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Emily Labowe Hot Model of the DAy

Her name is Emily Labowe …she sounds french and European and exciting or some shit…and exciting she is..but it’s in black and white, possibly on film, so that makes it art you know, not porn…it’s the very fine line that makes it masterful… I don’t know who the photographer is, but he’s named Danny Lane, and he gets hot girls naked for the internet, so he must be a god, unless of course she’s into being naked on the internet – something that will forever confuse me…because I am old school internet…an era where people getting naked on internet was a slut shaming, suicide inducing thing… Magic….or whatever this maybe. Hairy…cuz of feminism…which works for my hairy girl fetish, so feminism is porn to me….I like it….because it gives me everything I want, empowered women, nudity, bush…and a lot of nonsense that I can laugh at…GOOD TIMES. The post Emily Labowe Hot Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day

Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness… ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone. BUT she is still old. The post Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day

Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness… ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone. BUT she is still old. The post Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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