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Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day

Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness… ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone. BUT she is still old. The post Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day

When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around…. This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything…. The post Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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3 Bad Odors People Notice Immediately In Your House [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

There are some things people notice instantly when entering someone’s house and one of them is the smell. Listen to the audio player to find…

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TaviTheBabe Has a Great Ass of the Day

TaviTheBabe is an instagram senseation who isn’t really an instagram sensation at all, because she hasn’t quite hit yet, but she is trying, and that’s good enough for me… TaviTheBabe is local montreal model who I don’t think lives in montreal and who I never met when she did live in Montreal…but who I have met randomly and she was lovely enough to invite to sleep over… The saddest thing about TaviTheBabe is that our love never happened, she’s never slept over…even though there’s little else to do in Montreal during the deep freeze…than sleep over…you see because I believe there could have been a bright future for us…vacationing, weekending, doing the things people in love do…all in my own backyard… The happiest thing about TaviThebabe is that she’s got a fucking magical ass, that doesn’t look magical at first glance but as soon as her pants come off, it’s like the roundest, firmest, fittest looking thing you could ever really dream of… Which brings me back to the saddest thing about TaviTheBabe, and that is that that ass has never chipped my tooch…making me the saddest motherfucker…around….literally… I mean what kind of girl brands herself as “TheBabe”…I mean obviously one who has been overly encouraged but more importantly..one who sure as fuck thinks she’s too good to sleep with you…even if she’s not…her ass probably is…enjoy. Pics by KAZIM GUNYAR The post TaviTheBabe Has a Great Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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19 Yahoo Questions That Will Make You Wonder How People Are This Dumb

Are you ready to feel like a rocket scientist? Have we got a gallery for you. As it just so happens, there’s exactly ZERO limits on the dumb things people will ask on the Internet. Anonymously or otherwise. Happening upon these dumb Yahoo questions has two effects: You feel REALLY, REALLY smart You lose all faith in humanity because  how can people be this dumb!?!? But alas, they are. They ARE this dumb and  they walk among us!   GASP! They’re like tiny little intelligence leeches that steal our smarts one dumb question at a time. And yes, Virginia, there  are  such things as dumb questions. Check out these 19 Yahoo questions that will make you question humanity, yet pat yourself on the back because no matter what stupid thing you’ve said in your life, you’re not  this dumb. Probably. 19 Yahoo Questions To Make You Question Humanity 1. Canadian Birds? Are Those a Thing? There are no birds in Canada, you guys. Because the CANADIAN GEESE have all flown south to terrorize the rest of the continent.

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Naw, You’re Just Messy: Celebrities Who Claim They Were Misrepresented — After Acting A Fool!

Mandatory Credit : WENN.com But how do you deny things people see in black and white and in color on the TV set — or on your Twitter page?

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OneRepublic Launches Fundraiser for Victims of Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting

OneRepublic is doing all it can to help the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre. On Saturday, the band launched a fundraiser to benefit those affected by the inexplicable actions of Adam Lanza . “After tragedies like this, there are all kinds of things people want to do,” Ryan Tedder says in the following video, adding: “We want to help – with prayers, concerts, charities, there’s all these events and productions and things that can take place over the next few months that may or may not come to pass, but the one thing that we can do immediately is donate money to these families.” OneRepublic has already raised $55,000 for the cause. Visit the group’s fundraiser page for more and watch this video: OneRepublic Fundraiser Message

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Irina Shayk In The Sexiest Dress Of The Summer

I’ve seen a lot of sexy dresses throughout the course of the summer so far, but I think this one takes the cake. Here’s incredible supermodel hottie Irina Shayk wearing a tiny skirt that looks like something an old lady knitted. I don’t mean that in a bad way, the thing is hot, I just mean that the front is practically non existent. Amazing! It looks like one of those macrame things people hand pots of plants in, except instead of plants its filled with supermodel breasts. Awesome. more pictures of Irina Shayk here

Irina Shayk In The Sexiest Dress Of The Summer

I’ve seen a lot of sexy dresses throughout the course of the summer so far, but I think this one takes the cake. Here’s incredible supermodel hottie Irina Shayk wearing a tiny skirt that looks like something an old lady knitted. I don’t mean that in a bad way, the thing is hot, I just mean that the front is practically non existent. Amazing! It looks like one of those macrame things people hand pots of plants in, except instead of plants its filled with supermodel breasts. Awesome. more pictures of Irina Shayk here

Top 5: Best Spaceships Ever

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