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Madison Beer Is Already A Professional Hottie

Madison Beer ‘s only been 18 for a couple months now, but she’s already a major hottie. And I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised considering all that time she spent practicing her selfie game as a teenage troublemaker. Still, I didn’t expect her to be this much of a pants fire this fast. At this rate, I’m going to burn through my entire sweatpants collection before the end of the year. And it’ll be totally worth it. Yow!

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McKayla Maroney Needs To Get Into Porn

OK, so despite hours minutes of painstaking research, I still haven’t been able to figure out if  McKayla Maroney got some kind of Kardashian-brand fake booty injections . But what I do know is this: the former gymnastic-turned-Instagram model should really consider following Kim’s lead and going into porn. I mean, just think about it — she’s flexible, big booties are in now. Plus, she’s way too tiny to be a model. It makes sense. And I bet if McKayla puts her mind to it and practices hard, she could be a star. And if she ever needs a spotter or a workout partner, call me! mood pic.twitter.com/462hxhN59N — mckayla (@McKaylaMaroney) March 20, 2017

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8 Unaired TV Pilots We Still Need To See

See which TV show’s original pilots still haven’t been released.

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8 Unaired TV Pilots We Still Need To See

8 Unaired TV Pilots We Still Need To See

See which TV show’s original pilots still haven’t been released.

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8 Unaired TV Pilots We Still Need To See

Meet Bikini Model Rachel Wallace

In case any of you out there are still wondering why I love hot British nobodies so damn much, these pictures ought to help explain it. See, that’s model/reality “star”  Rachel Wallace walking around the streets of London in nothing but a bikini. According to my sources, it was a photo op to help launch some new tattoo parlor. I’m telling you, the best thing about these girls is that they’ll do anything for press. Well, almost anything… I still haven’t convinced any of them to go on a date with me yet. I guess everyone has their limit. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Joanna Krupa Works A Bikini In An Obsucre Magazine

I’m going to be honest, I’d never heard of  MOST Magazine before I came across these pictures, but anyone who can convince Joanna Krupa to get in front of a camera in a bikini is a true pro in my books. Because I know just how hard that can be… I’ve been trying for years, and I still haven’t gotten Joanna to reply to a single one of my tweets. But hey, maybe the eight hundred and third time’s the charm, right?

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Doutzen Kroes Swimsuit Pictures Are Amazing

Normally, whenever I see a hottie like  Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Japanese Work Week

For those of you complaining about the American work week , try getting a job in Japan. After watching this, no wonder people around the world call us lazy. Continue reading

Alessia Tedeschi’s Booty Belongs On The Beach

Since I know how much you guys appreciate the regular updates on my (non-existent) love life, no, I still haven’t been able to score a date with Italian model/actress/internationally-renowned pants fire Alessia Tedeschi yet. No matter how many birthday wishes I’ve used up. But I have been able to land something almost as good: another set of bikini pictures of Alessia showing off her perfect booty at the beach. And if you ask me, that’s a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Lane Lindell Because I Love Her

So, despite my best efforts, I still haven’t been able to convince former Miss World runner-up Lane Lindell here to accept my friend request (which counts as getting to third base for us bloggers). But just to show there’s no hard feelings and because her body is still out-of-this-world, here’s some shots from one of her latest photoshoots. As good as these are though, I can’t help but think that Lane would be an A-list supermodel by now if she’d just taken me up on my offer to boost her career in exchange for going all the way with me. Which in blogger terms, means sending a lingerie selfie. Oh well. The offer still stands!

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