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Elizabeth Banks for Allure Magazine of the Day

As someone who only fucks with girls who are under 25, except maybe for my wife, it amazes me when a 41 year old like Elizabeth Banks slips through the cracks and ends up in magazines half naked, that aren’t nearly as offensive as they should be, considering she’s 41 and should be raising her kids or doing whatever it is that 41 year olds do, but I guess it takes time to break into the industry and to have a career in the industry, and when it finally hits after being in a bunch of hit movies and TV shows, but nothing quite as memorable as Pitch Perfect 2….you gotta milk it like your kids…if you had kids yourself…but were smart enough to hire a surrogate because no one needs their vagina ripped apart when they have acting to do …especially when technology allows for eggs to be put into homeless chicks who need 5,000 dollars…right.. The post Elizabeth Banks for Allure Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day

Taylor Swift attaches herself to models. I don’t really know why, I am assuming it is because she wants to be a model, or is technically a model, or she wants you to see that she’s taller and skinnier than models, or maybe the models adopt her because they want the press of being Taylor Swift’s best friends….and ultimately who gives a fuck… I’m more interested in the Taylor Swift Cameltoe, because I fucking love cameltoe, especially when I know it is caused by a slutty vagina being slutty and having a mind of it’s own… The idea of these girls having pillow fights, just isn’t graphic enough for me to want to jerk off to, I just find it weird…. The post Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day

When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around…. This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything…. The post Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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