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Lily Allen Comeback Tour of the Day

So, Lily Allen , a rich kid from the UK who had a career making dumb music for idiots….shit went international…..and she was really fucking famous….has disappeared for a while…I think she crawled into some manor somewhere, got fat, shat out babies, quit her drug addiction…then decided it’s time to come back to the people who love her and her dumb music for idiots… So she wore a sheer top for the paparazzi to remind us that she’s not here to fuck around, she’s just here to bring us the dumb music for idiots that we will be forced to listen to since this generation seems to like remakes of garbage of yesteryear that never should have been. But the tits are out. The post Lily Allen Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Harding’s Super Side Boob

Some people geek out over superheroes and comic book movies. Me, I geek out over busty British nobodies. But luckily, these latest shots of Sarah Harding at the Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice premiere in London have a little something for all of us. So enjoy Sarah’s super-sideboob. Because judging from the reviews this dumb movie’s getting, it’s the only thing here that’s worth checking out. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Arianna Grande Side Tit of the Day

Arianna Grande did some media tour to promote not hating America…but hating the obesity epidemic because she’s so skinny…or some bullshit I don’t follow because I am a grown man and try to focus on what is important…her little body…her whore reputation according to a pornstar I met who was fucking Arianna Grande’s ex Mac Miller…and who apparently claims she’s the worst form of evil..something I could agree with based on her music alone…not that she writes it…but she participates in it…and even if that pays a lot of money…for this conditioned puppet..it’s still the fucking worst… So I’m glad she is with me on this whole “focus on the tit” thing…at least based on her outfit alone….because she’s showing off tit…I didn’t know she had…probably from eating all the donuts… Here she is singing some bullshit for Fallon….as Britney Spears and Celine Dion….while Jimmy Fallon is overly excited by it like a nervous, annoying, full retard… The post Arianna Grande Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day

Bella Hadid wore a see through outfit the other day…and I guess it was an outfit worth talking about because it was see through…. She even posted it to Instagram and no one deleted it, I know, I figured it was because no one knew who she was, I mean the sister of an “It” girl, who’s rich family started paying for her modeling career to happen because they believe in being fair….the dark haired, darker personality than the blonde beachy Jonas Brother fucking sister, so dark she even bangs darkies, namely, her boyfriend The Weekend, who isn’t all that dark, but is slated to be the next Michael Jackson…straight from the streets of Toronto, where I guess he was gangbanging with Drake….or maybe even gangbanging Drake, you can never tell the secret lives of these idiots who are always fronting, but I can tell you a girl I know has either banged him, or given him head, or something….we’re Canadian, we know who fucks who…and the story is he has the biggest Penis of all time, which his music may not suggest, but how loose this Bella Hadid, his girlfriend,, definitely does….naughty girl, too bad her real dad is busy fucking models to discipline her, or really just tell her he cares…. Here’s her dumb looking sister on the same night… To see more pics of the dumb, more famous looking sister CLICK HERE The post Bella Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures Are Amazing

Normally, whenever I see a hottie like  Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kendall Jenner Really Knows How To Dress

Apparently it was the 2014 Billboard Awards last night, which I think we were all expected to want to watch because they made Michael Jackson perform from beyond the grave via hologram. I passed, because I don’t believe in ghosts, but I might’ve actually watched the show if they’d mentioned the real selling point: that Kendall Jenner was going to show up and show off her sexy booty in a pair of tight pants. Forgot the dumb hologram, now this I find impressive. I just hope that one isn’t an expensive optical illusion too. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Michael Sam Reality Show on Hold, Rams Unhappy About Series

The Michael Sam reality show has been indefinitely placed on hold. The former Missouri defensive end and SEC Defensive Player of the Year became the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL this month. A few days ago, he announced that he had signed on for a series with OWN that would chronicle his journey to making the team. It was a move met with criticism by those who cited Sam himself as saying he wanted to be known as just a football player, not a gay football player – and how many seventh round draft picks star in reality shows? Now, following an admission by the St. Louis Rams that they were unaware of Sam’s deal with OWN prior to choosing him and were afraid he could become a “distraction,” Sam has pulled out of the series. “After today’s meeting with the Rams, we collectively feel it is best to postpone the project,” Sam’s agent said in a statement. “This will allow for Michael to have a total focus on football, and will ensure no distractions to his teammates. “Everybody involved remains committed to this project and understands its historical importance as well as its positive message.” Michael Sam Drafted by St. Louis Rams

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19 Yahoo Questions That Will Make You Wonder How People Are This Dumb

Are you ready to feel like a rocket scientist? Have we got a gallery for you. As it just so happens, there’s exactly ZERO limits on the dumb things people will ask on the Internet. Anonymously or otherwise. Happening upon these dumb Yahoo questions has two effects: You feel REALLY, REALLY smart You lose all faith in humanity because  how can people be this dumb!?!? But alas, they are. They ARE this dumb and  they walk among us!   GASP! They’re like tiny little intelligence leeches that steal our smarts one dumb question at a time. And yes, Virginia, there  are  such things as dumb questions. Check out these 19 Yahoo questions that will make you question humanity, yet pat yourself on the back because no matter what stupid thing you’ve said in your life, you’re not  this dumb. Probably. 19 Yahoo Questions To Make You Question Humanity 1. Canadian Birds? Are Those a Thing? There are no birds in Canada, you guys. Because the CANADIAN GEESE have all flown south to terrorize the rest of the continent.

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Bossip Giveaway: PACIFIC RIM “MIND MELD” Sweepstakes

Do you want to win a fully loaded XBOX 360, 2 controllers, 12 months XBOX Gold Live membership and games as well as movie passes courtesy of PACIFIC RIM? All you have to do is check out the trailer and answer the question below: Question –  “According to the PACIFIC RIM Trailer, where did the THIRD “Kaiju” attack take place?” Answer the question in the form below: Grand Prize Includes:          1 – XBOX 360 gaming system          1 – Pair of XBOX 360 controllers          1 – 12 month membership to XBOX Gold Live          2-3 – select XBOX 360 co-op games          1 – Pair of passes to see PACIFIC RIM with PACIFIC RIM Hollywood Movie Money                       *  Hollywood Movie Money is a free admission voucher to see a predetermined film (PACIFIC RIM) redeemable nation wide starting 07/12/13 through Wednesday, 08/08/13 in any theater excluding AMC Theaters.          1 – set of exclusive Jaeger Trading Cards   *These cards were created exclusively for the film and NOT available in any stores.  Set of 6 high quality cards that feature the awesome Jaegers featured in the film. pacificrimmovie.com Official Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/pacificrimmovie Official Twitter:  https://twitter.com/pacificrim Official Tumblr:  http://pacificrimmovie.tumblr.com/ Contest ends July 12th at 12:00pm EST

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