According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.
I don’t know if she’s a model, or just a girl who is willing to get on camera naked because it feels good for her self worth, in an otherwise depressing and unfulfilled way, as the general public are looking for audience and fans…even for doing nothing much… But I do know that she’s lovely as fuck and as long as she is on her quest to model or act or get naked for photographers…I am willing to show my support and stare. Because when you look at things like Sports Illustrated, I prefer low level girls trying to get out there as models than girls who are trying to be models, who call themselves models, but don’t make money…because the ones with the egos are fucking annoying, ugly, and commercial…basic and lame…while the ones out there trying are showing tits for free….I appreciate that… The post Berit Birkeland Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m still waiting for Taylor Hill here to take me up on my very generous offer to help her career by changing her name to Taylor Tuna , but I guess she’s sticking with Hill for now. And honestly, as long as she’s doing lingerie photoshoots this good, it doesn’t really matter what Taylor calls herself. She’s still a total five-alarm pants fire. » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
Remember Nicki Minaj, apparently, that garbage still exists…and magazines are still writing about her…and pandering to her or her team – because they’ve got nothing better to talk about and figure she’s got substance, value and celebrity that will help their magazines continue to exist…it sends traffic…or maybe they are owned by the same people who know her…WHO Knows…but she’s in a bikini top slut posing…because she’s all high concept – so long as she can show off her clown body / face / tits…garbage…but people like her..and that’s what people like…I just don’t like it…because she’s the fucking worst, manufactured crap around… The post Nicki Minaj for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Biel is the dude Justin Timberlake was stuck with for so many years, at his peak of fame, because she was accepting and accommodating of his lifestyle choices, which after a high maintenance Britney Spears, and she just attached herself to him, probably because she was a big fan or groupie, and fucking rode it out for as long as she could until he became dependent on having her around, or feared the information she had on him….allowing her to spend the rest of her days in the gym, working out, getting those broad shoulders just as toned and masculine as he likes them…and here she is bent over… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Coffee withdrawal going well. #nationalcoffeeday A video posted by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) on Sep 29, 2016 at 11:52am PDT The post Jessica Biel’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaley Cuoco, the icon to nerds who watch sitcoms everywhere, pulled her tit out on snapchat – because it’s a purchased tit – and like all girls with fake tits – they love showing the shit off like it’s a new car or something… It’s some vapid materialistic, shamelessness that fuels our society…. I have only met a handful of hookers who hate their fake tits and it is usually after they’ve had them for years and they are falling the fuck apart from every direction….but when any girl first gets the tits, even with all the pain…they fucking LOVE the fake tit…it’s just when the tits and life let them down…that they But Kaley Cuoco is making 100 million in the next few years, has already made 100 million, I don’t think much can let her down – but the guys who she burns through – or who use her thanks to where she’s at in finance and career… As long as she pulls out tits, flashing in a Look at me – cuz she’s an actor and they all want you to look at them…I’m down…with everything going on here…and will be well into her old age…where she’ll still be doing the same stunts…unless she dies of an overdose… The post Kaley Cuoco Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it is important to celebrate Miley cyrus whenever she brings out her character Miley after putting it in storage when she went back to her future husband to live the semi normal life on their pile of money – because like all these other idiots – she is also a media manipulator – totally not authentic – fake tumblr weird – but naked – which makes any and all intentions irrelevant so long as she’s naked… The post Miley Cyrus Still Lives of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some shameless video of Bella Thorne in a car making dick sucking motions – knowing she’s making dick sucking motions – pretending she’s not making dick sucking motions – because she’s not a pervert – she’s an 18 year old child star who people fucking love because she looks like a 40 year old Tranny and Tranny is in right now… Or maybe you prefer some Shameless video of her stuffing her face with noodles, because she has no table manners, she doesn’t need table manners, her parents let her do anything she wanted – as long as she made it to set -since she was their golden child, their Lohan, they’re last hope to never work again after packing up the van and moving the LA to make this happen for them…and MAKE IT HAPPEN THEY DID…thanks to florida work ethic and drive / hooking… OR maybe you like seeing her dance… I don’t hate Bella Thorne, I actually think she’s lovely, funny and almost mocking the industry – because it’s dumb – while being part of the industry, and monetizing the industry while having fun within the industry and her body is banging…so keep up the good work…. Here she is eating her co-star – TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN ROME CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Dick Suck Face on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I follow Nadine Leopold on snapchat, I have no idea why, I don’t even really know who Nadine Leopold is, but apparently she’s a “model” from Sweden, who did Victoria’s Secret once or twice, which was enough for her to appeal to get her US Work Visa and live in NYC and work on what’s important…rich guys… On her snapchat, she’s ZERO funny, ZERO interesting, yet she is front row at every sports game… She even flew to LA to see Kobe’s last game, and fly to Coachella on a helicopter… She is everything you’d expect for a hot blonde girl who needs her rent paid in America and who knows rich guys love having hot girls around them…paying for them…buying them shit…and covering their rent… She probably isn’t deserving of a post, she’s that low level, but she’s probably not that bad, she’s probably charismatic, or funny or fun to have around… I mean why say no to the good life when thirsty dudes are handing it to you…it’s not prostitution…it’s just living and having a great time…can’t hate that…as long as she keeps up the half nakedness… She’s cute, but nothing incredible or life changing…so many girls look like this..but none that are riding my dick… The post Nadine Leopold in a BIkini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As long as she’s breathing, Emily Ratajkowski will remain in contention for hottest woman alive, and these pics from her GQ UK photo shoot are nothing short of breathtaking! Hit the jump for more pics…