Halle Berry posted this picture of her head cut off for those of you who like your women with their heads cut off – either because you’re some kind of freakshow psychopath with a samurai sword collection in your basement who was never quite able to get over his ripping the heads off his sister’s barbie erotica from his youth… Or you’ve fucked some butter faces in your day, but know that there are some hot asses out there, often times on busted faces, because busted faces need to workout and try to be hot….especially as they age…melting away…like Halle Berry… This really could be anyone and she’s just posting it to troll…who knows…but it happened…and it was not that exciting.. The post Halle Berry Tits in a Black Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There was a time I would have at least considered live-tweeting the VMAs, not because I was ever into the VMAs but because you, the people are… But we live in an era of no cable, proven this past weekend when the overhyped Mayweather fight happened and at least 50 people I follow on instagram streamed it from wherever they were… It made for an almost inspirational moment where I realized that together we could really put all these big businesses out of business, I mean not facebook, but everyone else, if we just worked together…instead of hating each other…I mean we should all pay into one cable bill, 200 dollars divided by 350 million people per month, a fraction of a cent a year each…and just have one channel streaming at a time…you know working together for a utopia we don’t need to ever work or pay bills in… But instead we see assholes making 700 million dollars in some comedy act that they knew they were trolling….and people buy into it…like taxes…because people are morons… I realize I am ranting here, but the point of the story is that cable TV is useless, produced content useless, live events celebrating useless people in useless things, promoting uselessness, in what is just a mastabatory pile of shit, even just a promo tour to get idiots to buy into this bullshit entertainment industry they created to distract us…is just garbage I don’t like to participate in. It’s blockbuster. I am just more into watching the women who live this famous life, love this famous life, want more attention, fight for attention, and attempt to get more attention because attention makes them thrive… It’s all so stupid…but lets see who was there…who showed up…and if they are worthy of jerking off to….the whole amazing post by resident goddess can be seen HERE I can assure you – nothing of importance happened here…. Heidi Klum was there with some rockin’ old lady tits and body that make no sense – must be eugenics…. Hailey Baldwin Working That Ass and Low Level Insta Model Hustle Hard – Jacked up face -it’s a generational lthing… Demi Lovato was there braless because bitch does whatever she can to get noticed or views…. Mel B in a Tight Dress…. Alessandra Ambrosio looking all future… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Paris Jackson – Heiress in some See Through Dress Vanessa Hudgens – Used Tampon Hailee Steinfeld – Legs Old Demon Katy Perry and her Evangelical Demon Tits TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Chantal Jeffries – Kardashian Nicki Minaj – Terrible Latex Fetish Farrah Abraham – Teen Mom – MTV For Life- Backdoor Girl…Terrible face…amazing…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The VMAs Happened and No One Cared of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Claudia Schiffer is in a bikin on a yacht – because she is and will forever be Claudia Schiffer. A german, possibly another experiment in eugenics, a product of the aryan race program Hitler initiated, but still looking good at 100, because growing up, she was the one I was into…not that Cindy Crawford all america with a gross mole bullshit, I liked the more perfect, interesting looking one…who you can’t argue isn’t hotter than Cindy Crawford, even in their old lady years… Maybe we should do a Mayweather McGreggor style mud wrestle to see who comes out on top – for old times – cuz apparently people like bitch fights…you know a little “ballet” dance for the fools willing to pay All this to say, was a fan, still a fan, even if she’s looking a little ZOMBIE…as most woman pushing 100 do…But this Throwback to what was…20 fucking years ago…makes it better. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Claudia Schiffer in a Bikini on a Yacht of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
