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Jewel Kilcher’s Use of Cleavage of the Day

Jewel Kilcher lived in her car…that was how they packaged her singer song writing career…randomly found at coffee houses in Alaska and the Pacific north, singing her songs of broken hearts before a journey to hollywood created a down to earth..artist…who is probably a tyrant, living in her mansion, or multiple mansions, all shallow and vapid like you’d expect a celeb to be, but one area on her “woman in song” life that is full, not empty..is the tits… If the story of the living in a van in Hollywood for more than one night, or the drive down to Hollywood is true…which I doubt…she was probably servicing studio execs into giving her hotel rooms and record deals with these same tits…but it makes a less interesting story for an acoustic guitar player…in flannel, ripped jeans and no shoes…(all girls in entertainment are hookers, even the hippies, who don’t have armpit hair since they are actually – not hippies…but hollywood rich skanks…) She can’t save my soul, but her angelic voice / cleavage in a small top could… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jewel Kilcher’s Use of Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jewel Kilcher’s Use of Cleavage of the Day

Jewel Kilcher in a Bikini of the Day

I once made an experiemental video set to a Jewel Song.. It was starring a couple of potatoes doing some stop motion weirdness, because I guess before the internet I was onto the whole “do weird things and call it art because idiots will buy anything if marketed properly”….a knowledge I’ve had forever, but don’t do anything about, because marketing is a lot of work and I prefer drinking, I would require some kind of manager but that would require talking to someone….which I hate doing…I’d rather just sit her knowing it’s easy to troll the world than troll the world… I guess I was a visionary, because back then Jewel just happened, and now she’s turned into a potato…a bikini wearing potato… Hey Miss Cleo..I’m the fucking psychic network..if I had a VHS player I’d have the proof… I guess the most exciting thing about Jewel is her livijng in her car lie…she probably slept in her car once, before sleeping on anyone who would listen to her Alaskan folk music…that has now brought her to this…bikini wearing potato…20 years later.. The post Jewel Kilcher in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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