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Constance Jablonski for NUmero of the Day

CONSTANCE JABLONSKI is a french model who pretty much has all the odds in her favor when it comes to getting naked, because as part of the job, models get naked for photographers…up on some pornography shit…but more importantly, European girls, especially the french, get naked…just for the sake of getting naked,…since topless is the same as wearing a shirt to them…. I am from French Canada, and I know some French girls, sure not as refines as the ones you’d find in Paris, maybe a little like comparing a New York or LA girl to some backwoods inbred in the apalachians, but I do know…they have anal on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be a date, but rather just a random meeting at a bar…they have a spice for life like that… So Constance Cravings Jablonksi, who we’ve seen naked countless times before, wearing this weirdo body suit, that I think all girls should wear…everyday of their lives

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Constance Jablonski for NUmero of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ Weird MTV Promo Pic of the Day

Miley Cyrus is doing some MTV bullshit, and this is the promotional pic they are using for the shit, that we can assume is designed to be shocking and weird, since that’s been Miley’s marketing hook, keep things as trashy and naked and scandalous as possible and people will notice you…but in a cry wolf situation, you need to constantly step it up so people even notice…cuz even pics of her nipples don’t get noticed…and that’s why they are making her look ridiculous… But I like to think, they are doing a biography on her, and this is Miley’s ancestors before the fame, you know some backwoods inbred shit from the mountains where her country trash dad crawled out of…and that makes it kinda hot….because inbred chicks with rotten teeth are easy…if you are their brother.

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Botched Surgery Leaves a woman with a Uniboob of the Day

video platform video management video solutions video player I’ve seen all kinds of tits… When I was in high school, one of the lunch monitors had three tits…she had the 2 standard tits and one other weird growth that I assume had it’s own nipple in the middle…because yes…I went to high school in some backwoods imbred town… When I was older, I went through all kind of hookers at all kinds of price point, with all kinds of disorders….and in all those encounters with breasts, I’ve never seen shit like this….two implants, one merged clevage, and as someone who hates implants as much as the annoying women who get them….unless they are cancer patients and doing it to feel normal again….this story makes me laugh…

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Botched Surgery Leaves a woman with a Uniboob of the Day