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Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day

Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness… ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone. BUT she is still old. The post Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Izabel Goulart for Some Magazine of the Day

Here are some pictures of a Izabel Goulart to remind some of you bitches of what you are supposed to look like. So stop fucking eating fatty, no one wants to see you in a bikini lookin’ as sloppy as you do…there’s a reason your husband’s a loser and you’re sitting behind a desk or working the checkout line at Walmart, stop fucking eating fatty, and pull yourself together….if you don’t look like Izabel Goulart, you are nothing…you are nothing…. I think I’m gonna print this post out and give it to my wife for Valentines Day, it is just around the corner, I’ll throw in a gift certificate to al all you can eat buffet and I’m set…I’m romantic like that! See ladies…I am the ultimate man.

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here is Jennifer Aniston and her dried out, empty and lonely womb in a bikini lookin’ too good to not be getting cum thrown at her from every direction…clearly proving there is a deeper rooted problem with her that I call being a cunt with high standards who won’t take the cum that’s available to her…but the decision has allowed her to maintain this old lady body…that the idea of having kids to fufill you as person cuz that’s really your soul purpose as a woman…really goes out the window…keep up the not getting pregnant no matter how much you pretend to bitch…it’s good for your tits….and at this point, that’s really all you’ve got going for you.

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