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Miley Cyrus Nip Slip Somehow Gets Past Instagram Censors!

In case you’re somehow not aware, Miley Cyrus enjoys taking her clothes off. In fact, nudity is central to her life philosophy. The former Hannah Montana doesn’t want to live in a world where she can’t get naked and smoke weed whenever and wherever she pleases.  She’s currently active in the ” free the nipple ” campaign which is a movement with the goal of convincing the powers that be at Instagram to stop censoring female breasts. Judging from her latest upload, it seems that the Miley and company have won their courageous battle: Either that, or the intern they put in charge of charge of monitoring Miley’s account round the clock dozed off for a minute. In any event, Miley has succeeded in showing the world her nipples once again. It’s not like Miley topless is anything we haven’t seen before, of course, but this time it’s different. Those are symbolic nipples. They stand for freedom, equality, and the power of a grassroots boob-showing campaign. We have a theory that Miley might be a master strategist, and she’s actually been messing with us for months. You see, anyone who’s been to Miley’s Instagram page knows that it’s full of baby photos superimposed on twerking bodies and other terrifying images. We think the goal there was to traumatize IG admins to the point that now when they come to Miley’s page and see some nipples, they’re like, “Well, those won’t give me nightmares for life. I’ll let ’em slide.” Well played, Cyrus. Well played. Miley Cyrus Free the Nipple Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Free the Nipple Photo Miley wants her nipples to be free. And her pizza. Apparently, those two things are related.

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Wade Boggs: Baseball Legend Claims to Have Drank 107 Beers in One Day!

Most baseball fans have heard tales of hall of famer Wade Boggs’ legendary consumption of alcohol. The most famous story is that Boggs once downed 64 Miller Lites during a cross-country flight from Boston to Los Angeles. Let us save you some math: 64 12-ounce beers consumed over the course of a 6-hour flight should equal one profoundly sh-tfaced ballplayer. Except apparently not in this case, because the best part of the legend is that Bogg’s rose bright and early the next day and played one of the best games of his career. Better yet, he actually drank way more beer than initially reported. Here’s an interview from 2005 in which Boggs cannily denies that 64 is the correct number: Wade Boggs: Beer Drinking Legend Nice PR move, Boggsy. Most folks probably assumed that Wade meant that he consumed fewer beers than initially reported. But as actor Charlie Day revealed to Jimmy Fallon last night that, when Boggs filmed a cameo for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia recently, he revealed that the feat was far more impressive than anyone ever imagined. Charlie Day Talks Wade Boggs 107?!?! That’s like Wilt Chamberlain casually revealing that he actually banged more like a million women. Obviously, Boggs could be full of it, but who cares? Like hangover-free beer , the Boggs Bender of whatever year it was (He doesn’t remember.) is something we want to believe in! Watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia online for more hooch heroics and remember – don’t try this at home. 14 Scandalous Sports Stories 1. LIAR! Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.

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Wade Boggs: Baseball Legend Claims to Have Drank 107 Beers in One Day!

Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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