. Now she is posing nude in magazines….Making progress….hopefully to save up some money to fix these fucking tits….
Dare I say that Mischa Barton actually looks hot? I couldn’t believe it either. Here she is in a nice low cut dress at Fashion Week in New York City showing off some magical skinny chick cleavage and looking pretty damn good doing it
